法国老翁发明“巧克力屁味”药丸
<p><span word="Christian">Christian</span> <span word="Poincheval">Poincheval</span> <span word="is">is</span> <span word="a">a</span> 65-<span word="year">year</span>-<span word="old">old</span> <span word="French">French</span> <span word="inventor">inventor</span> <span word="who">who</span> <span word="has">has</span> <span word="dedicated">dedicated</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="past">past</span> <span word="eight">eight</span> <span word="years">years</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="his">his</span> <span word="life">life</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="making">making</span> <span word="farts">farts</span> <span word="smell">smell</span> <span word="better">better</span>.</p><p>65岁的法国老翁克里斯汀过去八年一直致力于“让屁味更好闻”。</p><p><span word="He">He</span> <span word="claims">claims</span> <span word="that">that</span> <span word="his">his</span> <span word="Lutin">Lutin</span> <span word="Malin">Malin</span> — <span word="which">which</span> <span word="translates">translates</span> <span word="to">to</span> "<span word="crafty">crafty</span> <span word="imp">imp</span>" — <span word="line">line</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="pills">pills</span> <span word="ease">ease</span> <span word="digestion">digestion</span> <span word="and">and</span> "<span word="perfume">perfume</span>" <span word="farts">farts</span> <span word="into">into</span> <span word="smelling">smelling</span> <span word="like">like</span> <span word="roses">roses</span> <span word="or">or</span> <span word="violets">violets</span>. <span word="Poincheval">Poincheval</span> <span word="claims">claims</span> <span word="that">that</span> <span word="his">his</span> <span word="newest">newest</span> <span word="creation">creation</span>, <span word="just">just</span> <span word="in">in</span> <span word="time">time</span> <span word="for">for</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="holidays">holidays</span>, <span word="makes">makes</span> <span word="farts">farts</span> <span word="smell">smell</span> <span word="like">like</span> <span word="chocolate">chocolate</span>.</p><p>他宣称他发明的“狡猾的小鬼”药丸能帮助消化，让屁味闻起来像玫瑰花或紫罗兰花一般香。他最新的发明，“巧克力屁味”药丸正好赶上假期上市。</p><p><span word="According">According</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="Poincheval">Poincheval</span>'<span word="s">s</span> <span word="website">website</span>, <span word="the">the</span> <span word="idea">idea</span> <span word="for">for</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="pills">pills</span> <span word="apparently">apparently</span> <span word="came">came</span> <span word="from">from</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="dinner">dinner</span> <span word="with">with</span> <span word="friends">friends</span> <span word="during">during</span> <span word="which">which</span> <span word="nobody">nobody</span> <span word="could">could</span> <span word="stop">stop</span> <span word="farting">farting</span>.</p><p>据克里斯汀网站显示，设计这种药丸的想法显然萌生于一次和朋友的晚宴上。吃饭期间所有人都止不住地放屁。</p><p>"<span word="We">We</span> <span word="were">were</span> <span word="at">at</span> <span word="table">table</span> <span word="with">with</span> <span word="friends">friends</span> <span word="and">and</span> <span word="after">after</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="hearty">hearty</span> <span word="meal">meal</span>, <span word="we">we</span> <span word="almost">almost</span> <span word="suffocated">suffocated</span> <span word="as">as</span> <span word="our">our</span> <span word="farts">farts</span> <span word="were">were</span> <span word="smelly">smelly</span>," <span word="Poincheval">Poincheval</span> <span word="writes">writes</span>. "<span word="The">The</span> <span word="winds">winds</span> <span word="were">were</span> <span word="not">not</span> <span word="very">very</span> <span word="pleasant">pleasant</span> <span word="for">for</span> <span word="our">our</span> <span word="fellow">fellow</span> <span word="diners">diners</span>. <span word="I">I</span> <span word="had">had</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="do">do</span> <span word="something">something</span>."</p><p>“我和朋友吃了一顿大餐。但是因为屁味很臭，我们差点被熏窒息了。”克里斯汀写道，“吃饭时的屁让我们很不爽。我得做点什么来解决这个问题。”</p><p><span word="That">That</span> <span word="horrific">horrific</span> <span word="dinner">dinner</span>, <span word="in">in</span> <span word="which">which</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="group">group</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="several">several</span> <span word="adults">adults</span> <span word="seemingly">seemingly</span> <span word="farted">farted</span> <span word="uncontrollably">uncontrollably</span> <span word="in">in</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="public">public</span> <span word="space">space</span>, <span word="inspired">inspired</span> <span word="Poincheval">Poincheval</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="fix">fix</span> <span word="flatulence">flatulence</span> <span word="forever">forever</span>. <span word="He">He</span> <span word="claims">claims</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="pills">pills</span> <span word="are">are</span> <span word="made">made</span> <span word="from">from</span> <span word="organic">organic</span> <span word="ingredients">ingredients</span> <span word="like">like</span> <span word="blueberries">blueberries</span>, <span word="fennel">fennel</span> <span word="and">and</span> <span word="seaweed">seaweed</span> <span word="and">and</span> <span word="that">that</span> <span word="he">he</span> <span word="sells">sells</span> "<span word="several">several</span> <span word="hundred">hundred</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="month">month</span>."</p>
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