揭穿:大家想做却不说的7件事
<p>1. “<span word="What">What</span> <span word="if">if</span> <span word="I">I</span> <span word="just">just</span> <span word="got">got</span> <span word="naked">naked</span> <span word="and">and</span> <span word="started">started</span> <span word="screaming">screaming</span> <span word="at">at</span> <span word="people">people</span>?”</p><p>1、“如果我全身脱光并对人们大声尖叫，结果会如何？”</p><p><span word="Although">Although</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="details">details</span> <span word="always">always</span> <span word="change">change</span> <span word="slightly">slightly</span>, <span word="there">there</span> <span word="is">is</span> <span word="undeniably">undeniably</span> <span word="this">this</span> <span word="incredibly">incredibly</span> <span word="weird">weird</span> <span word="little">little</span> <span word="voice">voice</span> <span word="which">which</span> <span word="lives">lives</span> <span word="inside">inside</span> <span word="each">each</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="us">us</span>, <span word="coming">coming</span> <span word="out">out</span> <span word="always">always</span> <span word="in">in</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="most">most</span> <span word="professional">professional</span>/<span word="formal">formal</span>/<span word="inappropriate">inappropriate</span> <span word="moments">moments</span>, <span word="and">and</span> <span word="longs">longs</span> <span word="only">only</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="see">see</span> <span word="everything">everything</span> <span word="be">be</span> <span word="ruined">ruined</span>. <span word="Who">Who</span> <span word="hasn">hasn</span>’<span word="t">t</span> <span word="been">been</span> <span word="sitting">sitting</span> <span word="in">in</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="business">business</span> <span word="meeting">meeting</span> <span word="or">or</span> <span word="particularly">particularly</span> <span word="boring">boring</span> <span word="lecture">lecture</span> <span word="and">and</span> <span word="become">become</span> <span word="overwhelmed">overwhelmed</span> <span word="with">with</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="desire">desire</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="do">do</span> <span word="something">something</span> <span word="absolutely">absolutely</span> <span word="insane">insane</span>, <span word="such">such</span> <span word="as">as</span> <span word="light">light</span> <span word="your">your</span> <span word="neighbor">neighbor</span>’<span word="s">s</span> <span word="beard">beard</span> <span word="on">on</span> <span word="fire">fire</span>, <span word="or">or</span> <span word="flash">flash</span> <span word="your">your</span> <span word="genitals">genitals</span> <span word="and">and</span> <span word="wave">wave</span> <span word="them">them</span> <span word="around">around</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="bit">bit</span>, <span word="or">or</span> <span word="scream">scream</span> “<span word="penis">penis</span>” <span word="at">at</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="top">top</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="your">your</span> <span word="lungs">lungs</span>? <span word="There">There</span> <span word="is">is</span> <span word="just">just</span> <span word="something">something</span> <span word="almost">almost</span>… <span word="itchy">itchy</span> <span word="about">about</span> <span word="being">being</span> <span word="in">in</span> <span word="reserved">reserved</span>, <span word="organized">organized</span>, <span word="quiet">quiet</span> <span word="social">social</span> <span word="situations">situations</span> <span word="which">which</span> <span word="brings">brings</span> <span word="out">out</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="disgusting">disgusting</span> <span word="animal">animal</span> <span word="in">in</span> <span word="each">each</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="us">us</span> <span word="who">who</span> <span word="wants">wants</span> <span word="chaos">chaos</span> <span word="and">and</span> <span word="loud">loud</span> <span word="noises">noises</span> <span word="and">and</span> <span word="life">life</span>-<span word="ruining">ruining</span> <span word="behavior">behavior</span>. <span word="I">I</span> <span word="suppose">suppose</span> <span word="we">we</span> <span word="now">now</span> <span word="have">have</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="work">work</span> <span word="on">on</span> <span word="channeling">channeling</span> <span word="our">our</span> <span word="inner">inner</span> <span word="Steve">Steve</span>-<span word="O">O</span> <span word="into">into</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="little">little</span> <span word="voice">voice</span> <span word="which">which</span> <span word="wants">wants</span> <span word="us">us</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="clean">clean</span> <span word="our">our</span> <span word="shower">shower</span>, <span word="or">or</span> <span word="file">file</span> <span word="our">our</span> <span word="taxes">taxes</span>, <span word="or">or</span> <span word="call">call</span> <span word="our">our</span> <span word="grandmother">grandmother</span>. <span word="At">At</span> <span word="least">least</span> <span word="put">put</span> <span word="all">all</span> <span word="that">that</span> <span word="impulsiveness">impulsiveness</span> <span word="into">into</span> <span word="positive">positive</span> <span word="behavior">behavior</span>.</p><p>尽管在细节上会有轻微的不同，但是无可否认的是这种难以置信的怪异小心声却存在于我们每个人心里，通常在最为专业、最为正式或最不恰当的时刻浮现，无非是为了看到一切都被搞砸。谁没有在商务会谈或特别乏味的演讲时，被某种绝对疯狂的念头所征服，比如把邻居的胡子点着火，或者展示生殖器并四处甩动一会儿，或者用尽全力喊“鸡巴”？总有一种可以称为……冲动的东西，让我们在保守的、组织化的、平静的社会状态下放出置身于我们每人心中的野兽，我们希望混乱、噪声和生命毁灭的行为。我认为我们现在必须将内心的史蒂芬·格里斯特·格罗佛（一著名小丑演员，译注）调成另外的小心思，比如清洁浴池、清理税务、打电话给祖母之类。至少，将所有那些冲动转向积极的行为。</p>
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