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有对象了吗?过年惯例问题应答指南

<p><span word="Fielding">Fielding</span> <span word="annoying">annoying</span> <span word="questions">questions</span> <span word="from">from</span> <span word="relatives">relatives</span> <span word="during">during</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="holidays">holidays</span> <span word="is">is</span> <span word="pretty">pretty</span> <span word="much">much</span> <span word="unavoidable">unavoidable</span>, <span word="but">but</span> <span word="one">one</span> <span word="cocky">cocky</span> <span word="teenager">teenager</span> <span word="has">has</span> <span word="come">come</span> <span word="up">up</span> <span word="with">with</span> <span word="an">an</span> <span word="inventive">inventive</span> <span word="solution">solution</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="silence">silence</span> <span word="those">those</span> <span word="annoying">annoying</span> <span word="relatives">relatives</span> <span word="by">by</span> <span word="handing">handing</span> <span word="them">them</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="pamphlet">pamphlet</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="pre">pre</span>-<span word="prepared">prepared</span> <span word="answers">answers</span>.</p><p>在节假日应答七大姑八大姨那些个烦人的问题几乎是避免不了了,但是一名霸气的女青年想出了一个别有心裁的解决方案让那些个嘴碎的亲戚统统停止发问:就是准备给他们一册子预先想好的答案。</p><p><span word="When">When</span> <span word="Arianna">Arianna</span> <span word="Simon">Simon</span>, <span word="a">a</span> 17-<span word="year">year</span>-<span word="old">old</span> <span word="from">from</span> <span word="Rockland">Rockland</span>, <span word="New">New</span> <span word="York">York</span>, <span word="sat">sat</span> <span word="down">down</span> <span word="for">for</span> <span word="Thanksgiving">Thanksgiving</span> <span word="last">last</span> <span word="month">month</span> <span word="she">she</span> <span word="proceeded">proceeded</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="hand">hand</span> <span word="out">out</span> <span word="her">her</span> <span word="carefully">carefully</span> <span word="printed">printed</span> <span word="hand">hand</span>-<span word="out">out</span> <span word="which">which</span> <span word="included">included</span> <span word="answers">answers</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="boring">boring</span> <span word="generic">generic</span> <span word="questions">questions</span> <span word="that">that</span> <span word="she">she</span> <span word="just">just</span> <span word="wasn">wasn</span>'<span word="t">t</span> <span word="prepared">prepared</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="answer">answer</span> <span word="at">at</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="dinner">dinner</span> <span word="table">table</span>.</p><p>纽约罗克兰17岁的阿丽安娜·西蒙,在上个月的感恩节正襟危坐,继续分发她手头上精心打印好的讲义:包含了那些在餐桌上她从前没准备过的,无聊惯例问题的答案。</p><p><span word="The">The</span> <span word="leaflet">leaflet</span> <span word="covered">covered</span> <span word="hot">hot</span> <span word="topics">topics</span> <span word="for">for</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="teenager">teenager</span> <span word="including">including</span> <span word="what">what</span> <span word="college">college</span> <span word="she">she</span> <span word="might">might</span> <span word="attend">attend</span>, <span word="if">if</span> <span word="she">she</span> <span word="has">has</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="boyfriend">boyfriend</span> <span word="and">and</span> <span word="her">her</span> <span word="age">age</span>.</p><p>这个小册子囊括了询问青少年的热门话题,包括她会上哪所大学,有没有男朋友,还有她的年龄。</p><p><span word="The">The</span> <span word="three">three</span>-<span word="page">page</span> <span word="pamphlet">pamphlet</span> <span word="was">was</span> <span word="entitled">entitled</span> '<span word="Frequently">Frequently</span> <span word="asked">asked</span> <span word="questions">questions</span>' <span word="and">and</span> <span word="included">included</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="smiling">smiling</span> <span word="pic">pic</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="Arianne">Arianne</span> <span word="looking">looking</span> <span word="her">her</span> <span word="best">best</span> <span word="on">on</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="front">front</span> <span word="cover">cover</span>.</p><p>这本3页的小册子取名为《常问问题备答》还在封面上放了张她最好看的微笑照片。</p>
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