别人想让你相信的荒谬之事
<p><span word="I">I</span> <span word="had">had</span> <span word="renewed">renewed</span> <span word="my">my</span> <span word="internet">internet</span> <span word="connection">connection</span> <span word="as">as</span> <span word="it">it</span> <span word="had">had</span> <span word="expired">expired</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="day">day</span> <span word="back">back</span> <span word="but">but</span> <span word="it">it</span> <span word="wasn">wasn</span>'<span word="t">t</span> <span word="started">started</span> <span word="yet">yet</span>. <span word="So">So</span> <span word="I">I</span> <span word="called">called</span> <span word="up">up</span> <span word="my">my</span> <span word="internet">internet</span> <span word="service">service</span> <span word="provider">provider</span>. <span word="He">He</span> <span word="tried">tried</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="convince">convince</span> <span word="me">me</span> <span word="this">this</span>:</p><p>在我的网络连接过期一天之后我去续订了，但是它却依旧没有连上。所以我打电话去问网络服务提供商。他试图让我相信：</p><p>"<span word="Just">Just</span> <span word="as">as</span> <span word="water">water</span> <span word="takes">takes</span> <span word="time">time</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="reach">reach</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="tap">tap</span> <span word="after">after</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="pipeline">pipeline</span> <span word="hasn">hasn</span>'<span word="t">t</span> <span word="been">been</span> <span word="used">used</span> <span word="for">for</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="day">day</span> <span word="or">or</span> <span word="two">two</span>, <span word="it">it</span> <span word="would">would</span> <span word="take">take</span> <span word="few">few</span> <span word="hours">hours</span> <span word="for">for</span> <span word="internet">internet</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="reach">reach</span> <span word="through">through</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="LAN">LAN</span> <span word="cable">cable</span> <span word="as">as</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="air">air</span> <span word="in">in</span> <span word="has">has</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="move">move</span> <span word="out">out</span> <span word="first">first</span>. <span word="Don">Don</span>'<span word="t">t</span> <span word="worry">worry</span> <span word="It">It</span> <span word="would">would</span> <span word="come">come</span> <span word="fast">fast</span> <span word="as">as</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="line">line</span> <span word="was">was</span> <span word="serviced">serviced</span> <span word="few">few</span> <span word="days">days</span> <span word="back">back</span>."</p><p>“如果水管有一两天没用了，那么水流到水龙头要花费一些时间，网络也一样，要先排出网线里的空气，所以需要花几个小时才能接通。不用担心，网速会跟以前一样快的。”</p><p><span word="That">That</span> <span word="Windows">Windows</span> <span word="is">is</span> <span word="trying">trying</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="find">find</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="solution">solution</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="problem">problem</span> <span word="just">just</span> <span word="occurred">occurred</span>.</p><p><span word="Windows">Windows</span>会一发生问题就会去找解决方法。</p><p><span word="That">That</span> "<span word="your">your</span> <span word="call">call</span> <span word="is">is</span> <span word="very">very</span> <span word="important">important</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="us">us</span>. <span word="Please">Please</span> <span word="stay">stay</span> <span word="on">on</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="line">line</span> <span word="and">and</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="customer">customer</span> <span word="service">service</span> <span word="representative">representative</span> <span word="will">will</span> <span word="be">be</span> <span word="with">with</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="shortly">shortly</span>."</p><p>“您的来电对我们来说非常重要，请不要挂机，有客服代表将立即与您通话。”</p><p><span word="Really">Really</span>? <span word="If">If</span> <span word="my">my</span> <span word="call">call</span> <span word="is">is</span> <span word="so">so</span> <span word="important">important</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="you">you</span>, <span word="why">why</span> <span word="have">have</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="kept">kept</span> <span word="me">me</span> <span word="on">on</span> <span word="hold">hold</span> <span word="for">for</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="last">last</span> 30 <span word="fricking">fricking</span> <span word="minutes">minutes</span>? <span word="If">If</span> <span word="my">my</span> <span word="call">call</span> <span word="is">is</span> <span word="so">so</span> <span word="important">important</span>, <span word="shouldn">shouldn</span>'<span word="t">t</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="be">be</span> <span word="hiring">hiring</span> <span word="more">more</span> <span word="staff">staff</span> <span word="or">or</span> <span word="doing">doing</span> <span word="something">something</span> <span word="about">about</span> <span word="high">high</span> <span word="frequency">frequency</span> <span word="call">call</span> <span word="hours">hours</span> <span word="so">so</span> <span word="that">that</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="don">don</span>'<span word="t">t</span> <span word="shamelessly">shamelessly</span> <span word="waste">waste</span> <span word="my">my</span> <span word="valuable">valuable</span> <span word="time">time</span>?</p>
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