纽约孕妇地铁寻座记
<p><span word="Chances">Chances</span> <span word="are">are</span>, <span word="the">the</span> <span word="petite">petite</span> <span word="woman">woman</span> <span word="hanging">hanging</span> <span word="onto">onto</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="pole">pole</span>, <span word="barely">barely</span> <span word="able">able</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="maintain">maintain</span> <span word="her">her</span> <span word="balance">balance</span> <span word="on">on</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="swaying">swaying</span> <span word="No">No</span>. 7 <span word="train">train</span>, <span word="does">does</span> <span word="not">not</span> <span word="have">have</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="beer">beer</span> <span word="gut">gut</span>.</p><p>大多数时候，如果你看到摇摇晃晃的纽约地铁七号线上有个紧紧抓住把手、几乎快要摔倒的娇弱女子，要记得，她那隆起的腹部可不是啤酒肚。</p><p><span word="No">No</span>, <span word="ladies">ladies</span> <span word="and">and</span> <span word="gentlemen">gentlemen</span>, <span word="her">her</span> <span word="protruding">protruding</span> <span word="stomach">stomach</span> <span word="inches">inches</span> <span word="away">away</span> <span word="from">from</span> <span word="your">your</span> <span word="Kindle">Kindle</span> <span word="or">or</span> <span word="iPhone">iPhone</span> <span word="holds">holds</span> <span word="part">part</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="future">future</span> <span word="generation">generation</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="our">our</span> <span word="great">great</span> <span word="city">city</span>. <span word="She">She</span>'<span word="s">s</span> <span word="pregnant">pregnant</span>! <span word="So">So</span> <span word="have">have</span> <span word="some">some</span> <span word="pity">pity</span> <span word="in">in</span> <span word="these">these</span> <span word="dog">dog</span> <span word="days">days</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="summer">summer</span> <span word="and">and</span> <span word="give">give</span> <span word="up">up</span> <span word="your">your</span> <span word="seats">seats</span>, <span word="you">you</span> <span word="lazy">lazy</span> <span word="bums">bums</span>.</p><p>是的，女士们先生们，那个距离你们的<span word="Kindle">Kindle</span>电子书或是<span word="iPhone">iPhone</span>电话几厘米远的大肚子里，装着的可是我们这个伟大城市未来一代的一分子。她正怀着孕！所以，在这大热天里，有点同情心吧，快站起来让座，懒虫！</p><p><span word="Let">Let</span>'<span word="s">s</span> <span word="be">be</span> <span word="real">real</span>: <span word="We">We</span> <span word="are">are</span> <span word="all">all</span> <span word="guilty">guilty</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="ignoring">ignoring</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="pregnant">pregnant</span> <span word="woman">woman</span> <span word="sometimes">sometimes</span>. <span word="I">I</span>, <span word="too">too</span>, <span word="confess">confess</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="pretending">pretending</span> <span word="not">not</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="see">see</span> <span word="her">her</span> <span word="out">out</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="corner">corner</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="my">my</span> <span word="eye">eye</span>. <span word="I">I</span>'<span word="m">m</span> <span word="napping">napping</span>. <span word="I">I</span>'<span word="m">m</span> <span word="engrossed">engrossed</span> <span word="in">in</span> '<span word="Gone">Gone</span> <span word="Girl">Girl</span>.' <span word="I">I</span> <span word="fought">fought</span> <span word="hard">hard</span> <span word="for">for</span> <span word="this">this</span> <span word="seat">seat</span>, <span word="damn">damn</span> <span word="it">it</span>, <span word="and">and</span> <span word="someone">someone</span> <span word="else">else</span> <span word="will">will</span> <span word="surely">surely</span> <span word="get">get</span> <span word="up">up</span>, <span word="right">right</span>?</p><p>让我们诚实一点吧：我们都有过假装看不见孕妇的时候。我承认，我也这样做过，装作什么都没有看见。我在打盹儿，我在专注地看《<span word="Gone">Gone</span> <span word="Girl">Girl</span>》。该死，我费了好大劲才得到这个座位，而且总会有别的人站起来让座的，对吧？</p>
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