歪果仁吐槽：在中国长大是种怎样的体验？
<p>1. <span word="When">When</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="were">were</span> <span word="hungry">hungry</span> <span word="and">and</span> <span word="craving">craving</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="snack">snack</span>.</p><p>1. 当你饿了、强烈地渴望零食果腹的时候。（见头图）</p><p>#<span word="GrowingUpAsian">GrowingUpAsian</span> <span word="this">this</span> <span word="container">container</span> <span word="was">was</span> <span word="filled">filled</span> <span word="with">with</span> <span word="damn">damn</span> <span word="sewing">sewing</span> <span word="supplies">supplies</span> <span word="and">and</span> <span word="no">no</span> <span word="cookies">cookies</span>. -- <span word="Gabrielle">Gabrielle</span> <span word="Jahromi">Jahromi</span> (@<span word="heregoesmyGabie">heregoesmyGabie</span>)</p><p>这个容器里装满了缝纫用品，没有饼干<span word="TT">TT</span>。——<span word="Gabrielle">Gabrielle</span> <span word="Jahromi">Jahromi</span> (@<span word="heregoesmyGabie">heregoesmyGabie</span>)</p><p>2. <span word="So">So</span> <span word="then">then</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="looked">looked</span> <span word="in">in</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="fridge">fridge</span>, <span word="only">only</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="have">have</span> <span word="your">your</span> <span word="dreams">dreams</span> <span word="crushed">crushed</span> <span word="all">all</span> <span word="over">over</span> <span word="again">again</span>.</p><p>2. 然后你就去冰箱找食物，却发现你的美梦又一次破碎了。</p><p>#<span word="growingupasian">growingupasian</span> <span word="when">when</span> <span word="u">u</span> <span word="want">want</span> <span word="some">some</span> <span word="ice">ice</span>-<span word="cream">cream</span>... -- <span word="wanqi">wanqi</span> (@<span word="tbhwanqi">tbhwanqi</span>)</p><p>当你想要来点冰淇淋的时候（鸡腿是什么鬼！！！）——<span word="wanqi">wanqi</span> (@<span word="tbhwanqi">tbhwanqi</span>)</p><p>3. <span word="When">When</span> <span word="your">your</span> <span word="mom">mom</span> <span word="decided">decided</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="teach">teach</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="how">how</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="cook">cook</span>.</p><p>3. 当你的妈妈决定教你做饭的时候。</p><p>#<span word="GrowingUpAsian">GrowingUpAsian</span> <span word="measuring">measuring</span> <span word="how">how</span> <span word="much">much</span> <span word="water">water</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="put">put</span> <span word="in">in</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="rice">rice</span> <span word="by">by</span>... -- <span word="AnnaBanana">AnnaBanana</span> (@<span word="annanarin">annanarin</span>11)</p><p>测量烧饭该放多少水……（一个指节哈一个！）——<span word="AnnaBanana">AnnaBanana</span> (@<span word="annanarin">annanarin</span>11)</p><p>4. <span word="Scrambled">Scrambled</span> <span word="eggs">eggs</span> <span word="with">with</span> <span word="rice">rice</span> <span word="was">was</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="staple">staple</span>.</p><p>4. 蛋炒饭是主食。</p><p>#<span word="growingupasian">growingupasian</span> <span word="whisking">whisking</span> <span word="eggs">eggs</span> <span word="with">with</span> <span word="chopsticks">chopsticks</span> -- <span word="Eric">Eric</span> <span word="chen">chen</span> (@<span word="chunky">chunky</span>_<span word="chen">chen</span>)</p><p>用筷子搅拌鸡蛋——<span word="Eric">Eric</span> <span word="chen">chen</span> (@<span word="chunky">chunky</span>_<span word="chen">chen</span>)</p><p>5. <span word="Your">Your</span> <span word="entire">entire</span> <span word="family">family</span> <span word="could">could</span> <span word="have">have</span> <span word="lived">lived</span> <span word="off">off</span> <span word="this">this</span>.</p><p>5. 你全家都靠吃这个为生。</p><p>#<span word="growingupasian">growingupasian</span> #<span word="growingupchinese">growingupchinese</span> <span word="breakfast">breakfast</span> <span word="every">every</span> <span word="morning">morning</span> -- <span word="stephanie">stephanie</span> (@<span word="snugglytori">snugglytori</span>)</p>
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