我们的二货人生：30件我们都爱做的傻事
<p>没有二过的人生不算完整，我们都有过迷糊的时候，下面这30件事情据说是大家日常生活中经常会做的傻事，你做过几件？</p><p><span word="Forgot">Forgot</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="put">put</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="lid">lid</span> <span word="on">on</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="blender">blender</span>, <span word="turned">turned</span> <span word="it">it</span> <span word="on">on</span>, <span word="and">and</span> <span word="had">had</span> <span word="everything">everything</span> <span word="fly">fly</span> <span word="out">out</span>.</p><p>忘了给搅拌器盖盖子，然后打开开关，结果里面的东西都飞出来了。</p><p><span word="Gotten">Gotten</span> <span word="your">your</span> <span word="head">head</span> <span word="stuck">stuck</span> <span word="between">between</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="stair">stair</span> <span word="rails">rails</span>.</p><p>头夹在楼梯栏杆之间了。</p><p><span word="Broken">Broken</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="chair">chair</span> <span word="by">by</span> <span word="leaning">leaning</span> <span word="back">back</span> <span word="in">in</span> <span word="it">it</span>.</p><p>坐在椅子上往后靠，结果把椅子给弄坏了。</p><p><span word="Had">Had</span> <span word="gum">gum</span> <span word="fall">fall</span> <span word="out">out</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="your">your</span> <span word="mouth">mouth</span> <span word="while">while</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="were">were</span> <span word="talking">talking</span>.</p><p>说话的时候口香糖从嘴里掉出来。</p><p><span word="Choked">Choked</span> <span word="on">on</span> <span word="your">your</span> <span word="own">own</span> <span word="spit">spit</span> <span word="while">while</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="were">were</span> <span word="talking">talking</span>.</p><p>说话时被自己的口水呛到。</p><p><span word="Have">Have</span> <span word="looked">looked</span> <span word="for">for</span> <span word="something">something</span> <span word="for">for</span> <span word="at">at</span> <span word="least">least</span> 5 <span word="min">min</span> <span word="then">then</span> <span word="realized">realized</span> <span word="it">it</span> <span word="was">was</span> <span word="in">in</span> <span word="your">your</span> <span word="hand">hand</span> <span word="or">or</span> <span word="on">on</span> <span word="your">your</span> <span word="head">head</span>.</p><p>找了一样东西至少五分钟，结果发现它就拿在手上或戴在头上。</p><p><span word="Tried">Tried</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="push">push</span> <span word="open">open</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="pull">pull</span> <span word="door">door</span>.</p><p>试图推开一扇应该拉开的门。</p><p><span word="Tried">Tried</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="pull">pull</span> <span word="open">open</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="push">push</span> <span word="door">door</span>.</p><p>试图拉开一扇应该推开的门。</p><p><span word="Have">Have</span> <span word="hit">hit</span> <span word="yourself">yourself</span> <span word="in">in</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="process">process</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="trying">trying</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="hit">hit</span> <span word="something">something</span> <span word="else">else</span>.</p><p>想打别人的时候打到了自己。</p><p><span word="Have">Have</span> <span word="tripped">tripped</span> <span word="and">and</span> <span word="fallen">fallen</span> <span word="up">up</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="stairs">stairs</span>.</p><p>上楼梯时被绊了一跤。</p><p><span word="Have">Have</span> <span word="actually">actually</span> <span word="exploded">exploded</span> <span word="marshmallows">marshmallows</span> <span word="in">in</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="microwave">microwave</span>.</p>
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