男女爆笑潜台词：他们真的来自不同星球！
<p>男人和女人来自不同的星球，同一句话在他们口中也有着不同的含义：</p><p>1. “<span word="Nothing">Nothing</span>, <span word="forget">forget</span> <span word="it">it</span>”</p><p>“没什么，算了吧！”</p><p><span word="Female">Female</span>：<span word="You">You</span> <span word="better">better</span> <span word="figure">figure</span> <span word="out">out</span> <span word="what">what</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="did">did</span> <span word="wrong">wrong</span>.</p><p>女人：你最好自己搞清楚到底做错了什么。</p><p><span word="Male">Male</span>：<span word="Just">Just</span> <span word="quit">quit</span> <span word="talking">talking</span> <span word="about">about</span> <span word="it">it</span>, <span word="jesus">jesus</span>.</p><p>男人：我勒个去，拜托就别提这事儿了。</p><p>2. “<span word="Are">Are</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="tired">tired</span>?”</p><p>“你累吗？”</p><p><span word="Female">Female</span>：<span word="Please">Please</span> <span word="don">don</span>’<span word="t">t</span> <span word="go">go</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="sleep">sleep</span>. <span word="I">I</span> <span word="love">love</span> <span word="talking">talking</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="you">you</span>.</p><p>女人：别去睡觉，我喜欢跟你聊天。</p><p><span word="Male">Male</span>：<span word="Genuinely">Genuinely</span> <span word="curious">curious</span> <span word="as">as</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="whether">whether</span> <span word="or">or</span> <span word="not">not</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="are">are</span> <span word="sleepy">sleepy</span>.</p><p>男人：他真的只是很好奇你是不是很困。</p><p>3. “<span word="I">I</span>’<span word="m">m</span> <span word="cold">cold</span>.”</p><p>“我很冷。”</p><p><span word="Female">Female</span>：<span word="Get">Get</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="blanket">blanket</span> <span word="and">and</span> <span word="cuddle">cuddle</span> <span word="with">with</span> <span word="me">me</span>.</p><p>女人：去拿条毯子来，抱着我让我取暖。</p><p><span word="Male">Male</span>：<span word="There">There</span>’<span word="s">s</span> <span word="pretty">pretty</span> <span word="cold">cold</span>. <span word="I">I</span> <span word="should">should</span> <span word="probably">probably</span> <span word="get">get</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="blanket">blanket</span> <span word="or">or</span> <span word="some">some</span> <span word="shit">shit</span>.</p><p>男人：真的挺冷的。我得去拿条毯子或是别的啥。</p><p>4. “<span word="Leave">Leave</span> <span word="me">me</span> <span word="alone">alone</span>.”</p><p>“别管我。”</p><p><span word="Female">Female</span>：<span word="Please">Please</span> <span word="don">don</span>’<span word="t">t</span> <span word="go">go</span>.</p><p>女人：别走，别离开我。</p><p><span word="Male">Male</span>：<span word="Get">Get</span> <span word="out">out</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="my">my</span> <span word="fucking">fucking</span> <span word="face">face</span>.</p><p>男人：滚开，离我远点儿！</p><p>5. “<span word="I">I</span> <span word="love">love</span> <span word="you">you</span>.”</p><p>“我爱你。”</p><p><span word="Female">Female</span>：<span word="Tell">Tell</span> <span word="me">me</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="do">do</span> <span word="more">more</span>.</p>
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