老外观点：肯德基的Chizza真是一场灾难
<p><span word="What">What</span> <span word="do">do</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="get">get</span> <span word="when">when</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="combine">combine</span> <span word="chicken">chicken</span> <span word="and">and</span> <span word="pizza">pizza</span>? <span word="Well">Well</span>, <span word="apparently">apparently</span>, <span word="an">an</span> <span word="entirely">entirely</span> <span word="unappetizing">unappetizing</span> <span word="portmanteau">portmanteau</span> <span word="that">that</span> <span word="no">no</span> <span word="one">one</span> <span word="really">really</span> <span word="knows">knows</span> <span word="how">how</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="pronounce">pronounce</span> <span word="but">but</span> <span word="on">on</span> <span word="trying">trying</span> <span word="sounds">sounds</span> <span word="like">like</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="disease">disease</span> <span word="that">that</span> <span word="claimed">claimed</span> <span word="millions">millions</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="lives">lives</span> <span word="in">in</span> <span word="South">South</span> <span word="America">America</span> <span word="circa">circa</span> 1910.</p><p>将<span word="chicken">chicken</span>（鸡肉）和<span word="pizza">pizza</span>（披萨）这两个单词混合，你会得到什么？显然，你会得到一个让人失去食欲的混成词，根本没人知道怎么发音，尝试发音后发现，听上去就像是一种在1910年夺去南美数百万条人命的疾病的名字。</p><p><span word="You">You</span> <span word="also">also</span> <span word="get">get</span> <span word="KFC">KFC</span>’<span word="s">s</span> <span word="newest">newest</span> <span word="experiment">experiment</span> <span word="in">in</span> <span word="genetic">genetic</span> <span word="modification">modification</span>: <span word="a">a</span> <span word="chicken">chicken</span> <span word="grown">grown</span> <span word="in">in</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="shape">shape</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="pizza">pizza</span> – <span word="using">using</span> <span word="something">something</span> <span word="akin">akin</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="bonsai">bonsai</span> <span word="kitten">kitten</span> <span word="method">method</span> <span word="perfected">perfected</span> <span word="in">in</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="halcyon">halcyon</span> <span word="days">days</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="Internet">Internet</span> – <span word="its">its</span> <span word="head">head</span> <span word="then">then</span> <span word="cut">cut</span> <span word="off">off</span> <span word="and">and</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="remaining">remaining</span> <span word="circle">circle</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="meat">meat</span> <span word="deep">deep</span> <span word="fried">fried</span> <span word="and">and</span> <span word="slathered">slathered</span> <span word="with">with</span> <span word="tomato">tomato</span> <span word="sauce">sauce</span>, <span word="cheese">cheese</span>, <span word="tiny">tiny</span> <span word="pepper">pepper</span> <span word="bits">bits</span>, <span word="and">and</span> <span word="sacrilegiously">sacrilegiously</span>, <span word="pineapple">pineapple</span>.</p><p>你也会得到最新的肯德基转基因实验成果：使用在互联网太平日子里经过完善的类似盆景猫的制作方法，养成披萨形状的鸡，然后把鸡头切掉，剩下的鸡肉油炸，涂上番茄酱、奶酪、小辣椒块和亵渎披萨的菠萝。</p>
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