找男朋友还是养狗？5个理由告诉你狗狗比男朋友好
<p><span word="Dogs">Dogs</span>. <span word="What">What</span> <span word="are">are</span> <span word="they">they</span> <span word="good">good</span> <span word="for">for</span>?</p><p>狗狗到底有什么好？</p><p><span word="Let">Let</span>’<span word="s">s</span> <span word="just">just</span> <span word="agree">agree</span> <span word="that">that</span> <span word="they">they</span>’<span word="re">re</span> <span word="pretty">pretty</span> <span word="darn">darn</span> <span word="amazing">amazing</span>, <span word="and">and</span> <span word="perhaps">perhaps</span> <span word="more">more</span> <span word="importantly">importantly</span>, <span word="better">better</span> <span word="than">than</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="boyfriend">boyfriend</span>—<span word="especially">especially</span> <span word="some">some</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="those">those</span> <span word="icky">icky</span> <span word="ones">ones</span> <span word="out">out</span> <span word="there">there</span> (<span word="apologies">apologies</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="good">good</span> <span word="ones">ones</span>; <span word="you">you</span> <span word="know">know</span> <span word="who">who</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="are">are</span>).</p><p>我们得承认：狗狗还真讨人喜欢，有时候甚至比男朋友好——尤其那些讨人厌的家伙。（当然，好男人除外，你懂的）</p><p>1. <span word="Dogs">Dogs</span> <span word="Don">Don</span>’<span word="t">t</span> <span word="Care">Care</span> <span word="if">if</span> <span word="You">You</span>’<span word="ve">ve</span> <span word="Put">Put</span> <span word="on">on</span> <span word="Some">Some</span> <span word="Weight">Weight</span></p><p>狗狗不介意你胖了没</p><p><span word="That">That</span>’<span word="s">s</span> <span word="right">right</span>. <span word="They">They</span> <span word="don">don</span>’<span word="t">t</span>. <span word="They">They</span> <span word="just">just</span> <span word="love">love</span> <span word="you">you</span>, <span word="unconditionally">unconditionally</span>. <span word="In">In</span> <span word="fact">fact</span>, <span word="they">they</span> <span word="might">might</span> <span word="just">just</span> <span word="enjoy">enjoy</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="little">little</span> <span word="more">more</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="snuggle">snuggle</span> <span word="up">up</span> <span word="to">to</span>. <span word="Basically">Basically</span>, <span word="as">as</span> <span word="long">long</span> <span word="as">as</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="feed">feed</span> <span word="them">them</span>, <span word="pet">pet</span> <span word="them">them</span>, <span word="take">take</span> <span word="them">them</span> <span word="for">for</span> <span word="walks">walks</span> <span word="and">and</span> <span word="love">love</span> <span word="them">them</span> <span word="right">right</span> <span word="back">back</span>, <span word="your">your</span> <span word="dog">dog</span> <span word="is">is</span> <span word="going">going</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="think">think</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="are">are</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="Queen">Queen</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="World">World</span>—<span word="regardless">regardless</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="whether">whether</span> <span word="you">you</span>’<span word="re">re</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="size">size</span> 0 <span word="or">or</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="size">size</span> 22.</p><p>真的是这样，狗狗不会介意你身材如何，它们只会无条件爱你。而且狗狗很享受和胖胖的你依偎在一起的感觉。只要你喂它、抚摸它、带它出去溜溜，你就是它心目中的女王——至于你是骨瘦如柴还是身材丰满，它才不介意呢！</p><p>2. <span word="Dogs">Dogs</span> <span word="Never">Never</span> <span word="Cheat">Cheat</span></p><p>狗狗从不撒谎</p><p><span word="There">There</span>’<span word="s">s</span> <span word="no">no</span> <span word="need">need</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="dig">dig</span> <span word="through">through</span> <span word="their">their</span> <span word="stuff">stuff</span> <span word="for">for</span> <span word="secret">secret</span> <span word="love">love</span> <span word="notes">notes</span>. <span word="And">And</span> <span word="you">you</span>’<span word="re">re</span> <span word="never">never</span> <span word="going">going</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="come">come</span> <span word="home">home</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="find">find</span> <span word="him">him</span> <span word="snuggled">snuggled</span> <span word="up">up</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="your">your</span> <span word="hot">hot</span> <span word="next">next</span> <span word="door">door</span> <span word="neighbor">neighbor</span> (<span word="well">well</span>, <span word="maybe">maybe</span>, <span word="but">but</span> <span word="it">it</span> <span word="doesn">doesn</span>’<span word="t">t</span> <span word="mean">mean</span> <span word="anything">anything</span>). <span word="Dogs">Dogs</span> <span word="are">are</span> <span word="supremely">supremely</span> <span word="loyal">loyal</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="their">their</span> <span word="masters">masters</span>. <span word="They">They</span>’<span word="ll">ll</span> <span word="do">do</span> <span word="anything">anything</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="protect">protect</span> <span word="you">you</span>. <span word="Now">Now</span> <span word="that">that</span>’<span word="s">s</span> <span word="what">what</span> <span word="we">we</span> <span word="call">call</span> <span word="special">special</span>.</p>
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