英语专业同学最讨厌听到的17句戳心话
<p>1.“<span word="So">So</span> <span word="are">are</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="going">going</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="be">be</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="teacher">teacher</span>?”</p><p>“那么，你会在以后选择从事教师职业？”</p><p><span word="You">You</span>’<span word="re">re</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="math">math</span> <span word="major">major</span>, <span word="are">are</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="going">going</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="be">be</span> <span word="acalculator">acalculator</span>?</p><p>照这么说，你数学专业毕业的以后就要去做一个计算器咯？</p><p>2.“<span word="I">I</span> <span word="just">just</span> <span word="really">really</span> <span word="wanted">wanted</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="have">have</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="practical">practical</span> <span word="major">major</span>.”</p><p>“我真的只想学一门实用的专业。”</p><p><span word="You">You</span>’<span word="re">re</span> <span word="right">right</span>. <span word="Words">Words</span> <span word="are">are</span> <span word="totally">totally</span> <span word="impractical">impractical</span>, <span word="that">that</span>’<span word="s">s</span> <span word="why">why</span> <span word="nobody">nobody</span> <span word="uses">uses</span> <span word="them">them</span>.</p><p>说的没错！语言这个东西是完全不切合实际的，所以咱们才不会用到它。</p><p>3.“<span word="So">So</span> <span word="do">do</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="just">just</span> <span word="read">read</span> <span word="all">all</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="time">time</span>?”</p><p>“那么，你就一直是在读书？”</p><p><span word="Precisely">Precisely</span>. <span word="And">And</span> <span word="it">it</span>’<span word="s">s</span> <span word="awesome">awesome</span>. <span word="I">I</span> <span word="got">got</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="make">make</span> <span word="out">out</span> <span word="with">with</span> <span word="Mr">Mr</span>. <span word="Darcy">Darcy</span> <span word="earlier">earlier</span>, <span word="what">what</span> <span word="did">did</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="do">do</span> <span word="today">today</span>?</p><p>没错！这可是够厉害的了！我今早刚和达西先生共度了美好时光，你今天都干了些什么？</p><p>4.“<span word="I">I</span> <span word="like">like</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="read">read</span> <span word="too">too</span>, <span word="I">I</span> <span word="just">just</span> <span word="wish">wish</span> <span word="I">I</span> <span word="had">had</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="time">time</span>.”</p><p>“我也喜欢读书，可是我真希望自己能有充足的时间。”</p><p><span word="Yes">Yes</span>, <span word="I">I</span>’<span word="m">m</span> <span word="an">an</span> <span word="English">English</span> <span word="major">major</span> <span word="because">because</span> <span word="I">I</span> <span word="just">just</span> <span word="didn">didn</span>’<span word="t">t</span> <span word="have">have</span> <span word="anything">anything</span> <span word="better">better</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="do">do</span>.</p><p>嗯，我就因为是主修英语的所以才没有什么别的事儿可干。</p><p>5.“<span word="I">I</span> <span word="wanted">wanted</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="major">major</span> <span word="in">in</span> <span word="English">English</span> <span word="but">but</span> <span word="my">my</span> <span word="parents">parents</span> <span word="would">would</span> <span word="have">have</span> <span word="killedme">killedme</span>.”</p><p>“我想研读英语专业，但是我父母会为此杀了我的！”</p><p><span word="Yeah">Yeah</span>, <span word="my">my</span> <span word="parents">parents</span> <span word="considered">considered</span> <span word="murdering">murdering</span> <span word="me">me</span>, <span word="but">but</span> <span word="I">I</span> <span word="guess">guess</span> <span word="they">they</span> <span word="decided">decided</span> <span word="that">that</span> <span word="doing">doing</span> <span word="what">what</span> <span word="I">I</span> <span word="love">love</span> <span word="while">while</span> <span word="pursuing">pursuing</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="degree">degree</span> <span word="probably">probably</span> <span word="isn">isn</span>’<span word="t">t</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="worst">worst</span> <span word="offense">offense</span>.</p>
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