令人捧腹：盘点奇葩请假理由
<p><span word="For">For</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="last">last</span> 10 <span word="years">years</span>, <span word="job">job</span> <span word="listing">listing</span> <span word="site">site</span> <span word="CareerBuilder">CareerBuilder</span> <span word="has">has</span> <span word="put">put</span> <span word="out">out</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="list">list</span> <span word="it">it</span> <span word="calls">calls</span> “<span word="The">The</span> <span word="Most">Most</span> <span word="Unbelievable">Unbelievable</span> <span word="Excuses">Excuses</span> <span word="for">for</span> <span word="Calling">Calling</span> <span word="in">in</span> <span word="Sick">Sick</span>.” <span word="Last">Last</span> <span word="year">year</span> <span word="an">an</span> <span word="employee">employee</span> <span word="said">said</span> <span word="he">he</span> <span word="couldn">couldn</span>’<span word="t">t</span> <span word="come">come</span> <span word="in">in</span> <span word="because">because</span> <span word="his">his</span> <span word="false">false</span> <span word="teeth">teeth</span> <span word="flew">flew</span> <span word="out">out</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="window">window</span> <span word="while">while</span> <span word="he">he</span> <span word="was">was</span> <span word="driving">driving</span> <span word="down">down</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="highway">highway</span>. <span word="Another">Another</span> <span word="claimed">claimed</span> <span word="that">that</span> <span word="someone">someone</span> <span word="had">had</span> <span word="glued">glued</span> <span word="her">her</span> <span word="windows">windows</span> <span word="and">and</span> <span word="doors">doors</span> <span word="shut">shut</span> <span word="so">so</span> <span word="she">she</span> <span word="couldn">couldn</span>’<span word="t">t</span> <span word="get">get</span> <span word="out">out</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="her">her</span> <span word="house">house</span>. <span word="This">This</span> <span word="year">year</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="excuses">excuses</span> <span word="include">include</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="worker">worker</span> <span word="who">who</span> <span word="said">said</span> <span word="he">he</span> <span word="felt">felt</span> <span word="he">he</span> <span word="had">had</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="stay">stay</span> <span word="at">at</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="casino">casino</span> <span word="when">when</span> <span word="he">he</span> <span word="had">had</span> <span word="money">money</span> <span word="left">left</span> <span word="after">after</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="gambling">gambling</span> <span word="weekend">weekend</span>. <span word="Then">Then</span> <span word="there">there</span> <span word="was">was</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="employee">employee</span> <span word="who">who</span> <span word="said">said</span> <span word="she">she</span> <span word="couldn">couldn</span>’<span word="t">t</span> <span word="come">come</span> <span word="in">in</span> <span word="because">because</span> <span word="she">she</span> <span word="had">had</span> <span word="woken">woken</span> <span word="up">up</span> <span word="in">in</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="good">good</span> <span word="mood">mood</span> <span word="and">and</span> <span word="didn">didn</span>’<span word="t">t</span> <span word="want">want</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="ruin">ruin</span> <span word="it">it</span>. <span word="I">I</span> <span word="like">like</span> <span word="this">this</span> <span word="one">one</span> <span word="from">from</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="past">past</span> <span word="survey">survey</span>: <span word="Employee">Employee</span> <span word="said">said</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="ghost">ghost</span> <span word="in">in</span> <span word="his">his</span> <span word="house">house</span> <span word="kept">kept</span> <span word="him">him</span> <span word="up">up</span> <span word="all">all</span> <span word="night">night</span>.</p><p><span word="This">This</span> <span word="year">year</span>’<span word="s">s</span> <span word="excuses">excuses</span> <span word="were">were</span> <span word="gathered">gathered</span> <span word="through">through</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="Harris">Harris</span> <span word="Poll">Poll</span> <span word="that">that</span> <span word="ran">ran</span> <span word="from">from</span> <span word="Aug">Aug</span>. 11 <span word="to">to</span> <span word="Sept">Sept</span>. 5, 2017, <span word="among">among</span> 3,000 <span word="workers">workers</span> <span word="and">and</span> 2,000 <span word="hiring">hiring</span> <span word="managers">managers</span>.</p><p><span word="The">The</span> <span word="motto">motto</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="this">this</span> <span word="story">story</span>: <span word="If">If</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="really">really</span> <span word="are">are</span> <span word="sick">sick</span>, <span word="don">don</span>’<span word="t">t</span> <span word="come">come</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="work">work</span> <span word="and">and</span> <span word="spread">spread</span> <span word="your">your</span> <span word="germs">germs</span> <span word="around">around</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="office">office</span>. <span word="But">But</span> <span word="if">if</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="just">just</span> <span word="want">want</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="stay">stay</span> <span word="home">home</span>, <span word="go">go</span> <span word="with">with</span>, “<span word="I">I</span>’<span word="m">m</span> <span word="running">running</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="fever">fever</span>,” <span word="rather">rather</span> <span word="than">than</span> <span word="one">one</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="these">these</span> <span word="ridiculous">ridiculous</span> <span word="excuses">excuses</span>.</p><p>1. <span word="I">I</span> <span word="just">just</span> <span word="put">put</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="casserole">casserole</span> <span word="in">in</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="oven">oven</span>.</p><p>2. <span word="My">My</span> <span word="plastic">plastic</span> <span word="surgery">surgery</span> <span word="needed">needed</span> <span word="some">some</span> “<span word="tweaking">tweaking</span>” <span word="to">to</span> <span word="get">get</span> <span word="it">it</span> <span word="just">just</span> <span word="right">right</span>.</p><p>3. <span word="I">I</span> <span word="was">was</span> <span word="sitting">sitting</span> <span word="in">in</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="bathroom">bathroom</span> <span word="and">and</span> <span word="my">my</span> <span word="feet">feet</span> <span word="and">and</span> <span word="legs">legs</span> <span word="fell">fell</span> <span word="asleep">asleep</span>. <span word="When">When</span> <span word="I">I</span> <span word="stood">stood</span> <span word="up">up</span>, <span word="I">I</span> <span word="fell">fell</span> <span word="and">and</span> <span word="broke">broke</span> <span word="my">my</span> <span word="ankle">ankle</span>.</p><p>4. <span word="I">I</span> <span word="had">had</span> <span word="been">been</span> <span word="at">at</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="casino">casino</span> <span word="all">all</span> <span word="weekend">weekend</span> <span word="and">and</span> <span word="still">still</span> <span word="had">had</span> <span word="money">money</span> <span word="left">left</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="play">play</span> <span word="with">with</span> <span word="on">on</span> <span word="Monday">Monday</span> <span word="morning">morning</span>.</p>
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