世界杯期间我为妻子拟定的11条铁律
<p><span word="My">My</span> <span word="Dear">Dear</span> <span word="Wife">Wife</span>,</p><p><span word="The">The</span> <span word="FIFA">FIFA</span> <span word="World">World</span> <span word="cup">cup</span> <span word="is">is</span> <span word="around">around</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="corner">corner</span>, <span word="so">so</span> <span word="let">let</span> <span word="me">me</span> <span word="give">give</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="few">few</span> <span word="rules">rules</span> <span word="that">that</span> <span word="will">will</span> <span word="help">help</span> <span word="us">us</span> <span word="during">during</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="months">months</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="June">June</span> <span word="and">and</span> <span word="July">July</span>:</p><p>1. <span word="The">The</span> <span word="Television">Television</span> <span word="set">set</span>'<span word="s">s</span> <span word="remote">remote</span> <span word="control">control</span> <span word="belongs">belongs</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="me">me</span> <span word="for">for</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="whole">whole</span> <span word="month">month</span>.</p><p>2. <span word="You">You</span> <span word="should">should</span> <span word="not">not</span> <span word="walk">walk</span> <span word="in">in</span> <span word="front">front</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="TV">TV</span> <span word="whenever">whenever</span> <span word="I">I</span> <span word="am">am</span> <span word="watching">watching</span> <span word="any">any</span> <span word="match">match</span>, <span word="you">you</span> <span word="better">better</span> <span word="freeze">freeze</span> <span word="where">where</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="are">are</span> <span word="or">or</span> <span word="crawl">crawl</span> <span word="on">on</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="floor">floor</span>.</p><p>3. <span word="You">You</span> <span word="must">must</span> <span word="support">support</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="same">same</span> <span word="team">team</span> <span word="I">I</span> <span word="support">support</span>.</p><p>4. <span word="No">No</span> <span word="talking">talking</span> <span word="during">during</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="games">games</span>, <span word="wait">wait</span> <span word="until">until</span> <span word="Half">Half</span>-<span word="time">time</span> <span word="or">or</span> <span word="end">end</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="game">game</span>.</p><p>5. <span word="Repeats">Repeats</span> <span word="and">and</span> <span word="match">match</span> <span word="Highlights">Highlights</span> <span word="are">are</span> <span word="as">as</span> <span word="good">good</span> <span word="as">as</span> <span word="live">live</span> <span word="matches">matches</span>, <span word="So">So</span> <span word="I">I</span> <span word="will">will</span> <span word="watch">watch</span> <span word="them">them</span> <span word="too">too</span>.</p><p>6. <span word="We">We</span> <span word="can">can</span> <span word="see">see</span> <span word="movies">movies</span>/<span word="home">home</span> <span word="videos">videos</span> <span word="provided">provided</span> <span word="actors">actors</span> <span word="and">and</span> <span word="actresses">actresses</span> <span word="are">are</span> <span word="wearing">wearing</span> <span word="soccer">soccer</span> <span word="jerseys">jerseys</span> <span word="and">and</span> <span word="they">they</span> <span word="are">are</span> <span word="in">in</span> <span word="Brazil">Brazil</span>.</p><p>7. <span word="Tell">Tell</span> <span word="all">all</span> <span word="your">your</span> <span word="friends">friends</span> <span word="not">not</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="give">give</span> <span word="birth">birth</span> <span word="or">or</span> <span word="get">get</span> <span word="married">married</span> <span word="during">during</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="World">World</span> <span word="Cup">Cup</span> <span word="because">because</span> <span word="we">we</span> <span word="won">won</span>'<span word="t">t</span> <span word="have">have</span> <span word="time">time</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="attend">attend</span> <span word="their">their</span> <span word="ceremonies">ceremonies</span>.</p><p>8. <span word="Make">Make</span> <span word="sure">sure</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="don">don</span>'<span word="t">t</span> <span word="ask">ask</span> <span word="silly">silly</span> <span word="questions">questions</span> <span word="such">such</span> <span word="as">as</span>; <span word="is">is</span> <span word="that">that</span> <span word="Chelsea">Chelsea</span> <span word="versus">versus</span> <span word="China">China</span>? (<span word="Chelsea">Chelsea</span> <span word="is">is</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="football">football</span> <span word="club">club</span> <span word="in">in</span> <span word="England">England</span> <span word="and">and</span> <span word="China">China</span> <span word="is">is</span> <span word="not">not</span> <span word="participating">participating</span> <span word="in">in</span> <span word="this">this</span> <span word="year">year</span>'<span word="s">s</span> <span word="world">world</span> <span word="cup">cup</span> <span word="finals">finals</span>) .</p><p>9. <span word="No">No</span> <span word="funny">funny</span> <span word="faces">faces</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="my">my</span> <span word="friends">friends</span> <span word="whenever">whenever</span> <span word="they">they</span> <span word="come">come</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="watch">watch</span> <span word="matches">matches</span> <span word="with">with</span> <span word="me">me</span>.</p><p>10. <span word="Smile">Smile</span> <span word="every">every</span> <span word="time">time</span> <span word="EXCEPT">EXCEPT</span> <span word="when">when</span> <span word="my">my</span> <span word="team">team</span> <span word="is">is</span> <span word="losing">losing</span> ...<span word="hope">hope</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="get">get</span> <span word="me">me</span> <span word="clear">clear</span>?</p><p>11. <span word="Your">Your</span> <span word="baby">baby</span> <span word="must">must</span> <span word="not">not</span> <span word="cry">cry</span> <span word="during">during</span> <span word="any">any</span> <span word="match">match</span> , <span word="it">it</span>'<span word="s">s</span> <span word="better">better</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="drugged">drugged</span> <span word="him">him</span> <span word="or">or</span> <span word="her">her</span> <span word="with">with</span> <span word="Breast">Breast</span> <span word="milk">milk</span>.</p><p>致亲爱的妻子，</p><p>世界杯在即，为了在六月和七月能友好相处，请允许我与您约法三章。</p>
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