太有才：外国网友一句话总结各国历史
<p>外国社交网站<span word="Reddit">Reddit</span>上发起了一个活动，邀请网友用一句话总结各国历史。有才的网友没有让我们失望，上榜的“一句话总结历史”个个精妙幽默，一起来给外国网友点个赞吧！</p><p>1. <span word="USA">USA</span> 美国</p><p><span word="Freedom">Freedom</span>:**<span word="terms">terms</span> <span word="and">and</span> <span word="conditions">conditions</span> <span word="may">may</span> <span word="apply">apply</span>.</p><p>自由：其形式和条件视情况而定。</p><p>2. <span word="Switzerland">Switzerland</span> 瑞士</p><p><span word="Sure">Sure</span> <span word="we">we</span>'<span word="ll">ll</span> <span word="take">take</span> <span word="your">your</span> <span word="money">money</span>.</p><p>当然，你的钱我们保管！</p><p>小编注：瑞士是全球名副其实的银行王国，银行产业是瑞士第一大支柱产业。</p><p>3. <span word="Australia">Australia</span> 澳大利亚</p><p><span word="Still">Still</span> <span word="ruled">ruled</span> <span word="by">by</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="classy">classy</span> <span word="older">older</span> <span word="lady">lady</span> <span word="in">in</span> <span word="England">England</span> <span word="because">because</span> <span word="we">we</span> <span word="are">are</span> <span word="too">too</span> <span word="distracted">distracted</span> <span word="by">by</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="large">large</span> <span word="amount">amount</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="native">native</span> <span word="fauna">fauna</span> <span word="trying">trying</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="kill">kill</span> <span word="us">us</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="declare">declare</span> <span word="independence">independence</span>.</p><p>仍然由英国女王统治，因为我们因害怕想要杀死我们而独立的大量当地动物而分心。</p><p>4. <span word="Russia">Russia</span> 俄罗斯</p><p><span word="Then">Then</span>, <span word="things">things</span> <span word="got">got</span> <span word="worse">worse</span>.</p><p>后来，一切变得更糟。</p><p>5. <span word="The">The</span> <span word="Netherlands">Netherlands</span> 荷兰</p><p><span word="Looks">Looks</span> <span word="like">like</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="sea">sea</span> <span word="wants">wants</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="kill">kill</span> <span word="us">us</span> <span word="again">again</span>, <span word="guys">guys</span>.</p><p>小伙伴们，好像我们又要被海给干掉了。</p><p>小编注：荷兰全境为低地，四分之一的土地海拔不到1米，四分之一的土地低于海面。</p><p>6. <span word="Greece">Greece</span> 希腊</p><p><span word="We">We</span> <span word="did">did</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="bunch">bunch</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="shit">shit</span> <span word="for">for</span> <span word="mankind">mankind</span> <span word="like">like</span> 10000 <span word="years">years</span> <span word="ago">ago</span>, <span word="now">now</span> <span word="were">were</span> <span word="bankrupt">bankrupt</span>.</p><p>大概一万年前，我们给人类造了一些孽，现在我们破产了。</p>
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