如何成为一个好室友？如何对付糟糕室友？
<p><span word="Roommate">Roommate</span> <span word="horror">horror</span> <span word="stories">stories</span> <span word="are">are</span> <span word="pretty">pretty</span> <span word="popular">popular</span> <span word="topics">topics</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="conversation">conversation</span> <span word="at">at</span> <span word="college">college</span>. <span word="Everybody">Everybody</span>’<span word="s">s</span> <span word="got">got</span> <span word="them">them</span>. <span word="Follow">Follow</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="few">few</span> <span word="simple">simple</span> <span word="guidelines">guidelines</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="ensure">ensure</span> <span word="you">you</span>'<span word="re">re</span> <span word="not">not</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="awful">awful</span> <span word="roommate">roommate</span> <span word="everyone">everyone</span>'<span word="s">s</span> <span word="talking">talking</span> <span word="about">about</span>—<span word="and">and</span> <span word="learn">learn</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="deal">deal</span> <span word="with">with</span> <span word="your">your</span> <span word="terrible">terrible</span> <span word="roommate">roommate</span>.</p><p>大学生之间聊天时常常谈及室友那些惹人厌的事迹，每个人都可以讲出一些。如果你想确保自己不是每个人口中的烦人室友，或者想学习和糟糕室友的相处之道，有几条简单准则你可照办。</p><p><span word="I">I</span> <span word="know">know</span> <span word="bad">bad</span> <span word="roommates">roommates</span>. <span word="Last">Last</span> <span word="year">year</span> <span word="my">my</span> <span word="noisy">noisy</span>, <span word="inconsiderate">inconsiderate</span> <span word="roommate">roommate</span> <span word="constantly">constantly</span> <span word="woke">woke</span> <span word="me">me</span> <span word="up">up</span> <span word="around">around</span> <span word="three">three</span> <span word="in">in</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="morning">morning</span>. <span word="Her">Her</span> <span word="side">side</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="room">room</span> <span word="was">was</span> <span word="always">always</span> <span word="messy">messy</span> <span word="and">and</span> <span word="covered">covered</span> <span word="with">with</span> <span word="clothes">clothes</span>. <span word="Her">Her</span> <span word="suitcase">suitcase</span> <span word="from">from</span> <span word="Christmas">Christmas</span> <span word="break">break</span> <span word="didn">didn</span>’<span word="t">t</span> <span word="move">move</span> <span word="from">from</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="middle">middle</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="room">room</span> <span word="all">all</span> <span word="second">second</span> <span word="semester">semester</span>. <span word="She">She</span> <span word="used">used</span> <span word="my">my</span> <span word="makeup">makeup</span>. <span word="She">She</span> <span word="ate">ate</span> <span word="my">my</span> <span word="food">food</span>. <span word="One">One</span> <span word="night">night</span>, <span word="her">her</span> <span word="boy">boy</span> <span word="toy">toy</span> <span word="stole">stole</span> <span word="my">my</span> <span word="pillow">pillow</span> <span word="off">off</span> <span word="my">my</span> <span word="bed">bed</span>. <span word="While">While</span> <span word="I">I</span> <span word="was">was</span> <span word="sleeping">sleeping</span> <span word="on">on</span> <span word="it">it</span>. <span word="And">And</span> <span word="she">she</span> <span word="brought">brought</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="kitten">kitten</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="live">live</span> <span word="in">in</span> <span word="our">our</span> <span word="room">room</span> (<span word="which">which</span>, <span word="just">just</span> <span word="by">by</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="way">way</span>, <span word="is">is</span> <span word="totally">totally</span> <span word="against">against</span> <span word="dorm">dorm</span> <span word="policies">policies</span>). <span word="Y">Y</span>’<span word="all">all</span>, <span word="I">I</span> <span word="don">don</span>’<span word="t">t</span> <span word="like">like</span> <span word="cats">cats</span>. <span word="Not">Not</span> <span word="even">even</span> <span word="kittens">kittens</span>. <span word="But">But</span> <span word="who">who</span> <span word="did">did</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="kitty">kitty</span> <span word="like">like</span> <span word="best">best</span>? <span word="Me">Me</span>. <span word="Whose">Whose</span> <span word="bed">bed</span> <span word="did">did</span> <span word="it">it</span> <span word="sleep">sleep</span> <span word="on">on</span>? <span word="Mine">Mine</span>. <span word="Who">Who</span> <span word="did">did</span> <span word="it">it</span> <span word="wake">wake</span> <span word="up">up</span> <span word="every">every</span> <span word="morning">morning</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="be">be</span> <span word="fed">fed</span>? <span word="Me">Me</span>.</p><p>我有一个烦人的室友。去年，我室友常常制造噪音，不顾及我的感受，常在凌晨三点把我吵醒。房间里她那一侧通常是乱哄哄的，衣服到处都是。圣诞节假期返校后带来的行李箱一直放在房间中央——整个第二学期就没挪过地。她用我化妆品，吃我东西。一天夜里，她的小白脸从正在熟睡的我的脑袋下偷走了我的枕头。此外，她在我们寝室安顿了一只小猫咪（提一句，这完全违背了寝室制度)。好吧，我不喜欢猫，可爱的小猫咪也无感。但小猫咪最喜欢的是谁呢？我。它睡谁床上呢？我的。每天早上它醒过来给她喂食的是谁？我。</p>
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