爆笑偷懒妙招：不好意思，你不仅没我懒，还没我机智
<p>近日《每日邮报》整理了网友晒出的偷懒妙招，有人因为懒得走路，开着高尔夫球车修剪草坪；有人因为懒得费力，发明了不用跑腿就能倒垃圾的方法；还有人能做到不动一根手指，一边葛优瘫一边喝饮料。为了偷懒，他们也是竭尽所能、挖空心思。这些让你意想不到的发明创意完美诠释了“没有最懒只有更懒”的境界。</p><p><span word="As">As</span> <span word="with">with</span> <span word="most">most</span> <span word="instances">instances</span> <span word="when">when</span> <span word="it">it</span> <span word="comes">comes</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="human">human</span> <span word="behaviour">behaviour</span>, <span word="whether">whether</span> <span word="it">it</span>'<span word="s">s</span> <span word="drunkenness">drunkenness</span>, <span word="loudness">loudness</span>, <span word="or">or</span> <span word="in">in</span> <span word="this">this</span> <span word="case">case</span>, <span word="laziness">laziness</span> - <span word="there">there</span> <span word="is">is</span> <span word="someone">someone</span> <span word="out">out</span> <span word="there">there</span> <span word="who">who</span> <span word="is">is</span> <span word="taking">taking</span> <span word="it">it</span> <span word="one">one</span> <span word="step">step</span> <span word="further">further</span> <span word="than">than</span> <span word="you">you</span>.</p><p>当谈及人类行为时，不论是醉酒的程度、声音的高度、还是懒惰的程度，大多数情况下总有人比你“技高一筹”。</p><p><span word="And">And</span>, <span word="as">as</span> <span word="these">these</span> <span word="hilarious">hilarious</span> <span word="photos">photos</span> <span word="attest">attest</span>, <span word="these">these</span> <span word="people">people</span> <span word="have">have</span> <span word="taken">taken</span> <span word="inertia">inertia</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="levels">levels</span> <span word="that">that</span> <span word="would">would</span> <span word="make">make</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="sloth">sloth</span> <span word="look">look</span> <span word="productive">productive</span>.</p><p>下面这些滑稽的照片就是例证，这些人已经懒到一定程度了，树懒的效率都比他们高。</p><p><span word="But">But</span> <span word="when">when</span> <span word="many">many</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="us">us</span> <span word="would">would</span> <span word="have">have</span> <span word="bitten">bitten</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="bullet">bullet</span> <span word="and">and</span> <span word="moved">moved</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="limb">limb</span> <span word="or">or</span> <span word="two">two</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="get">get</span> <span word="something">something</span> <span word="done">done</span>, <span word="these">these</span> <span word="indolent">indolent</span> <span word="few">few</span> <span word="have">have</span> <span word="come">come</span> <span word="up">up</span> <span word="with">with</span> <span word="some">some</span> <span word="ingenious">ingenious</span> <span word="ways">ways</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="make">make</span> <span word="sure">sure</span> <span word="they">they</span> <span word="can">can</span> <span word="stay">stay</span> <span word="as">as</span> <span word="immobile">immobile</span> <span word="as">as</span> <span word="possible">possible</span>.</p><p>但是当我们不得不咬紧牙关、累到断手断脚才搞定一件事时，这些懒惰的人却想出一些巧妙的办法，尽可能确保自己不动一根手指。</p><p><span word="Multi">Multi</span>-<span word="tasking">tasking</span>:</p>
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