围城效应 12句俏皮话为你解析何为婚姻
<p><span word="This">This</span> <span word="week">week</span>, <span word="HuffPost">HuffPost</span> <span word="Weddings">Weddings</span> <span word="highlighted">highlighted</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="handful">handful</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="tweets">tweets</span> <span word="that">that</span> <span word="summed">summed</span> <span word="up">up</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="marriage">marriage</span> <span word="experience">experience</span>.</p><p>本周，赫芬顿邮报婚礼专栏为大家带来了一系列推文，总结了婚姻生活经历。</p><p>"<span word="Turns">Turns</span> <span word="out">out</span>, <span word="marriage">marriage</span> <span word="is">is</span> <span word="mostly">mostly</span> <span word="just">just</span> <span word="walking">walking</span> <span word="behind">behind</span> <span word="your">your</span> <span word="wife">wife</span> <span word="carrying">carrying</span> <span word="heavy">heavy</span> <span word="things">things</span>," <span word="one">one</span> <span word="tweeter">tweeter</span> <span word="mused">mused</span>. "<span word="Marriage">Marriage</span> <span word="is">is</span> <span word="essentially">essentially</span> <span word="agreeing">agreeing</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="share">share</span> 50 <span word="percent">percent</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="your">your</span> <span word="ice">ice</span> <span word="cream">cream</span> <span word="forever">forever</span>," <span word="another">another</span> <span word="lamented">lamented</span>.“</p><p>看起来，婚姻似乎就是跟在老婆后面帮着提重物的苦力。”一个推客若有所思的说。“婚姻就是原则上你同意永久地将冰激凌分一半给另一方。”另一位痛惜地说道。</p><p><span word="The">The</span> <span word="roundup">roundup</span> <span word="was">was</span> <span word="pithy">pithy</span> <span word="and">and</span> <span word="sweet">sweet</span>, <span word="but">but</span> <span word="let">let</span>'<span word="s">s</span> <span word="be">be</span> <span word="honest">honest</span> <span word="here">here</span>: <span word="Married">Married</span> <span word="life">life</span> <span word="can">can</span> <span word="be">be</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="lot">lot</span> <span word="rougher">rougher</span> <span word="than">than</span> <span word="having">having</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="go">go</span> <span word="halfsies">halfsies</span> <span word="on">on</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="bowl">bowl</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="rocky">rocky</span> <span word="road">road</span>.</p><p>这些摘要简洁有力又不失可爱，但是我们需要正视的是：婚姻生活远比想象中的俩人分担付生活费要复杂艰难的多。</p><p><span word="Below">Below</span>, 12 <span word="tweets">tweets</span> <span word="that">that</span> <span word="perfectly">perfectly</span> <span word="capture">capture</span> <span word="what">what</span> <span word="married">married</span> <span word="life">life</span> <span word="is">is</span> <span word="really">really</span> <span word="like">like</span> <span word="in">in</span> <span word="less">less</span> <span word="than">than</span> 140 <span word="characters">characters</span>.</p><p>下面12个推文用少于140个字完美的捕捉到了婚姻生活的真谛。</p><p>1. <span word="Marriage">Marriage</span> <span word="is">is</span> <span word="like">like</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="public">public</span> <span word="toilet">toilet</span>.<span word="Those">Those</span> <span word="waiting">waiting</span> <span word="outside">outside</span> <span word="are">are</span> <span word="desperate">desperate</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="get">get</span> <span word="in">in</span>.<span word="Those">Those</span> <span word="inside">inside</span> <span word="are">are</span> <span word="desperate">desperate</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="get">get</span> <span word="out">out</span>.</p><p>婚姻犹如一个公共厕所。没有进去的人迫不及待的想要冲进去。而进去的人又迫不及待地想出来。</p><p>— <span word="Stephanie">Stephanie</span> <span word="Robinson">Robinson</span> (@<span word="adhesivesquish">adhesivesquish</span>) <span word="April">April</span> 30, 2017</p>
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