最亲密的你：最好的朋友才知道的15件事
<p><span word="Because">Because</span> <span word="your">your</span> <span word="best">best</span> <span word="friends">friends</span> <span word="think">think</span> <span word="they">they</span> <span word="know">know</span> <span word="you">you</span>, <span word="but">but</span> <span word="only">only</span> <span word="your">your</span> <span word="BEST">BEST</span>-<span word="best">best</span> <span word="friend">friend</span> <span word="knows">knows</span> <span word="and">and</span> <span word="compliments">compliments</span> <span word="your">your</span> <span word="inner">inner</span> <span word="weirdo">weirdo</span>.</p><p>也许你的朋友自认为很了解你，但是有些事只有最最亲密的好朋友才知道，并且也只有他们才能尊重你那些小怪癖！</p><p>1. <span word="How">How</span> <span word="disgusting">disgusting</span> <span word="your">your</span> <span word="room">room</span> <span word="really">really</span> <span word="is">is</span>.</p><p>你的房间究竟有多糟糕。</p><p><span word="Crumbs">Crumbs</span> <span word="in">in</span> <span word="your">your</span> <span word="bed">bed</span>, <span word="wrappers">wrappers</span> <span word="everywhere">everywhere</span>, <span word="and">and</span> <span word="where">where</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="hell">hell</span> <span word="did">did</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="floor">floor</span> <span word="go">go</span>?!</p><p>床上到处是面包屑，包装纸满地都是，还有地板哪去了？！</p><p>2. <span word="What">What</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="look">look</span> <span word="like">like</span> <span word="in">in</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="morning">morning</span>.</p><p>早上起来你究竟是什么样。</p><p><span word="Doesn">Doesn</span>’<span word="t">t</span> <span word="matter">matter</span> <span word="if">if</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="went">went</span> <span word="out">out</span> <span word="partying">partying</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="night">night</span> <span word="before">before</span>, <span word="you">you</span> <span word="wake">wake</span> <span word="up">up</span> <span word="looking">looking</span> <span word="like">like</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="caveman">caveman</span>. <span word="Always">Always</span>.</p><p>你昨晚有没有出去狂欢了都无所谓，哪天你起来的时候不像个穴居人？一如既往！</p><p>3. <span word="What">What</span> <span word="your">your</span> <span word="breath">breath</span> <span word="smells">smells</span> <span word="like">like</span> <span word="in">in</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="morning">morning</span>.</p><p>早上起来后口气的味道。</p><p><span word="How">How</span> <span word="do">do</span> <span word="they">they</span> <span word="deal">deal</span> <span word="with">with</span> <span word="it">it</span>?</p><p>他们会怎么做？</p><p>4. <span word="How">How</span> <span word="much">much</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="hate">hate</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="person">person</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="are">are</span> <span word="being">being</span> <span word="nice">nice</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="right">right</span> <span word="now">now</span>.</p><p>你到底有多恨你正讨好的人。</p><p>5. <span word="How">How</span> <span word="people">people</span> <span word="clearly">clearly</span> <span word="don">don</span>’<span word="t">t</span> <span word="know">know</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="when">when</span> <span word="they">they</span> <span word="say">say</span> <span word="you">you</span>’<span word="re">re</span> <span word="nice">nice</span>.</p><p>当别人夸你人不错的时候，他们明显是不懂你啊。</p><p>6. <span word="That">That</span> <span word="part">part</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="that">that</span> <span word="has">has</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="weird">weird</span> <span word="taste">taste</span> <span word="in">in</span> <span word="romantic">romantic</span> <span word="partners">partners</span>.</p><p>你对另一半的奇怪品味。</p>
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