欢呼吧 就为情人节你还是单身
<p><span word="Being">Being</span> <span word="single">single</span> <span word="on">on</span> <span word="Valentine">Valentine</span>’<span word="s">s</span> <span word="Day">Day</span> <span word="doesn">doesn</span>’<span word="t">t</span> <span word="have">have</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="suck">suck</span>.</p><p>单身狗的情人节并不一定是糟糕透顶的哦！</p><p><span word="Actually">Actually</span>, <span word="in">in</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="lot">lot</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="ways">ways</span> <span word="it">it</span>’<span word="s">s</span> <span word="better">better</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="be">be</span> <span word="unattached">unattached</span> <span word="when">when</span> <span word="February">February</span> 14<span word="th">th</span> <span word="comes">comes</span> <span word="along">along</span>. <span word="Like">Like</span>…..</p><p>事实上，从很多方面来说，2月14号的你了无牵挂真心挺好的。比如……</p><p>1.<span word="The">The</span> <span word="fact">fact</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="don">don</span>’<span word="t">t</span> <span word="have">have</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="wax">wax</span>, <span word="tweeze">tweeze</span>, <span word="pluck">pluck</span>, <span word="or">or</span> <span word="engage">engage</span> <span word="in">in</span> <span word="any">any</span> <span word="other">other</span> <span word="form">form</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="painful">painful</span> <span word="preparation">preparation</span> <span word="for">for</span> <span word="your">your</span> <span word="date">date</span>!</p><p>你不必往脸上糊墙、用镊子拔除、拔扯，或是参与任何形式痛苦非常的约会前期准备！</p><p>2.<span word="Also">Also</span>, <span word="no">no</span> <span word="one">one</span> <span word="expects">expects</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="cheesy">cheesy</span> <span word="gift">gift</span> <span word="from">from</span> <span word="you">you</span>.</p><p>而且，又没人期待你俗气满满的礼物！</p><p>3.<span word="There">There</span>’<span word="s">s</span> <span word="no">no</span> <span word="need">need</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="worry">worry</span> <span word="about">about</span> <span word="drunkenly">drunkenly</span> <span word="embarrassing">embarrassing</span> <span word="yourself">yourself</span>.</p><p>喝个酩酊大醉也不用担心自己的囧状暴露。</p><p>4.<span word="And">And</span> <span word="there">there</span>’<span word="s">s</span> <span word="no">no</span> <span word="need">need</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="look">look</span> “<span word="cute">cute</span>” <span word="eating">eating</span>!</p><p>吃饭的时候像个汉子也没关系！</p><p>5.<span word="And">And</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="can">can</span> <span word="fart">fart</span> <span word="freely">freely</span>!</p><p>想放<span word="P">P</span>就放<span word="P">P</span>，任性！</p><p>6.<span word="On">On</span> <span word="top">top</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="that">that</span>, <span word="you">you</span> <span word="won">won</span>’<span word="t">t</span> <span word="have">have</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="endure">endure</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="night">night</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="that">that</span> <span word="early">early</span>-<span word="stages">stages</span>-<span word="of">of</span>-<span word="dating">dating</span> <span word="awkwardness">awkwardness</span>…</p><p>顶顶重要的是，你不需煎熬过约会前期阶段面面相觑的尴尬瞬间……</p><p>7.<span word="Nor">Nor</span> <span word="will">will</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="run">run</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="risk">risk</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="being">being</span> <span word="one">one</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="those">those</span> <span word="couples">couples</span>.</p><p>你也不会冒险成为那些对（傻Ｘ）情侣之一。</p><p>8.<span word="And">And</span> <span word="technically">technically</span>, <span word="you">you</span>’<span word="re">re</span> <span word="still">still</span> <span word="in">in</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="running">running</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="be">be</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="royal">royal</span>…</p>
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