杜蕾斯iPhone联手让你的手机怀孕
<p><span word="Let">Let</span>'<span word="s">s</span> <span word="face">face</span> <span word="it">it</span>. <span word="Condoms">Condoms</span> <span word="are">are</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="bit">bit</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="downer">downer</span>. <span word="So">So</span> <span word="how">how</span> <span word="do">do</span> <span word="we">we</span> <span word="convince">convince</span> <span word="guys">guys</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="put">put</span> <span word="it">it</span> <span word="on">on</span>? <span word="And">And</span> <span word="make">make</span> <span word="durex">durex</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="favorite">favorite</span> <span word="choice">choice</span>.</p><p>事实是，带套真的比较不爽。要如何说服男人们使用套套并选择杜蕾斯的套套呢？</p><p><span word="When">When</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="are">are</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="twenty">twenty</span>-<span word="one">one</span> <span word="year">year</span> <span word="old">old</span> <span word="stallion">stallion</span>, <span word="what">what</span> <span word="might">might</span> <span word="be">be</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="best">best</span> <span word="reason">reason</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="put">put</span> <span word="it">it</span> <span word="on">on</span>?</p><p>对20来岁的小伙子来说，戴套的第一大理由是什么？</p><p>"<span word="I">I</span>'<span word="m">m</span> <span word="pregnant">pregnant</span>."</p><p>我怀孕了。</p><p><span word="To">To</span> <span word="be">be</span> <span word="honest">honest</span>, <span word="guys">guys</span> <span word="don">don</span>'<span word="t">t</span> <span word="really">really</span> <span word="care">care</span> <span word="that">that</span> <span word="much">much</span> <span word="about">about</span> <span word="sexually">sexually</span> <span word="transmitted">transmitted</span> <span word="diseases">diseases</span>. <span word="But">But</span> <span word="babies">babies</span>, <span word="they">they</span> <span word="just">just</span> <span word="won">won</span>'<span word="t">t</span> <span word="disappear">disappear</span> <span word="with">with</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="visit">visit</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="doctor">doctor</span>.</p><p>说实话，什么淋病梅毒男人没在怕的，但小孩？他们不会随着拜访医生而消失。</p><p><span word="So">So</span> <span word="we">we</span> <span word="thought">thought</span>, <span word="let">let</span>'<span word="s">s</span> <span word="simulate">simulate</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="experience">experience</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="having">having</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="new">new</span> <span word="born">born</span>. <span word="And">And</span> <span word="give">give</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="taste">taste</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="what">what</span> <span word="it">it</span> <span word="really">really</span> <span word="feels">feels</span> <span word="like">like</span>.</p><p>所以我们做了个手机程序，让你尝尝那到底是什么滋味。</p><p><span word="We">We</span> <span word="created">created</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="mobile">mobile</span> <span word="application">application</span> <span word="where">where</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="can">can</span> <span word="knock">knock</span>-<span word="up">up</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="friend">friend</span>'<span word="s">s</span> <span word="phone">phone</span>. <span word="Downloadand">Downloadand</span> <span word="install">install</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="application">application</span>. <span word="Find">Find</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="phone">phone</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="mate">mate</span>, <span word="and">and</span> <span word="gently">gently</span> <span word="rub">rub</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="two">two</span> <span word="phones">phones</span> <span word="against">against</span> <span word="each">each</span> <span word="other">other</span>. <span word="And">And</span> <span word="there">there</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="go">go</span>!</p><p>这个程序不仅模拟养小孩，还可以“搞大”朋友的手机。下载安装，去搞别人的手机，轻轻地前后摩擦，成功。</p><p><span word="The">The</span> <span word="baby">baby</span> <span word="will">will</span> <span word="require">require</span> <span word="your">your</span> <span word="utmostattention">utmostattention</span>: <span word="feed">feed</span> <span word="it">it</span>, <span word="tickle">tickle</span> <span word="it">it</span>, <span word="rubble">rubble</span>, <span word="bubble">bubble</span>, <span word="or">or</span> <span word="hugit">hugit</span>...<span word="using">using</span> <span word="every">every</span> <span word="trick">trick</span> <span word="in">in</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="book">book</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="make">make</span> <span word="it">it</span> <span word="stop">stop</span> <span word="crying">crying</span>!</p>
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