一招脱单 世界上最有用搭讪情话
<p><span word="On">On</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="wet">wet</span> <span word="Tuesday">Tuesday</span>, <span word="I">I</span> <span word="am">am</span> <span word="hovering">hovering</span> <span word="furtively">furtively</span> <span word="in">in</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="fresh">fresh</span> <span word="produce">produce</span> <span word="section">section</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="Sainsbury">Sainsbury</span>’<span word="s">s</span>. <span word="But">But</span> <span word="my">my</span> <span word="absorption">absorption</span> <span word="in">in</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="merits">merits</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="Golden">Golden</span> <span word="Delicious">Delicious</span> <span word="and">and</span> <span word="Washington">Washington</span> <span word="Reds">Reds</span> <span word="is">is</span> <span word="but">but</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="cunning">cunning</span> <span word="charade">charade</span>. <span word="I">I</span>’<span word="m">m</span> <span word="really">really</span> <span word="on">on</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="mission">mission</span>.</p><p>一个天气潮湿的周二，我在超市的生鲜区域前后逡巡，假装专注的看着那些金冠苹果和华盛顿红苹果，然而这只是我狡黠的诡计，事实上我正在执行秘密任务。</p><p><span word="I">I</span> <span word="have">have</span> <span word="just">just</span> <span word="received">received</span> <span word="four">four</span> <span word="hours">hours</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="tuition">tuition</span> <span word="in">in</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="art">art</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="flirting">flirting</span> <span word="from">from</span> <span word="relationship">relationship</span> <span word="coach">coach</span> <span word="Jean">Jean</span> <span word="Smith">Smith</span> <span word="and">and</span> <span word="I">I</span>’<span word="m">m</span> <span word="here">here</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="put">put</span> <span word="my">my</span> <span word="skills">skills</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="test">test</span>.</p><p>我刚刚在恋爱大师简·史密斯那儿学习了四个小时搭讪的艺术，现在正要验证一下我所学得的技巧。</p><p><span word="Spotting">Spotting</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="middle">middle</span>-<span word="aged">aged</span> <span word="victim">victim</span>, <span word="I">I</span> <span word="sidle">sidle</span> <span word="up">up</span> <span word="and">and</span> <span word="deliver">deliver</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="line">line</span> <span word="suggested">suggested</span> <span word="by">by</span> <span word="Jean">Jean</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="provoke">provoke</span> <span word="conversation">conversation</span>.</p><p>这时我发现一个中年目标对象，我缓步走过去，说出了那句简建议我们使用的，用来打开对方话匣子的台词。</p><p>‘<span word="Um">Um</span>,’ <span word="I">I</span> <span word="begin">begin</span> <span word="magnificently">magnificently</span>. ‘<span word="Have">Have</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="tried">tried</span> <span word="that">that</span> <span word="kind">kind</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="apple">apple</span> <span word="before">before</span>?’</p><p>“呃，”我镇重其事的开口说道：“请问你吃过这种苹果吗？”</p><p><span word="Flirting">Flirting</span> <span word="has">has</span> <span word="been">been</span> <span word="Jean">Jean</span>’<span word="s">s</span> <span word="specialist">specialist</span> <span word="subject">subject</span> <span word="for">for</span> <span word="more">more</span> <span word="than">than</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="decade">decade</span>, <span word="after">after</span> <span word="doing">doing</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="masters">masters</span> <span word="degree">degree</span> <span word="in">in</span> <span word="social">social</span> <span word="anthropology">anthropology</span>. <span word="Not">Not</span> <span word="only">only</span> <span word="has">has</span> <span word="she">she</span> <span word="produced">produced</span> <span word="an">an</span> <span word="entire">entire</span> <span word="book">book</span> <span word="on">on</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="subject">subject</span> (<span word="The">The</span> <span word="Flirt">Flirt</span> <span word="Interpreter">Interpreter</span>), <span word="but">but</span> <span word="she">she</span> <span word="runs">runs</span> ‘<span word="Flirtology">Flirtology</span>’ <span word="courses">courses</span>.</p><p>简在获得社会人类学博士学位之后，数十年来一直专注于对搭讪艺术的研究。她不仅对这个课题写出了一本专注（《搭讪解谜者》),还在讲授关于“搭讪学”的课程。</p>
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