17种恶心到吐的社交网络更新
<p>1. <span word="Declarations">Declarations</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="love">love</span> <span word="that">that</span> <span word="don">don</span>’<span word="t">t</span> <span word="ever">ever</span> <span word="need">need</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="declare">declare</span>: “<span word="I">I</span> <span word="love">love</span> <span word="my">my</span> <span word="daughter">daughter</span> <span word="sooo">sooo</span> <span word="much">much</span>.</p><p>没必要的爱的宣告：“我好爱我的女儿啊。”</p><p><span word="Analysis">Analysis</span>: <span word="They">They</span> <span word="feel">feel</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="need">need</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="convince">convince</span> <span word="someone">someone</span> <span word="like">like</span> <span word="themselves">themselves</span>, <span word="or">or</span> <span word="perhaps">perhaps</span> <span word="felt">felt</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="pang">pang</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="love">love</span> <span word="and">and</span> <span word="instead">instead</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="telling">telling</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="beloved">beloved</span>, <span word="they">they</span> <span word="felt">felt</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="whole">whole</span> <span word="world">world</span> <span word="should">should</span> <span word="be">be</span> <span word="in">in</span> <span word="on">on</span> <span word="it">it</span>. <span word="Once">Once</span>, <span word="a">a</span> <span word="friend">friend</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="mine">mine</span> <span word="posted">posted</span>, “<span word="I">I</span> <span word="hate">hate</span> <span word="my">my</span> <span word="kid">kid</span>. <span word="Sorry">Sorry</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="offend">offend</span> <span word="you">you</span>, <span word="but">but</span> <span word="he">he</span>’<span word="s">s</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="little">little</span> <span word="bastard">bastard</span> <span word="and">and</span> <span word="I">I</span>’<span word="m">m</span> <span word="sick">sick</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="him">him</span>.” <span word="Obviously">Obviously</span> <span word="it">it</span> <span word="was">was</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="joke">joke</span>, <span word="but">but</span> 141 <span word="people">people</span> <span word="felt">felt</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="need">need</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="tell">tell</span> <span word="him">him</span> <span word="what">what</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="bad">bad</span> <span word="parent">parent</span> <span word="he">he</span> <span word="was">was</span>.</p><p>分析：这些人是不是觉得非得让别人知道自己有多喜欢谁，他们可能觉得坚守这份爱有些苦闷，你倒是告诉你爱的人啊，满世界嚷嚷算什么意思啊？有一次我的朋友发了这样一篇：“我讨厌我孩子，如果让你不爽我很抱歉，但他真的是个小混蛋，我太讨厌他了。”很明显他开个玩笑罢了，不过141个家伙在下面留言说他实在是个不称职的父亲……</p><p>2. <span word="Mundane">Mundane</span> <span word="details">details</span> <span word="about">about</span> <span word="their">their</span> <span word="day">day</span> <span word="appearing">appearing</span> <span word="as">as</span> <span word="milestones">milestones</span>: “<span word="Going">Going</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="dinner">dinner</span> <span word="and">and</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="movie">movie</span>!!!”</p><p>普普通通的生活细节，非要当成里程碑一样的大事：“去吃了晚饭，还看了电影！！！”</p><p><span word="Analysis">Analysis</span>: <span word="A">A</span> <span word="very">very</span> <span word="boring">boring</span> <span word="life">life</span>.</p><p>分析：这样的日子真无聊。</p><p>3. <span word="Giving">Giving</span> <span word="details">details</span> <span word="about">about</span> <span word="health">health</span> <span word="along">along</span> <span word="with">with</span> <span word="emoticon">emoticon</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="verify">verify</span> <span word="feelings">feelings</span> <span word="about">about</span> <span word="it">it</span>: “<span word="Feeling">Feeling</span> <span word="sick">sick</span> <span word="today">today</span> :("</p>
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