职场双语:八个被遗忘的求职秘诀
<p><span word="These">These</span> <span word="are">are</span> <span word="tough">tough</span> <span word="economic">economic</span> <span word="times">times</span> <span word="in">in</span> <span word="America">America</span> <span word="and">and</span> <span word="elsewhere">elsewhere</span>. <span word="If">If</span> <span word="you">you</span>'<span word="re">re</span> <span word="like">like</span> <span word="me">me</span>, <span word="you">you</span>'<span word="re">re</span> <span word="saving">saving</span> <span word="money">money</span> <span word="any">any</span> <span word="way">way</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="can">can</span>. <span word="I">I</span>'<span word="ve">ve</span> <span word="cancelled">cancelled</span> <span word="my">my</span> <span word="cable">cable</span>, <span word="invested">invested</span> <span word="in">in</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="good">good</span> <span word="pair">pair</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="binoculars">binoculars</span> <span word="and">and</span> <span word="started">started</span> <span word="watching">watching</span> <span word="my">my</span> <span word="neighbor">neighbor</span>'<span word="s">s</span> <span word="TV">TV</span>. <span word="Desperate">Desperate</span> <span word="times">times</span> <span word="call">call</span> <span word="for">for</span> <span word="desperate">desperate</span> <span word="measures">measures</span>. 现在美国经济正处于艰难时期，其他地方也一样。如果你像我，也处于这种境况，你肯定会绞尽脑汁去省钱。我取消了有线电视服务，花钱买了一副不错的望远镜，开始看我邻居家的电视。非常时期就得采取非常措施。<span word="In">In</span> <span word="this">this</span> <span word="harsh">harsh</span> <span word="economic">economic</span> <span word="climate">climate</span>, <span word="it">it</span>'<span word="s">s</span> <span word="important">important</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="have">have</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="job">job</span>, <span word="any">any</span> <span word="job">job</span>. <span word="But">But</span> <span word="finding">finding</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="job">job</span> <span word="isn">isn</span>'<span word="t">t</span> <span word="easy">easy</span>, <span word="especially">especially</span> <span word="since">since</span> <span word="so">so</span> <span word="many">many</span> <span word="companies">companies</span> <span word="are">are</span> <span word="giving">giving</span> <span word="their">their</span> <span word="employees">employees</span>—<span word="even">even</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="male">male</span> <span word="ones">ones</span>—<span word="pink">pink</span> <span word="slips">slips</span>. <span word="Competition">Competition</span> <span word="for">for</span> <span word="jobs">jobs</span> <span word="is">is</span> <span word="so">so</span> <span word="intense">intense</span> <span word="that">that</span> <span word="chess">chess</span> <span word="champ">champ</span> <span word="Vishwanathan">Vishwanathan</span> <span word="Anand">Anand</span> <span word="has">has</span> <span word="been">been</span> <span word="flooded">flooded</span> <span word="with">with</span> <span word="application">application</span> <span word="all">all</span> <span word="because">because</span> <span word="someone">someone</span> <span word="wrote">wrote</span> <span word="that">that</span> <span word="he">he</span> <span word="has">has</span> "<span word="good">good</span> <span word="openings">openings</span>." 在这么艰难的经济环境下，有一份工作是非常重要的，无论是什么工作。但找一份工作不容易，特别是有那么多公司都给他们的雇员发出“粉红纸片（解雇通知书）”——即使是男雇员也会收到。求职竞争的激烈程度可以参照国际象棋大师维斯瓦纳坦•阿南德的情况，他最近快被无数的应聘信给淹没了，这一切皆源于有人写他有“好的空缺职位（开局）”。（编者注：“<span word="opening">opening</span>”既指象棋的“开局”，也有“空缺职位”之意。）<span word="With">With</span> <span word="all">all</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="competition">competition</span>, <span word="it">it</span>'<span word="s">s</span> <span word="vital">vital</span> <span word="for">for</span> <span word="job">job</span> <span word="seekers">seekers</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="give">give</span> <span word="themselves">themselves</span> <span word="an">an</span> <span word="edge">edge</span>. <span word="That">That</span>'<span word="s">s</span> <span word="why">why</span> <span word="I">I</span>'<span word="ve">ve</span> <span word="decided">decided</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="offer">offer</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="few">few</span> <span word="tips">tips</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="help">help</span> <span word="people">people</span> <span word="stand">stand</span> <span word="out">out</span> <span word="from">from</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="crowd">crowd</span>. <span word="Some">Some</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="these">these</span> <span word="tips">tips</span> <span word="may">may</span> <span word="seem">seem</span> <span word="obviou">obviou</span> <span word="but">but</span>, <span word="trust">trust</span> <span word="me">me</span>, <span word="they">they</span>'<span word="re">re</span> <span word="often">often</span> <span word="overlooked">overlooked</span>. 竞争对手如云，求职者给自己增加一些优势是很重要的。所以我决定提供一些提示，帮助大家脱颖而出。某些提示可能看起来显而易见，但是，相信我，它们经常都被忽视了。<span word="Tip">Tip</span> 1: <span word="Learn">Learn</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="speak">speak</span> <span word="English">English</span>. <span word="When">When</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="economy">economy</span> <span word="was">was</span> <span word="strong">strong</span>, <span word="some">some</span> <span word="folks">folks</span> <span word="were">were</span> <span word="able">able</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="find">find</span> <span word="decent">decent</span> <span word="jobs">jobs</span> <span word="in">in</span> <span word="America">America</span> <span word="by">by</span> <span word="knowing">knowing</span> <span word="just">just</span> <span word="three">three</span> <span word="words">words</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="English">English</span>: "<span word="Me">Me</span> <span word="want">want</span> <span word="job">job</span>." <span word="Other">Other</span> <span word="realizing">realizing</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="importance">importance</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="grammar">grammar</span>, <span word="tried">tried</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="little">little</span> <span word="harder">harder</span>: "<span word="Me">Me</span> <span word="wants">wants</span> <span word="job">job</span>." <span word="These">These</span> <span word="day">day</span> <span word="three">three</span> <span word="words">words</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="English">English</span> <span word="aren">aren</span>'<span word="t">t</span> <span word="enough">enough</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="secure">secure</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="job">job</span> <span word="in">in</span> <span word="any">any</span> <span word="part">part</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="America">America</span> <span word="outside">outside</span> <span word="Miami">Miami</span>. <span word="Job">Job</span> <span word="seekers">seekers</span> <span word="must">must</span> <span word="learn">learn</span> <span word="at">at</span> <span word="least">least</span> <span word="six">six</span> <span word="word">word</span> <span word="particularly">particularly</span> <span word="these">these</span> <span word="six">six</span>: "<span word="Would">Would</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="like">like</span> <span word="fries">fries</span> <span word="with">with</span> <span word="that">that</span>?" <span word="They">They</span> <span word="may">may</span> <span word="seem">seem</span> <span word="like">like</span> <span word="easy">easy</span> <span word="word">word</span> <span word="but">but</span> <span word="some">some</span> <span word="immigrants">immigrants</span> <span word="really">really</span> <span word="struggle">struggle</span> <span word="with">with</span> <span word="them">them</span>. <span word="A">A</span> <span word="few">few</span> <span word="have">have</span> <span word="been">been</span> <span word="fired">fired</span> <span word="from">from</span> <span word="fast">fast</span>-<span word="food">food</span> <span word="restaurants">restaurants</span> <span word="for">for</span> <span word="repeatedly">repeatedly</span> <span word="asking">asking</span> <span word="customer">customer</span> "<span word="Would">Would</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="like">like</span> <span word="flies">flies</span> <span word="with">with</span> <span word="that">that</span>?" <span word="The">The</span> <span word="restaurant">restaurant</span> <span word="as">as</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="can">can</span> <span word="imagine">imagine</span>, <span word="received">received</span> <span word="many">many</span> <span word="customer">customer</span> <span word="complaint">complaint</span> <span word="such">such</span> <span word="as">as</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="one">one</span> <span word="from">from</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="West">West</span> <span word="Virginia">Virginia</span> <span word="man">man</span> <span word="who">who</span> <span word="threw">threw</span> <span word="his">his</span> <span word="meal">meal</span> <span word="at">at</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="manager">manager</span>, <span word="shouting">shouting</span>: "<span word="I">I</span> <span word="thought">thought</span> <span word="I">I</span> <span word="was">was</span> <span word="getting">getting</span> <span word="flies">flies</span> <span word="with">with</span> <span word="my">my</span> <span word="burger">burger</span>, <span word="not">not</span> <span word="fries">fries</span>." 提示一：学讲英语。经济繁荣的时候，一些人仅仅凭着这三个英语单词：“<span word="Me">Me</span> <span word="want">want</span> <span word="job">job</span>（我要工作）”就可以在美国找到体面的工作。而其他那些意识到语法重要性的人，则会稍稍努力一下，说出：“<span word="Me">Me</span> <span word="wants">wants</span> <span word="job">job</span>（我想要工作）”。但这些年头里，在美国的任何一个地方，迈阿密除外，这三个英语单词已经不足以用来保住工作了。求职者一定要学会至少六个英语单词，特别是这六个：“<span word="Would">Would</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="like">like</span> <span word="fries">fries</span> <span word="with">with</span> <span word="that">that</span>？（你喜欢配炸薯条吗？）”这些词看起来可能很简单，但有些移民真的拿这几个单词没辙。有些在快餐店工作的人就因为反复询问顾客“你喜欢配‘苍蝇’吗”而被解雇了。你可以想象一下，那些餐馆收到了多少顾客的投诉，甚至于有个来自西维吉尼亚州的男人将他的餐食直接扔向经理，吆喝道：“不是说这汉堡的配菜是苍蝇吗，咋又配薯条了。”<span word="Tip">Tip</span> 2: <span word="Go">Go</span> <span word="easy">easy</span> <span word="on">on</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="tattoos">tattoos</span> <span word="and">and</span> <span word="body">body</span> <span word="piercing">piercing</span>. <span word="Two">Two</span> <span word="or">or</span> <span word="three">three</span> <span word="are">are</span> <span word="OK">OK</span>, <span word="but">but</span> <span word="when">when</span> <span word="your">your</span> <span word="entire">entire</span> <span word="body">body</span> <span word="is">is</span> <span word="green">green</span>, <span word="the">the</span> <span word="only">only</span> <span word="people">people</span> <span word="you">you</span>'<span word="re">re</span> <span word="likely">likely</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="impress">impress</span> <span word="are">are</span> <span word="environmentalists">environmentalists</span>. <span word="Well">Well</span>, <span word="perhaps">perhaps</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="few">few</span> <span word="others">others</span> <span word="too">too</span>, <span word="but">but</span> <span word="they">they</span> <span word="probably">probably</span> <span word="won">won</span>'<span word="t">t</span> <span word="offer">offer</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="job">job</span>, <span word="unless">unless</span> <span word="one">one</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="them">them</span> <span word="is">is</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="farmer">farmer</span> <span word="and">and</span>, <span word="with">with</span> <span word="planting">planting</span> <span word="season">season</span> <span word="coming">coming</span> <span word="around">around</span>, <span word="needs">needs</span> <span word="another">another</span> <span word="scarecrow">scarecrow</span>. (<span word="Ye">Ye</span> <span word="I">I</span> <span word="know">know</span>: <span word="some">some</span> <span word="tattoos">tattoos</span> <span word="are">are</span> <span word="works">works</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="art">art</span>. <span word="In">In</span> <span word="fact">fact</span>, <span word="Leonardo">Leonardo</span> <span word="Da">Da</span> <span word="Vinci">Vinci</span> <span word="first">first</span> <span word="tattooed">tattooed</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="Mona">Mona</span> <span word="Lisa">Lisa</span> <span word="on">on</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="friend">friend</span>'<span word="s">s</span> <span word="backside">backside</span>. <span word="Unfortunately">Unfortunately</span> <span word="nipple">nipple</span> <span word="rings">rings</span> <span word="weren">weren</span>'<span word="t">t</span> <span word="common">common</span> <span word="in">in</span> <span word="those">those</span> <span word="day">day</span> <span word="so">so</span> <span word="he">he</span> <span word="couldn">couldn</span>'<span word="t">t</span> <span word="hang">hang</span> <span word="his">his</span> <span word="friend">friend</span> <span word="in">in</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="gallery">gallery</span>.) 提示二：少弄点纹身，少穿几个环。两三个是可以接受的，但是如果你浑身上下都纹得青青绿绿的，能取悦的也就只有那些环保人士了。嗯，可能还有那么一些人会对你印象深刻的，但他们很可能不会给你一份工作，除非他们之中有人是个农场主，正值农忙季节，需要多一个稻草人。（是的，我知道：有一些纹身是艺术品。事实上，列奥纳多•达•芬奇最开始是把《蒙娜•丽莎》纹在一个朋友的后背上的。很不幸的是乳环在那时候还不普遍，所以他没法把朋友挂在画廊里。） <span word="Tip">Tip</span> 3: <span word="Put">Put</span> <span word="your">your</span> <span word="best">best</span> <span word="foot">foot</span> <span word="forward">forward</span> <span word="at">at</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="job">job</span> <span word="interview">interview</span>. <span word="This">This</span> <span word="can">can</span> <span word="be">be</span> <span word="hard">hard</span>, <span word="especially">especially</span> <span word="if">if</span> <span word="your">your</span> <span word="feet">feet</span> <span word="look">look</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="same">same</span>. <span word="Your">Your</span> <span word="friends">friends</span> <span word="can">can</span> <span word="probably">probably</span> <span word="help">help</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="figure">figure</span> <span word="out">out</span> <span word="which">which</span> <span word="foot">foot</span> <span word="is">is</span> <span word="better">better</span>, <span word="but">but</span> <span word="if">if</span> <span word="you">you</span>'<span word="re">re</span> <span word="still">still</span> <span word="unsure">unsure</span>, <span word="consult">consult</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="podiatrist">podiatrist</span>. 提示三：面试的时候“把你最好的一只脚放在前面（全力以赴）”。这样做可能很困难，特别是当你的两只脚看起来都一样的话。你的朋友也许可以帮你找出哪只脚更好，但如果你还是无法确定的话，那么就找个足病医生咨询一下吧。<span word="Tip">Tip</span> 4: <span word="Dress">Dress</span> <span word="for">for</span> <span word="success">success</span>. <span word="Too">Too</span> <span word="many">many</span> <span word="people">people</span>, <span word="unfortunately">unfortunately</span>, <span word="dress">dress</span> <span word="for">for</span> <span word="failure">failure</span>. <span word="Don">Don</span>'<span word="t">t</span> <span word="expect">expect</span> <span word="Chase">Chase</span> <span word="Bank">Bank</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="hire">hire</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="if">if</span> <span word="you">you</span>'<span word="re">re</span> <span word="wearing">wearing</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="T">T</span>-<span word="shirt">shirt</span> <span word="that">that</span> <span word="says">says</span> "<span word="Go">Go</span> <span word="bonkers">bonkers</span>!" <span word="The">The</span> <span word="least">least</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="can">can</span> <span word="do">do</span> <span word="is">is</span> <span word="change">change</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="second">second</span> "<span word="o">o</span>" <span word="to">to</span> <span word="an">an</span> "<span word="a">a</span>". 提示四：穿着得体。很不幸的是，太多人的穿着都很糟糕。如果你穿着一件写有“<span word="Go">Go</span> <span word="bonkers">bonkers</span>!（疯了！）”字样的<span word="T">T</span>恤，那可别奢望美国大通银行会聘用你。你至少可以把第二个字母“<span word="o">o</span>”改成“<span word="a">a</span>”吧。（编者注：此指将“<span word="bonkers">bonkers</span>”改成“<span word="bankers">bankers</span>”，则标语意思就变成“勇往直前吧，银行家！”）<span word="Tip">Tip</span> 5: <span word="Groom">Groom</span> <span word="yourself">yourself</span> <span word="well">well</span>. <span word="If">If</span> <span word="you">you</span>'<span word="re">re</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="man">man</span>, <span word="it">it</span>'<span word="s">s</span> <span word="probably">probably</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="good">good</span> <span word="idea">idea</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="trim">trim</span> <span word="your">your</span> <span word="nail">nail</span> <span word="mustache">mustache</span> <span word="and">and</span> <span word="any">any</span> <span word="unruly">unruly</span> <span word="locks">locks</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="nose">nose</span> <span word="hair">hair</span>. <span word="If">If</span> <span word="you">you</span>'<span word="re">re</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="woman">woman</span>, <span word="resist">resist</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="temptation">temptation</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="dye">dye</span> <span word="your">your</span> <span word="hair">hair</span> <span word="orange">orange</span>—<span word="unless">unless</span> <span word="you">you</span>'<span word="re">re</span> <span word="applying">applying</span> <span word="for">for</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="job">job</span> <span word="as">as</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="traffic">traffic</span> <span word="cone">cone</span>. 提示五：好好整理仪容。如果你是一位男士，那么修剪一下你的指甲、胡子以及那些不羁乱长的鼻毛。如果你是一位女士，那么请抵制住将头发染成橙色的诱惑——除非你想申请做交通路锥。 <span word="Tip">Tip</span> 6: <span word="Try">Try</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="smell">smell</span> <span word="good">good</span>. <span word="The">The</span> <span word="most">most</span> <span word="important">important</span> <span word="thing">thing</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="can">can</span> <span word="do">do</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="smell">smell</span> <span word="good">good</span> <span word="is">is</span> <span word="take">take</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="bath">bath</span>, <span word="even">even</span> <span word="if">if</span> <span word="you">you</span>'<span word="ve">ve</span> <span word="already">already</span> <span word="taken">taken</span> <span word="one">one</span> <span word="this">this</span> <span word="year">year</span>. <span word="You">You</span> <span word="can">can</span> <span word="practice">practice</span> <span word="water">water</span> <span word="conservation">conservation</span> <span word="AFTER">AFTER</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="interview">interview</span>. <span word="A">A</span> <span word="little">little</span> <span word="perfume">perfume</span> <span word="or">or</span> <span word="cologne">cologne</span> <span word="would">would</span> <span word="also">also</span> <span word="help">help</span>, <span word="but">but</span> <span word="don">don</span>'<span word="t">t</span> <span word="empty">empty</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="bottle">bottle</span>, <span word="unless">unless</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="want">want</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="spend">spend</span> <span word="your">your</span> <span word="day">day</span> <span word="reviving">reviving</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="interviewer">interviewer</span>. 提示六：尽可能地让自己气味宜人。要达到这个目的，最重要的是去洗个澡，即使你今年已经洗过澡了。你可以在面试之后再节约用水。喷一点香水或者古龙水是有帮助的，但是千万别把一整瓶都喷光了，除非你想花一整天的时间去使那个被你熏晕的面试官苏醒。 <span word="Tip">Tip</span> 7: <span word="Do">Do</span> <span word="some">some</span> <span word="research">research</span>. <span word="Employers">Employers</span> <span word="are">are</span> <span word="impressed">impressed</span> <span word="when">when</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="know">know</span> <span word="something">something</span> <span word="about">about</span> <span word="them">them</span>. <span word="You">You</span> <span word="might">might</span> <span word="want">want</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="find">find</span> <span word="out">out</span>, <span word="for">for</span> <span word="example">example</span>, <span word="what">what</span> <span word="they">they</span> <span word="do">do</span>. <span word="Don">Don</span>'<span word="t">t</span> <span word="ask">ask</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="manager">manager</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="Cracker">Cracker</span> <span word="Barrel">Barrel</span> <span word="how">how</span> <span word="heavy">heavy</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="barrels">barrels</span> <span word="are">are</span>. <span word="And">And</span> <span word="don">don</span>'<span word="t">t</span> <span word="ask">ask</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="recruiter">recruiter</span> <span word="at">at</span> <span word="Samsung">Samsung</span> <span word="what">what</span> <span word="exactly">exactly</span> <span word="it">it</span> <span word="was">was</span> <span word="that">that</span> <span word="Sam">Sam</span> <span word="sung">sung</span>. 提示七：事先了解一下背景资料。对雇主有所了解，能留下不错的印象。你可能需要去了解，譬如说，他们是做什么的。不要问<span word="Cracker">Cracker</span> <span word="Barrel">Barrel</span>（“饼干桶”）乡村餐厅连锁集团的经理有关“饼干桶有多重”的问题。也不要问韩国三星集团的招聘官到底“山姆在唱什么歌”。（编者注：此指将三星集团的英文名称“<span word="Samsung">Samsung</span>”拆开变成了“<span word="Sam">Sam</span> <span word="sung">sung</span>（山姆唱歌）”）<span word="Tip">Tip</span> 8: <span word="Don">Don</span>'<span word="t">t</span> <span word="do">do</span> <span word="drugs">drugs</span>. <span word="Most">Most</span> <span word="employers">employers</span> <span word="test">test</span> <span word="for">for</span> <span word="drugs">drugs</span> <span word="and">and</span> <span word="if">if</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="fail">fail</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="test">test</span>, <span word="you">you</span> <span word="won">won</span>'<span word="t">t</span> <span word="get">get</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="second">second</span> <span word="chance">chance</span>, <span word="unless">unless</span> <span word="you">you</span>'<span word="re">re</span> <span word="in">in</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="National">National</span> <span word="Football">Football</span> <span word="League">League</span>. <span word="If">If</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="like">like</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="get">get</span> <span word="high">high</span> <span word="several">several</span> <span word="times">times</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="week">week</span>, <span word="apply">apply</span> <span word="for">for</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="job">job</span> <span word="as">as</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="flight">flight</span> <span word="attendant">attendant</span>. <span word="It">It</span>'<span word="s">s</span> <span word="safer">safer</span> <span word="and">and</span> <span word="it">it</span> <span word="won">won</span>'<span word="t">t</span> <span word="deplete">deplete</span> <span word="your">your</span> <span word="bank">bank</span> <span word="account">account</span>. <span word="Just">Just</span> <span word="be">be</span> <span word="careful">careful</span> <span word="how">how</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="greet">greet</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="passengers">passengers</span>: "<span word="Good">Good</span> <span word="morning">morning</span>! <span word="Hope">Hope</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="have">have</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="good">good</span> <span word="fright">fright</span>!"提示八：不要沾染毒品。大部分雇主都会做毒品测试，如果你过不了这个测试，那么你就没有第二次机会了，除非你是美国国家橄榄球联盟里的人。如果你想一个星期享受几次“飘飘然”的感觉，那就去应聘空中乘务员的工作吧。这份工作更安全，又不会耗尽你的银行存款。只是在问候乘客的时候要注意点：“早上好！希望你们有一次愉快的‘灰行’旅程！”（编者注：此指因发音不准而将“<span word="flight">flight</span>（飞行）”误说为“<span word="fright">fright</span>（惊吓）”。）</p>
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