别人家孩子的简历！网友感叹好像一辈子都比不过他了……
<p>最近，#5岁小盆友的简历#上了热搜。博主“开八”在微博上发了一位5岁小朋友的简历，网友表示，看完就明白了什么叫“输在了起跑线上”。</p><p>正在准备明年毕业找工作的大朋友们，先来学习一下小朋友的自我介绍：</p><p><span word="Full">Full</span>-<span word="fledged">fledged</span> <span word="adults">adults</span> <span word="should">should</span> <span word="stop">stop</span> <span word="whining">whining</span> <span word="about">about</span> <span word="how">how</span> <span word="arduous">arduous</span> <span word="it">it</span> <span word="is">is</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="write">write</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="decent">decent</span> <span word="r">r</span>é<span word="sum">sum</span>é, <span word="because">because</span> <span word="this">this</span> <span word="five">five</span>-<span word="year">year</span>-<span word="old">old</span> <span word="kid">kid</span> <span word="in">in</span> <span word="China">China</span> <span word="has">has</span> <span word="just">just</span> <span word="mastered">mastered</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="art">art</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="self">self</span>-<span word="aggrandizing">aggrandizing</span>.</p><p>已经长大成人的各位，可别再抱怨写一份得体的简历有多费劲了，因为中国有个5岁的孩子都已经知道该怎么在简历中表现自己了。</p>
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