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<p><span word="A">A</span> <span word="Warm">Warm</span> <span word="Embrace">Embrace</span></p><p><span word="Feel">Feel</span> <span word="like">like</span> <span word="you">you</span>'<span word="ve">ve</span> <span word="been">been</span> <span word="single">single</span> <span word="and">and</span> <span word="ready">ready</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="mingle">mingle</span> <span word="for">for</span> <span word="so">so</span> <span word="long">long</span>, <span word="you">you</span>'<span word="re">re</span> <span word="deserving">deserving</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="some">some</span> <span word="kind">kind</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="endurance">endurance</span> <span word="award">award</span>?</p><p>感觉自己一直就是只单身狗，时刻为交往而准备着，真该给你颁发耐力奖了！</p><p><span word="Hey">Hey</span>, <span word="you">you</span> <span word="just">just</span> <span word="might">might</span> <span word="be">be</span>. <span word="Below">Below</span>, 17 <span word="signs">signs</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="have">have</span> <span word="officially">officially</span> <span word="out">out</span>-<span word="singled">singled</span> <span word="all">all</span> <span word="other">other</span> <span word="single">single</span> <span word="people">people</span> <span word="in">in</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="universe">universe</span>.</p><p>嘿！可能你就是个单身狗，以下17项标准可以证明你比世界上所有的单身狗更单身。</p><p><span word="Your">Your</span> <span word="idea">idea</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="warm">warm</span> <span word="embrace">embrace</span> <span word="looks">looks</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="little">little</span> <span word="something">something</span> <span word="like">like</span> <span word="this">this</span>.</p><p>你觉得温暖的拥抱貌似只能这副样子了。</p><p><span word="Jealousy">Jealousy</span></p><p><span word="You">You</span>'<span word="re">re</span> <span word="jealous">jealous</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="these">these</span> <span word="hand">hand</span>-<span word="holding">holding</span> <span word="gummy">gummy</span> <span word="bears">bears</span>.</p><p>这些牵手的小熊橡皮糖都能招来你的羡慕妒忌恨。</p><p><span word="No">No</span> <span word="Emergency">Emergency</span> <span word="Contact">Contact</span></p><p><span word="Your">Your</span> <span word="emergency">emergency</span> <span word="contact">contact</span> <span word="is">is</span> <span word="depressing">depressing</span>. <span word="Real">Real</span> <span word="depressing">depressing</span>.</p><p>你的紧急联系人郁闷了，真的郁闷了。</p><p><span word="Fake">Fake</span> <span word="Girlfriend">Girlfriend</span></p><p><span word="You">You</span> <span word="go">go</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="trouble">trouble</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="staging">staging</span> <span word="selfies">selfies</span> <span word="with">with</span> <span word="your">your</span> <span word="fake">fake</span> <span word="girlfriend">girlfriend</span>.</p><p>只好麻烦假女友登台配合自己演一出戏。</p><p><span word="Don">Don</span>'<span word="t">t</span> <span word="Even">Even</span> <span word="Try">Try</span> <span word="To">To</span> <span word="Fake">Fake</span></p><p><span word="You">You</span> <span word="don">don</span>'<span word="t">t</span> <span word="even">even</span> <span word="go">go</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="trouble">trouble</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="faking">faking</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="girlfriend">girlfriend</span> <span word="anymore">anymore</span>.</p><p>就连给自己伪装一个女友的麻烦都省了。</p><p><span word="Aged">Aged</span> <span word="To">To</span> <span word="Much">Much</span></p><p><span word="You">You</span>'<span word="ve">ve</span> <span word="aged">aged</span> <span word="decades">decades</span> <span word="in">in</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="time">time</span> <span word="it">it</span>'<span word="s">s</span> <span word="taken">taken</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="find">find</span> <span word="The">The</span> <span word="One">One</span>. (<span word="Hey">Hey</span>, <span word="at">at</span> <span word="least">least</span> <span word="you">you</span>'<span word="ll">ll</span> <span word="always">always</span> <span word="have">have</span> <span word="dear">dear</span> <span word="old">old</span> <span word="dad">dad</span>.)</p>
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