最短历史教材 8句英文概括世界历史
<p>希腊 -- 从古代文明到经济危机</p><p><span word="We">We</span> <span word="did">did</span> <span word="bunch">bunch</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="shit">shit</span> <span word="for">for</span> <span word="mankind">mankind</span> <span word="like">like</span> 10,000 <span word="years">years</span> <span word="ago">ago</span>. <span word="Now">Now</span> <span word="we">we</span> <span word="are">are</span> <span word="bankrupt">bankrupt</span></p><p>像10000年前为人类做了那么多，现在破产了...</p><p><span word="Italy">Italy</span></p><p>意大利 -- 从罗马帝国到时尚名牌</p><p><span word="We">We</span> <span word="were">were</span> <span word="really">really</span> <span word="important">important</span>, <span word="but">but</span> <span word="now">now</span> <span word="we">we</span> <span word="make">make</span> <span word="shoes">shoes</span>.</p><p>曾经真的很重要，可是现在我们做鞋。</p><p><span word="United">United</span> <span word="Kingdom">Kingdom</span></p><p>英国 -- 要不是波士顿倾茶事件，北美还是我们滴</p><p><span word="Had">Had</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="largest">largest</span> <span word="empire">empire</span> <span word="ever">ever</span>, <span word="but">but</span> <span word="lost">lost</span> <span word="it">it</span> <span word="due">due</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="drinking">drinking</span> <span word="too">too</span> <span word="much">much</span> <span word="tea">tea</span>.</p><p>曾经是史上最大的帝国，喝茶太多败光了。</p><p><span word="United">United</span> <span word="States">States</span></p><p>美国 -- 没有苏联的日子真好，哥就是电，是光，是唯一的神话</p><p><span word="Freedom">Freedom</span>! (<span word="terms">terms</span> <span word="and">and</span> <span word="conditions">conditions</span> <span word="may">may</span> <span word="appy">appy</span>)</p><p>自由万岁！——最终解释权归我大美利坚所有。</p><p><span word="Switzerland">Switzerland</span></p><p>瑞士 -- $_$</p><p><span word="Sure">Sure</span>, <span word="we">we</span>'<span word="ll">ll</span> <span word="take">take</span> <span word="your">your</span> <span word="money">money</span>!</p><p>大哥，存钱不？</p><p><span word="Australia">Australia</span></p><p>澳大利亚 -- 考拉、袋鼠、鸭嘴兽</p><p><span word="Still">Still</span> <span word="ruled">ruled</span> <span word="by">by</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="classy">classy</span> <span word="older">older</span> <span word="lady">lady</span> <span word="in">in</span> <span word="England">England</span> <span word="because">because</span> <span word="we">we</span> <span word="are">are</span> <span word="too">too</span> <span word="distracted">distracted</span> <span word="by">by</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="large">large</span> <span word="amount">amount</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="native">native</span> <span word="fauna">fauna</span> <span word="trying">trying</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="kill">kill</span> <span word="us">us</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="declare">declare</span> <span word="independence">independence</span>.</p><p>我们为啥还被那个英国老太太统治着？因为我们独有的动物太多了，天天想着弄死我们独立。</p><p><span word="Denmark">Denmark</span></p><p>丹麦 -- 嘉士伯总部所在地</p>
页:
[1]