德国笑话不可笑 被选为最不幽默国家
<p><span word="As">As</span> <span word="Mark">Mark</span> <span word="Twain">Twain</span> <span word="observed">observed</span>, <span word="a">a</span> <span word="German">German</span> <span word="joke">joke</span> <span word="is">is</span> <span word="no">no</span> <span word="laughing">laughing</span> <span word="matter">matter</span>。</p><p><span word="Sadly">Sadly</span> <span word="for">for</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="nation">nation</span> <span word="that">that</span> <span word="brought">brought</span> <span word="us">us</span> <span word="everything">everything</span> <span word="from">from</span> <span word="Beethoven">Beethoven</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="lederhosen">lederhosen</span>, <span word="it">it</span> <span word="seems">seems</span> <span word="that">that</span> <span word="everyone">everyone</span> <span word="agrees">agrees</span>。</p><p><span word="Germany">Germany</span> <span word="has">has</span> <span word="been">been</span> <span word="voted">voted</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="least">least</span> <span word="funny">funny</span> <span word="country">country</span> <span word="in">in</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="world">world</span> <span word="in">in</span> <span word="an">an</span> <span word="international">international</span> <span word="poll">poll</span>。</p><p><span word="Examples">Examples</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="German">German</span> <span word="jokes">jokes</span> <span word="include">include</span>: "<span word="Yesterday">Yesterday</span>, <span word="I">I</span> <span word="met">met</span> <span word="my">my</span> <span word="friend">friend</span> <span word="Horst">Horst</span> <span word="at">at</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="hospital">hospital</span>. <span word="He">He</span>'<span word="d">d</span> <span word="swallowed">swallowed</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="sponge">sponge</span>. <span word="He">He</span> <span word="says">says</span> <span word="it">it</span> <span word="doesn">doesn</span>'<span word="t">t</span> <span word="hurt">hurt</span> <span word="but">but</span> <span word="he">he</span>'<span word="s">s</span> <span word="always">always</span> <span word="thirsty">thirsty</span>"。</p><p><span word="The">The</span> <span word="survey">survey</span> <span word="of">of</span> 30,000 <span word="people">people</span> <span word="was">was</span> <span word="conducted">conducted</span> <span word="in">in</span> 15 <span word="countries">countries</span>. <span word="The">The</span> <span word="top">top</span> <span word="ten">ten</span> <span word="least">least</span> <span word="witty">witty</span> <span word="countries">countries</span> <span word="were">were</span>:</p><p>1 <span word="Germany">Germany</span></p><p>2 <span word="Russia">Russia</span></p><p>3 <span word="Turkey">Turkey</span></p><p>4 <span word="Britain">Britain</span></p><p>5 <span word="America">America</span></p><p>6 <span word="France">France</span></p><p>7 <span word="Poland">Poland</span></p><p>8 <span word="Belgium">Belgium</span></p><p>9 <span word="Holland">Holland</span></p><p>10 <span word="Canada">Canada</span></p><p>正如马克•吐温所发现的，一个德国笑话根本就不是什么笑话。</p><p>从贝多芬到皮短裤，尽管德国给我们带来了诸多美好，但大家还是一致认可上述事实。</p><p>在最近一个国际调查中，德国被选为世界上最没有幽默细胞的国家。</p><p>德国笑话种种，举其中一例：“昨天，我在医院碰到了朋友<span word="Horst">Horst</span>。他吞了块海绵。他说一点都不疼，但就是很渴。”</p><p>15个国家约3万人参与了该调查。以下是最不幽默国家的前十名：</p><p>1 德国</p><p>2 俄罗斯</p><p>3 土耳其</p><p>4 英国</p>
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