电梯事故频发：看外国人在自动扶梯上作大死
<p>小编导读：湖北电梯“吃人”事件发生后，仿佛各路媒体都跟约好了似的，集中火力开报各种电梯事故——什么男童手臂卷入扶梯啊，酒店电梯致一死一伤啊，吓得伙伴们再也不敢玩电梯了！到底怎么乘坐电梯才最安全？先把创意放一边，先看看作死的外国小哥们如何玩坏电梯，扫一扫阴霾吧！</p><p>1. <span word="Lay">Lay</span> <span word="On">On</span> <span word="The">The</span> <span word="Handrails">Handrails</span>.</p><p>作死大招1：在扶手上躺平。</p><p><span word="So">So</span>, <span word="I">I</span> <span word="know">know</span> <span word="it">it</span> <span word="looks">looks</span> <span word="really">really</span> <span word="cool">cool</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="do">do</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="Escalator">Escalator</span> <span word="Spin">Spin</span>, <span word="but">but</span> <span word="most">most</span> <span word="likely">likely</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="will">will</span> <span word="fall">fall</span> <span word="and">and</span> <span word="hurt">hurt</span> <span word="your">your</span> <span word="ass">ass</span>. <span word="NOT">NOT</span> <span word="FUN">FUN</span>.</p><p>我知道在扶手上转圈圈是很酷炫的没错，但是你们大多数人都会摔个狗吃<span word="SHI">SHI</span>屁股裂。所以……这一点都不好笑喂！</p><p>2. <span word="Walk">Walk</span> <span word="Down">Down</span> <span word="With">With</span> <span word="Your">Your</span> <span word="Crutches">Crutches</span>.</p><p>作死大招2：跟着拐杖一起向下走。</p><p><span word="Really">Really</span>? <span word="REALLY">REALLY</span>? <span word="You">You</span> <span word="know">know</span> <span word="what">what</span>’<span word="s">s</span> <span word="going">going</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="happen">happen</span>.</p><p>真的吗？真的吗？你知道前方等待你的是什么吧！！！</p><p>3. <span word="Hang">Hang</span> <span word="On">On</span> <span word="The">The</span> <span word="Hand">Hand</span> <span word="Rails">Rails</span>.</p><p>作死大招3：挂在扶手上。</p><p><span word="Ohhh">Ohhh</span>, <span word="you">you</span> <span word="think">think</span> <span word="you">you</span>’<span word="re">re</span> <span word="hot">hot</span> <span word="shit">shit</span>, <span word="don">don</span>’<span word="t">t</span> <span word="you">you</span>?</p><p>天哪~你不是觉得自己该死的性感极了嗯？！</p><p>4. <span word="Try">Try</span> <span word="And">And</span> <span word="Jump">Jump</span> <span word="From">From</span> <span word="The">The</span> <span word="Top">Top</span>.</p><p>作死大招4：尝试着从最上面往下跳（你小命还要不要了？！）</p><p>5. <span word="Slide">Slide</span> <span word="Down">Down</span> <span word="The">The</span> <span word="Railing">Railing</span>.</p><p>作死大招5：从扶手上滑下来。</p><p><span word="I">I</span> <span word="hope">hope</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="enjoy">enjoy</span> <span word="your">your</span> <span word="ass">ass</span> <span word="hurting">hurting</span> <span word="every">every</span> <span word="time">time</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="sit">sit</span> <span word="down">down</span>!</p>
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