岁月如歌——初中生活二三事
<p>一</p><p><span word="One">One</span></p><p>随着一张张可怕的的大白纸的落下，我们的心也随之绷紧了——物理考试开始了。</p><p><span word="With">With</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="fall">fall</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="terrible">terrible</span> <span word="piece">piece</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="white">white</span> <span word="paper">paper</span>, <span word="our">our</span> <span word="hearts">hearts</span> <span word="are">are</span> <span word="also">also</span> <span word="tense">tense</span> - <span word="the">the</span> <span word="physics">physics</span> <span word="test">test</span> <span word="begins">begins</span>.</p><p>刚才还疾呼男女平等、女权主义的女生们这时也不得不屈服于<span word="Physics">Physics</span>的“淫威”之下——开始抱怨为什么不出两份难度不同的试卷，因为我们万能的主上帝创造了物理能力相差很大的两类人——男和女。一个个“焦耳”、“欧姆”弄的我们“抓耳”、“挠腮”。“阿门！”小声祈祷着，发现教室里的气氛越来越紧张，足以让人的心跳加快到200/分的沙沙声仿佛无数条饥饿的蚕在吞食着试卷——尽管时不时会出现消化不良。然而，无情的下课铃还是如期而至，老师更是难得做起了守时的榜样，经过一阵不可避免的争强之后，抱着卷子，撇下一屋子的残兵败将扬长而去。</p><p>The girls who just called for equality between men and women and feminism had to succumb to the "obscenity" of Physics - and began to complain about why they didn't produce two papers with different difficulties, because our Almighty God created two categories of people with very different physical abilities - men and women. <span word="One">One</span> by one "Joule" and "ohm" make us "scratch the ear" and "scratch the cheek". "Amen!" Praying in a low voice, I found that the atmosphere in the classroom was becoming more and more tense, enough to make people's heart beat up to 200 / min. the rustle seemed like countless hungry silkworms were swallowing the test paper - even though there would be dyspepsia from time to time. However, the merciless bell still came on time, and the teacher rarely set an example of punctuality. After a series of inevitable struggles, he left the room with his papers and the defeated soldiers.</p>
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