“愤怒的小鸟”战斗力排行榜：有图有评价！
<p>愤怒的小鸟中你最喜欢哪只鸟？来，我们来看下这六只鸟儿的战斗力排行榜吧：</p><p>战斗力从低到高依次为：</p><p>小绿鸟儿：</p><p><span word="If">If</span> <span word="this">this</span> <span word="was">was</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="bird">bird</span> <span word="in">in</span> <span word="real">real</span> <span word="life">life</span>, <span word="I">I</span>'<span word="d">d</span> <span word="stir">stir</span>-<span word="fry">fry</span> <span word="it">it</span> <span word="all">all</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="way">way</span> <span word="back">back</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="endangered">endangered</span> <span word="list">list</span>. 这鸟儿要是真的，我就炸了她吃，直到这货成为频危物种。</p><p><span word="On">On</span> <span word="par">par</span> <span word="with">with</span> <span word="throwing">throwing</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="frisbee">frisbee</span> <span word="into">into</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="category">category</span> 5 <span word="tornado">tornado</span> <span word="and">and</span> <span word="hoping">hoping</span> <span word="your">your</span> <span word="dog">dog</span> <span word="will">will</span> <span word="catch">catch</span> <span word="it">it</span>. 这只鸟儿的战斗力啊……就相当于将一个飞盘扔到五级龙卷风里，然后指望你的狗把飞盘捡回来。</p><p><span word="This">This</span> <span word="bird">bird</span> <span word="is">is</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="piece">piece</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="shit">shit</span>. 这鸟儿整个就一傻[哔——]</p><p>小白鸟儿：</p><p><span word="Exciting">Exciting</span> <span word="at">at</span> <span word="first">first</span> <span word="until">until</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="realize">realize</span> <span word="that">that</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="bombs">bombs</span> <span word="he">he</span> <span word="drops">drops</span> <span word="do">do</span> <span word="less">less</span> <span word="damage">damage</span> <span word="than">than</span> <span word="piss">piss</span>-<span word="filled">filled</span> <span word="water">water</span> <span word="balloons">balloons</span>. 一开始觉得它挺牛<span word="X">X</span>，不过后来发现他的战斗力还不如一个装满尿的水球。</p><p>小红鸟儿：</p><p><span word="Fun">Fun</span> <span word="bird">bird</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="use">use</span> <span word="if">if</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="enjoy">enjoy</span> <span word="throwing">throwing</span> <span word="ping">ping</span> <span word="pong">pong</span> <span word="balls">balls</span> <span word="at">at</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="navy">navy</span> <span word="destroyer">destroyer</span>. 如果你喜欢往驱逐舰上扔乒乓球，你就玩小红鸟儿吧。</p><p><span word="Although">Although</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="giant">giant</span> <span word="version">version</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="this">this</span> <span word="bird">bird</span> <span word="is">is</span> <span word="excellent">excellent</span>, <span word="he">he</span> <span word="is">is</span> <span word="like">like</span> <span word="an">an</span> <span word="obese">obese</span> <span word="wrecking">wrecking</span> <span word="ball">ball</span>. 虽然它的超大版本看上去不错，但怎么看怎么像一个过度肥胖的落锤式破碎机。</p><p>小蓝鸟儿：</p><p><span word="Crappy">Crappy</span> <span word="bird">bird</span> <span word="that">that</span> <span word="explodes">explodes</span> <span word="into">into</span> <span word="three">three</span> <span word="smaller">smaller</span> <span word="crappier">crappier</span> <span word="birds">birds</span>. 挺纠结的小鸟，一爆炸还爆炸成三只更小更纠结的小鸟。</p>
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