2013奥斯卡：史上最刻薄颁奖典礼
<p>'<span word="Pick">Pick</span> <span word="on">on</span> <span word="someone">someone</span> <span word="your">your</span> <span word="own">own</span> <span word="size">size</span>', <span word="snipped">snipped</span> <span word="Christopher">Christopher</span> <span word="Plummer">Plummer</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="mean">mean</span> <span word="host">host</span> <span word="MacFarlane">MacFarlane</span>.</p><p><span word="When">When</span> <span word="The">The</span> <span word="Onion">Onion</span> <span word="tweeted">tweeted</span> <span word="inadvisedly">inadvisedly</span> <span word="about">about</span> <span word="Quvenzhan">Quvenzhan</span>é <span word="Wallis">Wallis</span> <span word="shortly">shortly</span> <span word="after">after</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="Oscars">Oscars</span> <span word="ended">ended</span> <span word="last">last</span> <span word="night">night</span>, <span word="Twitter">Twitter</span> <span word="exploded">exploded</span> <span word="in">in</span> <span word="outrage">outrage</span>. <span word="An">An</span> <span word="hour">hour</span> <span word="later">later</span> <span word="and">and</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="tweet">tweet</span> <span word="was">was</span> <span word="removed">removed</span>. <span word="But">But</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="tweet">tweet</span> <span word="about">about</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="nine">nine</span>-<span word="year">year</span>-<span word="old">old</span> <span word="nominee">nominee</span> <span word="seemed">seemed</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="fit">fit</span> <span word="right">right</span> <span word="in">in</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="an">an</span> <span word="evening">evening</span> <span word="that">that</span> <span word="had">had</span> <span word="been">been</span> <span word="both">both</span> <span word="vicious">vicious</span> <span word="and">and</span> <span word="sexist">sexist</span> <span word="in">in</span> <span word="its">its</span> <span word="attempts">attempts</span> <span word="at">at</span> <span word="humor">humor</span>.</p><p><span word="Host">Host</span> <span word="Seth">Seth</span> <span word="Macfarlane">Macfarlane</span> <span word="began">began</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="unfunny">unfunny</span> <span word="references">references</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="Wallis">Wallis</span> <span word="as">as</span> <span word="he">he</span> <span word="introduced">introduced</span> <span word="her">her</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="audience">audience</span> <span word="in">in</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="early">early</span> <span word="part">part</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="show">show</span>. "<span word="It">It</span>'<span word="ll">ll</span> <span word="be">be</span> 16 <span word="years">years</span> <span word="before">before</span> <span word="she">she</span>'<span word="s">s</span> <span word="too">too</span> <span word="old">old</span> <span word="for">for</span> <span word="Clooney">Clooney</span>," <span word="he">he</span> <span word="said">said</span>. <span word="Did">Did</span> <span word="anyone">anyone</span> <span word="laugh">laugh</span>?</p><p><span word="There">There</span> <span word="was">was</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="mean">mean</span>-<span word="spirited">spirited</span> <span word="quality">quality</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="Macfarlane">Macfarlane</span>'<span word="s">s</span> <span word="Oscars">Oscars</span> <span word="that">that</span> <span word="went">went</span> <span word="beyond">beyond</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="usual">usual</span> <span word="awkward">awkward</span> <span word="imbalance">imbalance</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="celebrating">celebrating</span> <span word="and">and</span> <span word="embarrassing">embarrassing</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="self">self</span>-<span word="indulgent">indulgent</span> <span word="industry">industry</span> <span word="in">in</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="same">same</span> <span word="show">show</span>. <span word="When">When</span> <span word="did">did</span> <span word="awards">awards</span> <span word="shows">shows</span> <span word="become">become</span> <span word="such">such</span> <span word="clumsyroasts">clumsyroasts</span>? <span word="And">And</span> <span word="could">could</span> <span word="someone">someone</span> <span word="funny">funny</span> <span word="PLEASE">PLEASE</span> <span word="start">start</span> <span word="writing">writing</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="jokes">jokes</span>?</p><p><span word="As">As</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="lights">lights</span> <span word="came">came</span> <span word="up">up</span> <span word="over">over</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="Dolby">Dolby</span> <span word="Theater">Theater</span> <span word="at">at</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="beginning">beginning</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="evening">evening</span>, <span word="the">the</span> <span word="audience">audience</span> <span word="could">could</span> <span word="be">be</span> <span word="seen">seen</span> <span word="beaming">beaming</span> <span word="and">and</span> <span word="clapping">clapping</span>. <span word="Except">Except</span> <span word="for">for</span> <span word="one">one</span>. <span word="Dressed">Dressed</span>, <span word="like">like</span> <span word="Hamlet">Hamlet</span> <span word="entirely">entirely</span> <span word="in">in</span> <span word="black">black</span>, <span word="Robert">Robert</span> <span word="Downey">Downey</span> <span word="Jr">Jr</span>, <span word="kept">kept</span> <span word="his">his</span> <span word="arms">arms</span> <span word="folded">folded</span> <span word="tightly">tightly</span> <span word="across">across</span> <span word="his">his</span> <span word="chest">chest</span> <span word="and">and</span> <span word="nodded">nodded</span> <span word="his">his</span> <span word="head">head</span> <span word="tersely">tersely</span>. <span word="He">He</span> <span word="clearly">clearly</span> <span word="knew">knew</span> <span word="what">what</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="expect">expect</span>.</p><p><span word="The">The</span> <span word="nastiness">nastiness</span> <span word="started">started</span> <span word="with">with</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="cheap">cheap</span> <span word="shot">shot</span> <span word="at">at</span> <span word="last">last</span> <span word="year">year</span>'<span word="s">s</span> <span word="winner">winner</span> <span word="for">for</span> <span word="best">best</span> <span word="actor">actor</span>, <span word="the">the</span> <span word="Frenchman">Frenchman</span>, <span word="Jean">Jean</span> <span word="Dujardin">Dujardin</span>, <span word="who">who</span> <span word="had">had</span> <span word="won">won</span> <span word="for">for</span> <span word="The">The</span> <span word="Artist">Artist</span>.</p><p><span word="Thank">Thank</span> <span word="God">God</span> <span word="for">for</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="singing">singing</span>. <span word="Well">Well</span>, <span word="some">some</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="singing">singing</span>. <span word="Certainly">Certainly</span> <span word="not">not</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="Macfarlane">Macfarlane</span> <span word="rendition">rendition</span> <span word="of">of</span> "<span word="We">We</span> <span word="Saw">Saw</span> <span word="your">your</span> <span word="Boobs">Boobs</span>" <span word="which">which</span> <span word="seemed">seemed</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="have">have</span> <span word="been">been</span> <span word="put">put</span> <span word="together">together</span> <span word="by">by</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="bunch">bunch</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="seventh">seventh</span> <span word="grade">grade</span> <span word="boys">boys</span> – <span word="the">the</span> <span word="demographic">demographic</span> <span word="that">that</span> <span word="ABC">ABC</span> <span word="is">is</span> <span word="longing">longing</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="snare">snare</span>. (<span word="The">The</span> <span word="best">best</span> <span word="reaction">reaction</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="this">this</span> <span word="song">song</span> <span word="was">was</span> <span word="Zero">Zero</span> <span word="Dark">Dark</span> <span word="Thirty">Thirty</span> <span word="Director">Director</span> <span word="Kathryn">Kathryn</span> <span word="Bigelow">Bigelow</span>'<span word="s">s</span> <span word="unchanging">unchanging</span> <span word="stone">stone</span> <span word="face">face</span>. <span word="Minute">Minute</span> 8.50).</p>
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