史上十大绝妙反驳：不动声色堵死你
<p><span word="Wit">Wit</span> <span word="is">is</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="quality">quality</span> <span word="that">that</span> <span word="is">is</span> <span word="easily">easily</span> <span word="desired">desired</span>, <span word="but">but</span> <span word="no">no</span> <span word="so">so</span> <span word="easily">easily</span> <span word="obtained">obtained</span>. <span word="Those">Those</span> <span word="who">who</span> <span word="do">do</span> <span word="have">have</span> <span word="it">it</span> <span word="have">have</span> <span word="gained">gained</span> <span word="heavy">heavy</span> <span word="acclaim">acclaim</span>. <span word="Since">Since</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="beginning">beginning</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="time">time</span>, <span word="mankind">mankind</span> <span word="has">has</span> <span word="argued">argued</span> <span word="and">and</span> <span word="debated">debated</span> <span word="against">against</span> <span word="one">one</span> <span word="another">another</span>, <span word="and">and</span> <span word="while">while</span> <span word="some">some</span> <span word="conflicts">conflicts</span> <span word="are">are</span> <span word="won">won</span> <span word="in">in</span> <span word="wars">wars</span>, <span word="many">many</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="them">them</span> <span word="are">are</span> <span word="won">won</span> <span word="in">in</span> <span word="words">words</span>. <span word="Here">Here</span> <span word="are">are</span> <span word="ten">ten</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="history">history</span>’<span word="s">s</span> <span word="best">best</span> <span word="comebacks">comebacks</span>, <span word="retorts">retorts</span>, <span word="repartee">repartee</span>, <span word="insults">insults</span>, <span word="or">or</span> <span word="whatever">whatever</span> <span word="else">else</span> <span word="you">you</span>’<span word="d">d</span> <span word="like">like</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="call">call</span> <span word="them">them</span>. <span word="From">From</span> <span word="quotes">quotes</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="Winston">Winston</span> <span word="Churchill">Churchill</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="Oscar">Oscar</span> <span word="Wilde">Wilde</span>, <span word="these">these</span> <span word="are">are</span> <span word="surely">surely</span> <span word="people">people</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="tell">tell</span> <span word="tales">tales</span> <span word="about">about</span>.</p><p>机智是人人都很想要的品质，可是却没那么容易得到。机智的人总是会获得无尽赞美。自古以来，人类中就有争吵和辩论的存在。有些矛盾是通过战争解决，有些却是在言语交锋中战胜别人。下面是史上十大最佳的反驳，你说这些是机敏的回答也好，不动声色的侮辱也好，都可以。从丘吉尔到王尔德，他们妙语连珠，绝对是机智界的传奇：</p><p>10. <span word="An">An</span> <span word="English">English</span> <span word="Comeback">Comeback</span> 英式反驳</p><p><span word="Nancy">Nancy</span> <span word="Astor">Astor</span> <span word="was">was</span> <span word="an">an</span> <span word="American">American</span> <span word="socialite">socialite</span> <span word="who">who</span> <span word="married">married</span> <span word="into">into</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="wealthy">wealthy</span> <span word="English">English</span> <span word="family">family</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="Astor">Astor</span>. <span word="She">She</span> <span word="actually">actually</span> <span word="was">was</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="first">first</span> <span word="woman">woman</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="be">be</span> <span word="elected">elected</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="Parliament">Parliament</span>, <span word="which">which</span> <span word="makes">makes</span> <span word="her">her</span> <span word="humiliation">humiliation</span> <span word="all">all</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="sweeter">sweeter</span>. <span word="She">She</span> <span word="was">was</span> <span word="invited">invited</span> <span word="to">to</span> 1912 <span word="a">a</span> <span word="dinner">dinner</span> <span word="party">party</span> <span word="located">located</span> <span word="in">in</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="Churchill">Churchill</span> <span word="estate">estate</span>, <span word="but">but</span>, <span word="unfortunately">unfortunately</span> <span word="for">for</span> <span word="her">her</span>, <span word="she">she</span> <span word="became">became</span> <span word="extremely">extremely</span> <span word="annoyed">annoyed</span> <span word="at">at</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="drunk">drunk</span> <span word="and">and</span> <span word="politically">politically</span> <span word="incorrect">incorrect</span> <span word="Winston">Winston</span> <span word="Churchill">Churchill</span>. <span word="Finally">Finally</span>, <span word="she">she</span> <span word="exclaimed">exclaimed</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="following">following</span>: “<span word="Winston">Winston</span>, <span word="if">if</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="were">were</span> <span word="my">my</span> <span word="husband">husband</span>, <span word="I">I</span>’<span word="d">d</span> <span word="put">put</span> <span word="poison">poison</span> <span word="in">in</span> <span word="your">your</span> <span word="coffee">coffee</span>.” <span word="Unaffected">Unaffected</span> <span word="by">by</span> <span word="her">her</span> <span word="sudden">sudden</span> <span word="outburst">outburst</span>, <span word="Churchill">Churchill</span> <span word="moderately">moderately</span> <span word="and">and</span> <span word="quickly">quickly</span> <span word="replied">replied</span> <span word="with">with</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="great">great</span> <span word="comeback">comeback</span>:</p>
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