讲讲你见过最差劲的老师
<p><span word="Who">Who</span> <span word="is">is</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="meanest">meanest</span> <span word="teacher">teacher</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="have">have</span> <span word="ever">ever</span> <span word="had">had</span>?</p><p>你见过最差劲的老师是谁？</p><p>获得48.9<span word="k">k</span>好评的回答@<span word="Stephen">Stephen</span> <span word="Doherty">Doherty</span>：</p><p><span word="My">My</span> <span word="Freshman">Freshman</span> <span word="Football">Football</span> <span word="Coach">Coach</span> <span word="in">in</span> <span word="high">high</span> <span word="school">school</span>. <span word="He">He</span> <span word="was">was</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="grade">grade</span>-<span word="A">A</span> <span word="asshole">asshole</span>.</p><p>我上高一时的橄榄球教练，他是头号大混蛋。</p><p><span word="We">We</span> <span word="were">were</span> <span word="doing">doing</span> <span word="drills">drills</span> <span word="practicing">practicing</span> <span word="catching">catching</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="football">football</span>. <span word="He">He</span> <span word="threw">threw</span> <span word="me">me</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="pass">pass</span> <span word="and">and</span> <span word="I">I</span> <span word="dropped">dropped</span> <span word="it">it</span>. <span word="He">He</span> <span word="started">started</span> <span word="yelling">yelling</span> <span word="at">at</span> <span word="me">me</span>. <span word="I">I</span> <span word="went">went</span> <span word="back">back</span> <span word="in">in</span> <span word="line">line</span> <span word="embarrassed">embarrassed</span>. <span word="My">My</span> <span word="friend">friend</span> <span word="was">was</span> <span word="up">up</span> <span word="next">next</span>. <span word="Coach">Coach</span> <span word="throws">throws</span> <span word="him">him</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="football">football</span>. <span word="He">He</span> <span word="drops">drops</span> <span word="it">it</span>, <span word="too">too</span>. <span word="Coach">Coach</span> <span word="says">says</span> <span word="nothing">nothing</span>. <span word="Annoyed">Annoyed</span>, <span word="I">I</span> <span word="mumbled">mumbled</span> <span word="under">under</span> <span word="my">my</span> <span word="breath">breath</span>, “<span word="Why">Why</span> <span word="didn">didn</span>’<span word="t">t</span> <span word="he">he</span> <span word="get">get</span> <span word="yelled">yelled</span> <span word="at">at</span>?” <span word="Coach">Coach</span>: “<span word="What">What</span> <span word="was">was</span> <span word="that">that</span> <span word="Doherty">Doherty</span>?!” (<span word="I">I</span> <span word="forgot">forgot</span> <span word="I">I</span> <span word="whispered">whispered</span> <span word="like">like</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="freight">freight</span> <span word="train">train</span>) <span word="Me">Me</span>: “<span word="Uhh">Uhh</span>…” <span word="Coach">Coach</span>: “<span word="Take">Take</span> <span word="off">off</span>, <span word="Doherty">Doherty</span>! <span word="TAKE">TAKE</span> <span word="OFF">OFF</span>!!!” <span word="He">He</span> <span word="didn">didn</span>’<span word="t">t</span> <span word="say">say</span> <span word="where">where</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="take">take</span> <span word="off">off</span> <span word="to">to</span>, <span word="and">and</span> <span word="I">I</span> <span word="wasn">wasn</span>’<span word="t">t</span> <span word="going">going</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="ask">ask</span>. <span word="So">So</span>, <span word="like">like</span> <span word="Forest">Forest</span> <span word="Gump">Gump</span>, <span word="I">I</span> <span word="just">just</span> <span word="started">started</span> <span word="running">running</span> <span word="until">until</span> <span word="practice">practice</span> <span word="was">was</span> <span word="over">over</span>.</p><p>我们正在训练接球，他把球扔给我，我没接住。他开始朝我大喊，我尴尬地回到排里。接着我朋友上场，教练把球扔给他，他也没接住，教练什么都没说。我生气地小声咕哝：“为什么不朝他喊？”教练说：“<span word="Doherty">Doherty</span>，你在说什么？”（我忘了自己说话的声音像运货的火车一样大），我说：“嗯…”教练说：“滚，<span word="Doherty">Doherty</span>！滚！！！”他没说让我往哪儿滚，我也没打算问，就开始像阿甘一样跑，一直跑到训练结束。</p><p><span word="After">After</span> <span word="practice">practice</span> <span word="he">he</span> <span word="came">came</span> <span word="and">and</span> <span word="talked">talked</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="me">me</span>. <span word="Stephen">Stephen</span> - <span word="the">the</span> <span word="reason">reason</span> <span word="I">I</span> <span word="yelled">yelled</span> <span word="at">at</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="and">and</span> <span word="not">not</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="other">other</span> <span word="guy">guy</span> <span word="is">is</span> <span word="because">because</span> <span word="I">I</span> <span word="expect">expect</span> <span word="more">more</span> <span word="out">out</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="you">you</span>. <span word="If">If</span> <span word="I">I</span> <span word="am">am</span> <span word="yelling">yelling</span> <span word="at">at</span> <span word="you">you</span>, <span word="then">then</span> <span word="it">it</span>’<span word="s">s</span> <span word="because">because</span> <span word="I">I</span> <span word="expect">expect</span> <span word="more">more</span> <span word="out">out</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="and">and</span> <span word="know">know</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="can">can</span> <span word="get">get</span> <span word="better">better</span>.” <span word="It">It</span>’<span word="s">s</span> <span word="when">when</span> <span word="we">we</span> <span word="stop">stop</span> <span word="yelling">yelling</span> <span word="at">at</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="when">when</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="mess">mess</span> <span word="up">up</span> <span word="that">that</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="should">should</span> <span word="begin">begin</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="worry">worry</span>. <span word="Because">Because</span> <span word="if">if</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="day">day</span> <span word="comes">comes</span> <span word="we">we</span> <span word="stop">stop</span> <span word="yelling">yelling</span> <span word="when">when</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="mess">mess</span> <span word="up">up</span>, <span word="it">it</span> <span word="means">means</span> <span word="we">we</span>’<span word="ve">ve</span> <span word="given">given</span> <span word="up">up</span> <span word="on">on</span> <span word="you">you</span>.</p>
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