奥斯卡：史上最刻薄颁奖典礼
<p><span word="When">When</span> <span word="The">The</span> <span word="Onion">Onion</span> <span word="tweeted">tweeted</span> <span word="inadvisedly">inadvisedly</span> <span word="about">about</span> <span word="Quvenzhan">Quvenzhan</span>é <span word="Wallis">Wallis</span> <span word="shortly">shortly</span> <span word="after">after</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="Oscars">Oscars</span> <span word="ended">ended</span> <span word="last">last</span> <span word="night">night</span>, <span word="Twitter">Twitter</span> <span word="exploded">exploded</span> <span word="in">in</span> <span word="outrage">outrage</span>. <span word="An">An</span> <span word="hour">hour</span> <span word="later">later</span> <span word="and">and</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="tweet">tweet</span> <span word="was">was</span> <span word="removed">removed</span>. <span word="But">But</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="tweet">tweet</span> <span word="about">about</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="nine">nine</span>-<span word="year">year</span>-<span word="old">old</span> <span word="nominee">nominee</span> <span word="seemed">seemed</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="fit">fit</span> <span word="right">right</span> <span word="in">in</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="an">an</span> <span word="evening">evening</span> <span word="that">that</span> <span word="had">had</span> <span word="been">been</span> <span word="both">both</span> <span word="vicious">vicious</span> <span word="and">and</span> <span word="sexist">sexist</span> <span word="in">in</span> <span word="its">its</span> <span word="attempts">attempts</span> <span word="at">at</span> <span word="humor">humor</span>.</p><p><span word="Host">Host</span> <span word="Seth">Seth</span> <span word="Macfarlane">Macfarlane</span> <span word="began">began</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="unfunny">unfunny</span> <span word="references">references</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="Wallis">Wallis</span> <span word="as">as</span> <span word="he">he</span> <span word="introduced">introduced</span> <span word="her">her</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="audience">audience</span> <span word="in">in</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="early">early</span> <span word="part">part</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="show">show</span>. "<span word="It">It</span>'<span word="ll">ll</span> <span word="be">be</span> 16 <span word="years">years</span> <span word="before">before</span> <span word="she">she</span>'<span word="s">s</span> <span word="too">too</span> <span word="old">old</span> <span word="for">for</span> <span word="Clooney">Clooney</span>," <span word="he">he</span> <span word="said">said</span>. <span word="Did">Did</span> <span word="anyone">anyone</span> <span word="laugh">laugh</span>?</p><p><span word="There">There</span> <span word="was">was</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="mean">mean</span>-<span word="spirited">spirited</span> <span word="quality">quality</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="Macfarlane">Macfarlane</span>'<span word="s">s</span> <span word="Oscars">Oscars</span> <span word="that">that</span> <span word="went">went</span> <span word="beyond">beyond</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="usual">usual</span> <span word="awkward">awkward</span> <span word="imbalance">imbalance</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="celebrating">celebrating</span> <span word="and">and</span> <span word="embarrassing">embarrassing</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="self">self</span>-<span word="indulgent">indulgent</span> <span word="industry">industry</span> <span word="in">in</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="same">same</span> <span word="show">show</span>. <span word="When">When</span> <span word="did">did</span> <span word="awards">awards</span> <span word="shows">shows</span> <span word="become">become</span> <span word="such">such</span> <span word="clumsyroasts">clumsyroasts</span>? <span word="And">And</span> <span word="could">could</span> <span word="someone">someone</span> <span word="funny">funny</span> <span word="PLEASE">PLEASE</span> <span word="start">start</span> <span word="writing">writing</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="jokes">jokes</span>?</p>
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