在家办公很好？16件辛酸事让你觉醒
<p>1. <span word="There">There</span>'<span word="s">s</span> <span word="no">no</span> <span word="commute">commute</span> <span word="so">so</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="literally">literally</span> <span word="just">just</span> <span word="roll">roll</span> <span word="out">out</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="bed">bed</span> 10 <span word="minutes">minutes</span> <span word="before">before</span> <span word="your">your</span> <span word="shift">shift</span> <span word="starts">starts</span>. <span word="But">But</span> <span word="then">then</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="feel">feel</span> <span word="like">like</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="shitty">shitty</span> <span word="person">person</span> <span word="all">all</span> <span word="day">day</span> <span word="because">because</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="didn">didn</span>'<span word="t">t</span> <span word="shower">shower</span>/<span word="try">try</span>/<span word="change">change</span> <span word="out">out</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="your">your</span> <span word="PJs">PJs</span>.</p><p>1. 你以为你在家办公不用挤公交，就可以多睡会，甚至可以上班前十分钟再起。然而，多睡的结果往往是没时间洗漱或换衣服，而你这一天都会觉得很糟糕。</p><p>2. <span word="Your">Your</span> <span word="roommate">roommate</span>/<span word="boyfriend">boyfriend</span> <span word="resents">resents</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="because">because</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="never">never</span> <span word="leave">leave</span>. <span word="Sometimes">Sometimes</span> <span word="you">you</span>'<span word="re">re</span> <span word="in">in</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="exact">exact</span> <span word="couch">couch</span>-<span word="desk">desk</span> <span word="position">position</span> <span word="when">when</span> <span word="he">he</span> <span word="leaves">leaves</span> <span word="for">for</span> <span word="work">work</span> <span word="as">as</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="are">are</span> <span word="when">when</span> <span word="he">he</span> <span word="comes">comes</span> <span word="home">home</span> <span word="from">from</span> <span word="work">work</span>. <span word="You">You</span> <span word="try">try</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="convince">convince</span> <span word="him">him</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="moved">moved</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="go">go</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="bathroom">bathroom</span> <span word="but">but</span> <span word="he">he</span> <span word="doesn">doesn</span>'<span word="t">t</span> <span word="totally">totally</span> <span word="believe">believe</span> <span word="you">you</span>. *<span word="Uses">Uses</span> <span word="foot">foot</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="slyly">slyly</span> <span word="push">push</span> <span word="bedpan">bedpan</span> <span word="under">under</span> <span word="table">table</span>. <span word="What">What</span> <span word="he">he</span> <span word="doesn">doesn</span>'<span word="t">t</span> <span word="know">know</span> <span word="won">won</span>'<span word="t">t</span> <span word="hurt">hurt</span> <span word="him">him</span>. <span word="Shhh">Shhh</span>.*</p><p>2. 室友或男朋友越来与嫌弃你，因为你永远都不出门。他们出门上班的时候，你就坐在沙发上办公，而他们下班回来，你还是坐在沙发上办公。就算你说你有动过去过厕所，他也不会信你。（其实你可以狡猾地把桌子下的便盆踢进去。他看不到就不会生气啦。）</p><p>3. <span word="There">There</span>'<span word="s">s</span> <span word="no">no</span> "<span word="High">High</span> <span word="School">School</span> <span word="Musical">Musical</span> <span word="we">we</span>'<span word="re">re</span> <span word="all">all</span> <span word="in">in</span> <span word="this">this</span> <span word="together">together</span>" <span word="vibe">vibe</span>. <span word="If">If</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="have">have</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="work">work</span> <span word="late">late</span> ... <span word="it">it</span>'<span word="s">s</span> <span word="just">just</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="stuck">stuck</span> <span word="at">at</span> <span word="home">home</span>.</p><p>3.你要知道，小说里的那些都是骗小孩的。而你就算是加班，也只能是在家加班。</p><p>4. <span word="Since">Since</span> <span word="you">you</span>'<span word="re">re</span> <span word="rarely">rarely</span> <span word="in">in</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="office">office</span>, <span word="your">your</span> <span word="wardrobe">wardrobe</span> <span word="standards">standards</span> <span word="are">are</span> <span word="all">all</span> <span word="fucked">fucked</span> <span word="up">up</span>. <span word="You">You</span> <span word="go">go</span> <span word="between">between</span> <span word="thinking">thinking</span> <span word="shitty">shitty</span> <span word="ripped">ripped</span> <span word="jeans">jeans</span>, <span word="Converse">Converse</span>, <span word="and">and</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="sweatshirt">sweatshirt</span> <span word="are">are</span> <span word="appropriate">appropriate</span> <span word="or">or</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="overshoot">overshoot</span> <span word="it">it</span> <span word="and">and</span> <span word="end">end</span> <span word="up">up</span> <span word="wearing">wearing</span> <span word="something">something</span> <span word="really">really</span> <span word="formal">formal</span> <span word="into">into</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="office">office</span> <span word="because">because</span> <span word="LOLZ">LOLZ</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="have">have</span> <span word="no">no</span> <span word="idea">idea</span>.</p>
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