约会时如何优雅如厕
<p><span word="Ever">Ever</span> <span word="wondered">wondered</span> <span word="how">how</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="navigate">navigate</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="etiquette">etiquette</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="going">going</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="loo">loo</span> <span word="on">on</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="date">date</span> <span word="or">or</span>, <span word="even">even</span> <span word="worse">worse</span>, <span word="in">in</span> <span word="bed">bed</span>? <span word="This">This</span> <span word="new">new</span> <span word="book">book</span> <span word="tackles">tackles</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="last">last</span> <span word="taboo">taboo</span> <span word="in">in</span> <span word="dating">dating</span>.</p><p><span word="When">When</span> <span word="navigating">navigating</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="dating">dating</span> <span word="terrain">terrain</span>, <span word="the">the</span> <span word="potential">potential</span> <span word="minefields">minefields</span> <span word="are">are</span> <span word="endless">endless</span>. <span word="When">When</span> <span word="do">do</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="make">make</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="first">first</span> <span word="move">move</span>? <span word="Is">Is</span> <span word="it">it</span> <span word="too">too</span> <span word="early">early</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="meet">meet</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="parents">parents</span>?</p><p><span word="But">But</span> <span word="judging">judging</span> <span word="by">by</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="popularity">popularity</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="new">new</span> <span word="book">book</span>, <span word="we">we</span>'<span word="re">re</span> <span word="often">often</span> <span word="preoccupied">preoccupied</span> <span word="with">with</span> <span word="explosive">explosive</span> <span word="issues">issues</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="different">different</span> <span word="kind">kind</span>. ‘<span word="How">How</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="Poo">Poo</span> <span word="on">on</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="First">First</span> <span word="Date">Date</span>’, <span word="has">has</span> <span word="become">become</span> <span word="an">an</span> <span word="Amazon">Amazon</span> <span word="sensation">sensation</span>, <span word="and">and</span> <span word="is">is</span> <span word="dedicated">dedicated</span> <span word="solely">solely</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="issues">issues</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="heart">heart</span> <span word="and">and</span> <span word="bowels">bowels</span>.</p><p><span word="The">The</span> £5 <span word="dating">dating</span> <span word="bible">bible</span>, <span word="published">published</span> <span word="by">by</span> <span word="Prion">Prion</span>, <span word="promises">promises</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="solve">solve</span> <span word="all">all</span> <span word="your">your</span> <span word="toilet">toilet</span> <span word="conundrums">conundrums</span>, <span word="from">from</span> <span word="what">what</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="do">do</span> <span word="if">if</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="urge">urge</span> <span word="arises">arises</span> <span word="at">at</span> <span word="an">an</span> <span word="awkward">awkward</span> <span word="moment">moment</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="how">how</span> <span word="best">best</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="cover">cover</span> <span word="up">up</span> <span word="any">any</span> <span word="unromantic">unromantic</span> <span word="odours">odours</span>.</p><p><span word="The">The</span> <span word="authors">authors</span>, <span word="credited">credited</span> <span word="only">only</span> <span word="as">as</span> <span word="Mats">Mats</span> <span word="and">and</span> <span word="Enzo">Enzo</span>, <span word="spent">spent</span> <span word="five">five</span> <span word="years">years</span> <span word="researching">researching</span> <span word="this">this</span> <span word="work">work</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="lavatory">lavatory</span>-<span word="related">related</span> <span word="genius">genius</span>.</p><p>‘<span word="One">One</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="secrets">secrets</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="seduction">seduction</span> (<span word="and">and</span> <span word="this">this</span> <span word="goes">goes</span> <span word="as">as</span> <span word="much">much</span> <span word="for">for</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="first">first</span> <span word="date">date</span> <span word="as">as</span> <span word="for">for</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="rest">rest</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="relationship">relationship</span>) <span word="is">is</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="stay">stay</span> <span word="faultless">faultless</span> <span word="at">at</span> <span word="all">all</span> <span word="times">times</span>,’ <span word="the">the</span> <span word="relationship">relationship</span> <span word="scholars">scholars</span> <span word="write">write</span> <span word="in">in</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="book">book</span>’<span word="s">s</span> <span word="intro">intro</span>.</p><p>‘<span word="However">However</span>, <span word="you">you</span> <span word="are">are</span> <span word="made">made</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="flesh">flesh</span> <span word="and">and</span> <span word="bone">bone</span> <span word="and">and</span> <span word="this">this</span> <span word="means">means</span> <span word="that">that</span> <span word="yes">yes</span>, <span word="sometimes">sometimes</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="have">have</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="go">go</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="loo">loo</span>.</p><p>'<span word="This">This</span> <span word="vital">vital</span> <span word="human">human</span> <span word="requirement">requirement</span> <span word="remains">remains</span> <span word="strangely">strangely</span> <span word="taboo">taboo</span> <span word="in">in</span> <span word="modern">modern</span> <span word="society">society</span>, <span word="and">and</span> <span word="it">it</span> <span word="can">can</span> <span word="ruin">ruin</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="blooming">blooming</span> <span word="or">or</span> <span word="well">well</span>-<span word="established">established</span> <span word="relationship">relationship</span> <span word="in">in</span> <span word="an">an</span> <span word="instant">instant</span>.’</p><p><span word="To">To</span> <span word="illustrate">illustrate</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="point">point</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="book">book</span> <span word="kicks">kicks</span> <span word="off">off</span> <span word="with">with</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="cautionary">cautionary</span> <span word="tale">tale</span>. <span word="So">So</span> <span word="confident">confident</span> <span word="in">in</span> <span word="his">his</span> <span word="relationship">relationship</span> <span word="was">was</span> <span word="Tom">Tom</span>, <span word="a">a</span> <span word="friend">friend</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="authors">authors</span>, <span word="that">that</span> <span word="he">he</span> <span word="started">started</span> <span word="talking">talking</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="his">his</span> <span word="girlfriend">girlfriend</span> <span word="with">with</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="toilet">toilet</span> <span word="door">door</span> <span word="open">open</span>.</p>
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