写给20多岁的你：该和这些幼稚行为说拜拜啦！
<p>20多岁的你已经是个大人了，也许你还在享受美好的青春时光，但有一些幼稚的行为还是不要再做了。不管是那些不好的生活习惯、那些没注意到的社交礼仪，还是那些在感情和人际关系处理上的幼稚行为，该丢掉的就丢掉吧。是时候成熟起来啦！</p><p>1. <span word="Interrupting">Interrupting</span> <span word="conversations">conversations</span>.</p><p>打断谈话。</p><p><span word="Remember">Remember</span> <span word="being">being</span> <span word="five">five</span>, <span word="and">and</span> <span word="when">when</span> <span word="your">your</span> <span word="parents">parents</span> <span word="were">were</span> <span word="talking">talking</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="other">other</span> <span word="grownups">grownups</span> <span word="you">you</span>’<span word="d">d</span> <span word="walk">walk</span> <span word="over">over</span> <span word="mid">mid</span>-<span word="conversation">conversation</span>, <span word="tug">tug</span> <span word="on">on</span> <span word="their">their</span> <span word="shirts">shirts</span> <span word="and">and</span> <span word="repeatedly">repeatedly</span> <span word="call">call</span>, “<span word="Mom">Mom</span>/<span word="Dad">Dad</span>?” <span word="Yeah">Yeah</span> — <span word="that">that</span> <span word="was">was</span> <span word="improper">improper</span> <span word="then">then</span> — <span word="but">but</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="were">were</span> <span word="five">five</span>, <span word="so">so</span> <span word="it">it</span> <span word="was">was</span> <span word="fathomable">fathomable</span>. <span word="Some">Some</span> <span word="people">people</span> <span word="are">are</span> <span word="incapable">incapable</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="comprehending">comprehending</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="notion">notion</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="waiting">waiting</span> <span word="their">their</span> <span word="turn">turn</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="speak">speak</span>. <span word="When">When</span> <span word="this">this</span> <span word="happens">happens</span>, <span word="utilize">utilize</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="sarcastic">sarcastic</span> <span word="old">old</span> <span word="saying">saying</span>: “<span word="I">I</span> <span word="apologize">apologize</span>, <span word="did">did</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="middle">middle</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="my">my</span> <span word="sentence">sentence</span> <span word="interrupt">interrupt</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="beginning">beginning</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="yours">yours</span>?”</p><p>记得5岁的时候，当父母跟其他大人谈话时，你会走过去扯着他们的衣角不断叫唤“妈妈/爸爸” 来打断谈话吗？尽管很不礼貌，但你才5岁嘛，情有可原。有些人就是等不及别人讲完再开口。遇到这种情况，可以略微暗讽一下：“不好意思，我话还没说完，影响到你了吗？”</p><p>2. <span word="Poor">Poor</span> <span word="hygiene">hygiene</span>.</p><p>不讲卫生。</p><p><span word="As">As</span> <span word="kids">kids</span> <span word="we">we</span> <span word="often">often</span> <span word="abhorred">abhorred</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="concept">concept</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="cleanliness">cleanliness</span>. <span word="We">We</span> <span word="relished">relished</span> <span word="wearing">wearing</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="same">same</span> <span word="grass">grass</span>-<span word="stained">stained</span>, <span word="smelly">smelly</span> <span word="pants">pants</span> <span word="for">for</span> <span word="as">as</span> <span word="long">long</span> <span word="as">as</span> <span word="possible">possible</span>. <span word="The">The</span> <span word="thought">thought</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="bathing">bathing</span> <span word="made">made</span> <span word="us">us</span> <span word="shiver">shiver</span> <span word="in">in</span> <span word="our">our</span> <span word="Velcro">Velcro</span> <span word="strapped">strapped</span> <span word="shoes">shoes</span>. <span word="Now">Now</span>, <span word="it">it</span>’<span word="s">s</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="different">different</span> <span word="story">story</span>. <span word="It">It</span>’<span word="s">s</span> <span word="remarkable">remarkable</span> <span word="how">how</span> <span word="many">many</span> <span word="folks">folks</span> <span word="out">out</span> <span word="there">there</span> <span word="seem">seem</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="think">think</span> <span word="that">that</span> <span word="deodorant">deodorant</span> <span word="is">is</span> <span word="optional">optional</span>. <span word="I">I</span> <span word="mean">mean</span>, <span word="technically">technically</span> <span word="it">it</span> <span word="is">is</span> <span word="but">but</span> <span word="it">it</span> <span word="shouldn">shouldn</span>’<span word="t">t</span> <span word="be">be</span>. <span word="They">They</span> <span word="need">need</span> <span word="laws">laws</span> <span word="enforcing">enforcing</span> <span word="this">this</span>. <span word="If">If</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="pungent">pungent</span> <span word="aroma">aroma</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="your">your</span> <span word="body">body</span> <span word="odor">odor</span> <span word="is">is</span> <span word="burning">burning</span> <span word="nostrils">nostrils</span>, <span word="and">and</span> <span word="causing">causing</span> <span word="eyes">eyes</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="water">water</span>, <span word="you">you</span> <span word="should">should</span> <span word="receive">receive</span> <span word="some">some</span> <span word="type">type</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="ticket">ticket</span>. <span word="Stink">Stink</span> <span word="needs">needs</span> <span word="repercussions">repercussions</span> <span word="just">just</span> <span word="as">as</span> <span word="much">much</span> <span word="as">as</span> <span word="loitering">loitering</span> <span word="does">does</span>.</p>
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