爹妈什么仇！这些奇葩名字简直倒霉透啦
<p>为了人类正常有序的交往，每个人从一出生就有一个名字。很多人的名字都寄托了父母的期望与祝福，但是总有些不靠谱的老爸老妈，想出来的名字太过任性随意，让人不忍直视，比如“霍尔顿的小屁屁”、“唐老鸭”、“绝地武士”、“蝙蝠侠·<span word="Bin">Bin</span>·超人”等等。</p><p><span word="We">We</span> <span word="have">have</span> <span word="gathered">gathered</span> <span word="together">together</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="list">list</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="most">most</span> <span word="unfortunate">unfortunate</span> <span word="names">names</span>, <span word="from">from</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="USA">USA</span> <span word="and">and</span> <span word="Canada">Canada</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="Singapore">Singapore</span> <span word="and">and</span> <span word="South">South</span> <span word="Africa">Africa</span>.</p><p>我们从美国、加拿大、新加坡以及南非等国家的人名中整理出了最倒霉的名字合集。</p><p><span word="As">As</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="read">read</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="might">might</span> <span word="wonder">wonder</span> <span word="how">how</span> <span word="any">any</span> <span word="parents">parents</span> <span word="were">were</span> <span word="gullible">gullible</span> <span word="enough">enough</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="curse">curse</span> <span word="their">their</span> <span word="child">child</span> <span word="with">with</span> <span word="such">such</span> <span word="outrageous">outrageous</span> <span word="titles">titles</span> - <span word="or">or</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="might">might</span> <span word="admire">admire</span> <span word="their">their</span> <span word="audacity">audacity</span>...</p><p>在阅读这篇文章时，你可能会不禁想象，怎么会有父母如此随意的用这些离谱的名字诅咒他们的孩子呢，或者你也许会佩服他们的勇气……</p><p>这位宝宝的父母一定是《星球大战》的粉丝，不然怎么会给娃取名“绝地武士”（<span word="Jedi">Jedi</span> <span word="Knight">Knight</span>）。</p><p><span word="Customers">Customers</span> <span word="in">in</span> <span word="this">this</span> <span word="taxi">taxi</span> <span word="are">are</span> <span word="warned">warned</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="watch">watch</span> <span word="their">their</span> <span word="step">step</span>, <span word="but">but</span> <span word="they">they</span> <span word="should">should</span> <span word="also">also</span> <span word="take">take</span> <span word="care">care</span> <span word="not">not</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="snigger">snigger</span> <span word="for">for</span> <span word="fear">fear</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="offending">offending</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="driver">driver</span>.</p><p>这辆出租者提醒乘客注意安全，但是乘客们还要注意不要偷笑，以免冒犯了司机。</p><p>因为这位司机的名字叫“一个混蛋”（<span word="Anass">Anass</span> = <span word="an">an</span> <span word="ass">ass</span>）。</p><p><span word="This">This</span> <span word="boy">boy</span>, <span word="from">from</span> <span word="Singapore">Singapore</span>, <span word="combined">combined</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="names">names</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="two">two</span> <span word="superheroes">superheroes</span> <span word="in">in</span> <span word="his">his</span> <span word="rather">rather</span> <span word="unusual">unusual</span> <span word="moniker">moniker</span></p>
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