巨型光棍节:最牛的单身十大理由
<p>“2011.11.11”巨型光棍节，你是否还孑然一身？恭喜，你已经晋升为“神棍”了！有一种单身叫做宁缺勿滥，有一种单身只为等待某人。你单身的理由是什么？</p><p>1. <span word="Everything">Everything</span> <span word="in">in</span> <span word="your">your</span> <span word="house">house</span> <span word="is">is</span> <span word="yours">yours</span>.</p><p>屋子里的东西都是你的。(新婚姻法神马的都是浮云)</p><p>2. <span word="You">You</span> <span word="don">don</span>'<span word="t">t</span> <span word="have">have</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="hide">hide</span> <span word="gifts">gifts</span>, <span word="receipts">receipts</span>, <span word="and">and</span> <span word="other">other</span> <span word="purchase">purchase</span> <span word="records">records</span> <span word="in">in</span> <span word="ridiculous">ridiculous</span> <span word="places">places</span>.</p><p>礼物、收据以及其他各种消费单再也不用东躲西藏了。</p><p>3. <span word="Valentines">Valentines</span> <span word="day">day</span> <span word="costs">costs</span> <span word="less">less</span>.</p><p>情人节消费骤减。</p><p>4. <span word="You">You</span> <span word="don">don</span>'<span word="t">t</span> <span word="have">have</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="worry">worry</span> <span word="as">as</span> <span word="much">much</span> <span word="about">about</span> <span word="the">the</span> "<span word="oops">oops</span>, <span word="I">I</span>'<span word="m">m</span> <span word="pregnant">pregnant</span>" <span word="factor">factor</span>.</p><p>你不用再那么担心“天啊，我怀孕了”的事情。</p><p>5. <span word="You">You</span> <span word="can">can</span> <span word="date">date</span> <span word="more">more</span> <span word="freely">freely</span>.</p><p>约会更自由。</p><p>6. <span word="You">You</span> <span word="don">don</span>'<span word="t">t</span> <span word="ever">ever</span> <span word="have">have</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="wonder">wonder</span> <span word="if">if</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="really">really</span> <span word="love">love</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="person">person</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="live">live</span> <span word="with">with</span>.</p><p>你不用再去纠结是否真心爱身边这个人。</p><p>7. <span word="Suddenly">Suddenly</span>, <span word="it">it</span>'<span word="s">s</span> <span word="okay">okay</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="look">look</span> (<span word="and">and</span> <span word="flirt">flirt</span>).</p><p>路边<span word="MM">MM</span>随意看随意调侃。</p><p>8. <span word="It">It</span>'<span word="s">s</span> <span word="easier">easier</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="focus">focus</span> <span word="on">on</span> <span word="your">your</span> <span word="career">career</span> <span word="and">and</span> <span word="your">your</span> <span word="dreams">dreams</span>.</p><p>有更多精力花在你的事业和梦想上。</p><p>9. <span word="No">No</span> <span word="endless">endless</span> <span word="nagging">nagging</span>.</p><p>唠叨少了，耳根清净了。</p><p>10. <span word="The">The</span> <span word="only">only</span> <span word="person">person</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="have">have</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="dress">dress</span> <span word="up">up</span> <span word="for">for</span> <span word="is">is</span> <span word="your">your</span> <span word="boss">boss</span>.</p><p>以后只需要为老板而打扮了。</p>
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