孩子在超市里做过最尴尬的事
<p><span word="Q">Q</span>: <span word="What">What</span> <span word="is">is</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="most">most</span> <span word="embarrassing">embarrassing</span> <span word="thing">thing</span> <span word="your">your</span> <span word="child">child</span> <span word="has">has</span> <span word="done">done</span> <span word="in">in</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="supermarket">supermarket</span>?</p><p>你的孩子在超市里做过的最尴尬的事是什么？</p><p>获得2.1<span word="k">k</span>好评的答案@<span word="Charles">Charles</span> <span word="Schoenfeld">Schoenfeld</span></p><p><span word="This">This</span> <span word="was">was</span> <span word="in">in</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="liquor">liquor</span> <span word="store">store</span> <span word="rather">rather</span> <span word="than">than</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="supermarket">supermarket</span>. <span word="I">I</span> <span word="had">had</span> <span word="stopped">stopped</span> <span word="in">in</span> <span word="for">for</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="bottle">bottle</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="wine">wine</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="give">give</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="hosts">hosts</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="party">party</span>. <span word="While">While</span> <span word="I">I</span> <span word="was">was</span> <span word="selecting">selecting</span> <span word="an">an</span> <span word="appropriate">appropriate</span> <span word="bottle">bottle</span>, <span word="my">my</span> <span word="daughter">daughter</span> (<span word="who">who</span> <span word="had">had</span> <span word="just">just</span> <span word="turned">turned</span> <span word="four">four</span>) <span word="picked">picked</span> <span word="up">up</span> <span word="an">an</span> <span word="especially">especially</span> <span word="pretty">pretty</span> <span word="bottle">bottle</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="vodka">vodka</span>, <span word="covered">covered</span> <span word="in">in</span> <span word="little">little</span> <span word="square">square</span> <span word="blue">blue</span> <span word="mirrors">mirrors</span>. <span word="Blue">Blue</span> <span word="is">is</span> <span word="her">her</span> <span word="favorite">favorite</span> <span word="color">color</span>. <span word="She">She</span> <span word="danced">danced</span> <span word="around">around</span> <span word="holding">holding</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="bottle">bottle</span> <span word="until">until</span> <span word="I">I</span> <span word="was">was</span> <span word="done">done</span> <span word="making">making</span> <span word="my">my</span> <span word="purchase">purchase</span>.</p><p>这件事不是发生在超市而是在酒类专卖店。我在去一个聚会的路上顺路进去买瓶红酒给主人家。当我正在挑选一瓶合适的红酒时，我那刚满四岁的女儿拿起了一瓶非常漂亮的蓝色方形小镜片包装着的伏特加，她最喜欢蓝色了，她一直拿着那瓶酒跳舞，直到我买完红酒。</p><p><span word="I">I</span> <span word="left">left</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="cashier">cashier</span> <span word="and">and</span> <span word="told">told</span> <span word="her">her</span>, "<span word="It">It</span>'<span word="s">s</span> <span word="time">time</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="go">go</span>—<span word="you">you</span> <span word="can">can</span> <span word="put">put</span> <span word="that">that</span> <span word="back">back</span> <span word="on">on</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="shelf">shelf</span> <span word="now">now</span>."</p><p>我离开柜台叫住她：“要走了——你现在可以把那瓶酒放回架子上了。”</p><p><span word="She">She</span> <span word="replied">replied</span>, <span word="in">in</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="happy">happy</span>, <span word="chirpy">chirpy</span> <span word="voice">voice</span> <span word="loud">loud</span> <span word="enough">enough</span> <span word="for">for</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="whole">whole</span> <span word="store">store</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="hear">hear</span>, "<span word="But">But</span> <span word="I">I</span> <span word="love">love</span> <span word="vodka">vodka</span>!"</p><p>她用一种高兴、快活、响亮到整个商店都听得到的声音回答道：“可是我爱伏特加！”</p><p>获得679好评的答案@<span word="Simon">Simon</span> <span word="Brown">Brown</span></p>
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