哪些问题让你无语?
<p><span word="What">What</span> <span word="are">are</span> <span word="some">some</span> <span word="dumb">dumb</span> <span word="questions">questions</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="have">have</span> <span word="been">been</span> <span word="asked">asked</span>?</p><p>你都被问过哪些让人无语的问题?</p><p>获得6.7<span word="k">k</span>好评的答案@<span word="Abhinav">Abhinav</span> <span word="Gaur">Gaur</span></p><p><span word="I">I</span> <span word="work">work</span> <span word="for">for</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="semiconductor">semiconductor</span> <span word="company">company</span> <span word="which">which</span>45 <span word="makes">makes</span> <span word="electronic">electronic</span> <span word="chips">chips</span>. <span word="On">On</span> <span word="being">being</span> <span word="asked">asked</span> <span word="about">about</span> <span word="what">what</span> <span word="I">I</span> <span word="do">do</span>, <span word="I">I</span> <span word="once">once</span> <span word="told">told</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="one">one</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="my">my</span> <span word="aunts">aunts</span> <span word="that">that</span> <span word="after">after</span> <span word="completing">completing</span> <span word="my">my</span> <span word="electronics">electronics</span> <span word="engineering">engineering</span>, <span word="I">I</span> <span word="had">had</span> <span word="started">started</span> <span word="working">working</span> <span word="in">in</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="chip">chip</span> <span word="designing">designing</span> <span word="company">company</span>.</p><p>我为一家制造电脑晶片的半导体公司工作。有一次,我的一位阿姨问我是做什么的,我告诉她我在完成电子工程的学业后,开始在一家芯片设计公司工作。</p><p><span word="After">After</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="pause">pause</span> <span word="for">for</span> <span word="few">few</span> <span word="seconds">seconds</span>, <span word="she">she</span> <span word="asked">asked</span>:</p><p>停顿了几秒后,她问道:</p><p>"<span word="What">What</span> <span word="are">are</span> <span word="your">your</span> <span word="most">most</span> <span word="popular">popular</span> <span word="flavors">flavors</span>? <span word="Are">Are</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="chips">chips</span> <span word="as">as</span> <span word="good">good</span> <span word="as">as</span> <span word="Lays">Lays</span>??"</p><p>“那你最喜欢什么口味呢?那些薯片和乐事一样好吃吗?”</p><p><span word="I">I</span> <span word="had">had</span> <span word="no">no</span> <span word="idea">idea</span> <span word="what">what</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="say">say</span>.</p><p>我不知道该说什么好。</p><p>注:<span word="Chip">Chip</span>双关,是芯片,又是薯片。</p><p>获得5.5<span word="k">k</span>好评的答案@<span word="Nandita">Nandita</span> <span word="Rao">Rao</span></p><p><span word="Conversation">Conversation</span> <span word="with">with</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="girl">girl</span> <span word="on">on</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="Subway">Subway</span> <span word="in">in</span> <span word="NYC">NYC</span> :</p><p>和一个妹子在纽约市地铁上的对话:</p><p><span word="Her">Her</span>:"<span word="Are">Are</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="from">from</span> <span word="India">India</span>?"</p><p>她:“你来自印度吗?”</p><p><span word="Me">Me</span>:"<span word="Yes">Yes</span>"</p><p>我:“是的。”</p><p><span word="Her">Her</span>:"<span word="Really">Really</span> <span word="unfair">unfair</span> <span word="how">how</span> <span word="we">we</span> <span word="Americans">Americans</span> <span word="just">just</span> <span word="start">start</span> <span word="talking">talking</span> <span word="about">about</span> <span word="Slumdog">Slumdog</span> <span word="millionaire">millionaire</span> <span word="everytime">everytime</span> <span word="we">we</span> <span word="talk">talk</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="an">an</span> <span word="Indian">Indian</span>"</p><p>她:“我们美国人每次说到印度就只会开始谈论《贫民窟的百万富翁》,怎么能这样,这太不公平了。”</p>
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