E时代网狗Tommy的自述
<p><span word="Hello">Hello</span>，大家好！我是<span word="Tommy">Tommy</span>。不错，是真的，我是一条咖啡色的沙皮狗，别说你不信哦，我的主人叫<span word="Lanny">Lanny</span>，咦？会嫌这样的陈述太陈词滥调吗？呵呵……这是我<span word="Tommy">Tommy</span>慵懒的本性嘛！</p><p><span word="Hello">Hello</span>, <span word="everyone">everyone</span>! <span word="I">I</span>'<span word="m">m</span> <span word="Tommy">Tommy</span>. <span word="Yes">Yes</span>, <span word="it">it</span>'<span word="s">s</span> <span word="true">true</span>. <span word="I">I</span>'<span word="m">m</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="brown">brown</span> <span word="sanddog">sanddog</span>. <span word="Don">Don</span>'<span word="t">t</span> <span word="say">say</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="don">don</span>'<span word="t">t</span> <span word="believe">believe</span> <span word="it">it</span>. <span word="My">My</span> <span word="owner">owner</span>'<span word="s">s</span> <span word="name">name</span> <span word="is">is</span> <span word="Lanny">Lanny</span>. <span word="Eh">Eh</span>? <span word="Would">Would</span> <span word="such">such</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="statement">statement</span> <span word="be">be</span> <span word="too">too</span> <span word="cliche">cliche</span>? <span word="Ha">Ha</span> <span word="ha">ha</span>... <span word="This">This</span> <span word="is">is</span> <span word="my">my</span> <span word="Tommy">Tommy</span>'<span word="s">s</span> <span word="lazy">lazy</span> <span word="nature">nature</span>!</p><p>主人说现在是<span word="E">E</span>时代了，“<span word="E">E</span>”？是<span word="eat">eat</span>吗？唔，好像不是啊，主人常坐在电脑前，两眼直勾勾地望着那个发亮的屏，呆坐了一天，还不停地用手指击打着一种像巧克力一样的叫做“键盘”的玩意儿。可能那就是“<span word="E">E</span>”时代吧！“<span word="E">E</span>”时代好像是蛮有意思的东西，不然的话，主人为何会呆坐一天而会忘记“<span word="eat">eat</span>”呢？呵呵，我<span word="Tommy">Tommy</span>经过每天的细致、深入地观察，发现主人每天都在上网，人们也真是的，隔着电脑屏，不管对方是男是女，是老是少，都把自己心窝里的话掏给一个陌生人听。经过我这几天的观察，人们的<span word="CHAT">CHAT</span>内容不过仅是四步曲罢了：“你是男是女？”“你在哪里？”“你几岁了？”“你叫啥？”哇噻！真是老套！连我<span word="Tommy">Tommy</span>都能说的！和主人聊的都是一些自称“漂亮美眉”、“芳龄十八”的！去，骗谁来着？网上哪会变出那么多的“漂亮妹妹“啊？！人的本性真是倍儿虚！</p>
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