那些年学校没教会我们的事儿
<p><span word="Rule">Rule</span> 1: <span word="Life">Life</span> <span word="is">is</span> <span word="not">not</span> <span word="fair">fair</span> - <span word="get">get</span> <span word="used">used</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="it">it</span>. 规则1：人生不公，泰然处之。</p><p><span word="Rule">Rule</span> 2: <span word="The">The</span> <span word="world">world</span> <span word="won">won</span>'<span word="t">t</span> <span word="care">care</span> <span word="about">about</span> <span word="your">your</span> <span word="self">self</span>-<span word="esteem">esteem</span>. <span word="The">The</span> <span word="worldwill">worldwill</span> <span word="expect">expect</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="accomplish">accomplish</span> <span word="something">something</span> <span word="before">before</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="feel">feel</span> <span word="good">good</span> <span word="about">about</span> <span word="yourself">yourself</span>. 规则2：世界并不在意个人自尊。自我陶醉前，它冀望你能先有所成就。</p><p><span word="Rule">Rule</span> 3: <span word="You">You</span> <span word="will">will</span> <span word="NOT">NOT</span> <span word="make">make</span> 40 <span word="thousand">thousand</span> <span word="dollars">dollars</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="year">year</span> <span word="right">right</span> <span word="out">out</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="high">high</span> <span word="school">school</span>. <span word="You">You</span> <span word="won">won</span>'<span word="t">t</span> <span word="be">be</span> <span word="avice">avice</span>-<span word="president">president</span> <span word="with">with</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="car">car</span> <span word="phone">phone</span>, <span word="until">until</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="earn">earn</span> <span word="both">both</span>. 规则3：高中一毕业就想一蹴而就，坐拥4万年薪，这是不切实际的。你也不可能摇身一变成为副总，享有携带电话的轿车，这都得靠你自己打拼而来。</p><p><span word="Rule">Rule</span> 4: <span word="If">If</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="think">think</span> <span word="your">your</span> <span word="teacher">teacher</span> <span word="is">is</span> <span word="tough">tough</span>, <span word="wait">wait</span> <span word="until">until</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="get">get</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="boss">boss</span>. <span word="He">He</span> <span word="doesn">doesn</span>'<span word="t">t</span> <span word="have">have</span> <span word="tenure">tenure</span>. 规则4：如果你觉得你的老师十分苛刻严厉，那么等着瞧你的老板吧。老板可没有任期限制。</p><p><span word="Rule">Rule</span> 5: <span word="Flipping">Flipping</span> <span word="burgers">burgers</span> <span word="is">is</span> <span word="not">not</span> <span word="beneath">beneath</span> <span word="your">your</span> <span word="dignity">dignity</span>. <span word="Your">Your</span> <span word="grandparents">grandparents</span> <span word="had">had</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="different">different</span> <span word="word">word</span> <span word="forburger">forburger</span> <span word="flipping">flipping</span> - <span word="they">they</span> <span word="called">called</span> <span word="it">it</span> <span word="opportunity">opportunity</span>. 规则5：君子并非定要远庖厨，做汉堡也不意味着折损尊严。你的祖父母对之另有解释，他们将之称为机遇。</p><p><span word="Rule">Rule</span> 6: <span word="If">If</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="mess">mess</span> <span word="up">up</span>, <span word="it">it</span>'<span word="s">s</span> <span word="not">not</span> <span word="your">your</span> <span word="parents">parents</span>' <span word="fault">fault</span>, <span word="so">so</span> <span word="don">don</span>'<span word="t">t</span> <span word="whine">whine</span> <span word="about">about</span> <span word="your">your</span> <span word="mistakes">mistakes</span>, <span word="learn">learn</span> <span word="fromthem">fromthem</span>. 规则6：你的一败涂地与父母无尤，不要喋喋不休的抱怨个不停，应该汲取教训，从中获益。</p><p><span word="Rule">Rule</span> 7: <span word="Before">Before</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="were">were</span> <span word="born">born</span>, <span word="your">your</span> <span word="parents">parents</span> <span word="weren">weren</span>'<span word="t">t</span> <span word="as">as</span> <span word="boring">boring</span> <span word="as">as</span> <span word="they">they</span> <span word="are">are</span> <span word="now">now</span>. <span word="They">They</span> <span word="got">got</span> <span word="thatway">thatway</span> <span word="from">from</span> <span word="paying">paying</span> <span word="your">your</span> <span word="bills">bills</span>, <span word="cleaning">cleaning</span> <span word="your">your</span> <span word="clothes">clothes</span> <span word="and">and</span> <span word="listening">listening</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="talk">talk</span> <span word="about">about</span> <span word="how">how</span> <span word="cool">cool</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="are">are</span>.<span word="So">So</span>, <span word="before">before</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="save">save</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="rain">rain</span> <span word="forest">forest</span> <span word="from">from</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="parasites">parasites</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="your">your</span> <span word="parents">parents</span>' <span word="generation">generation</span>, <span word="try">try</span> <span word="delousingthe">delousingthe</span> <span word="closet">closet</span> <span word="in">in</span> <span word="your">your</span> <span word="own">own</span> <span word="room">room</span>. 规则7：在你出生前，你父母的生活还未像现在这般劳心劳力，单调无趣。现在，他们得忧心你的账单，为你洗衣打扫，聆听你对自己的夸夸其谈，洋洋得意，他们的生活变得枯燥乏味。在你雄心壮志的想要救万民于水火之前，先整理干净房间里的衣柜，一屋不扫何以扫天下。</p>
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