爸爸讲起冷笑话来，比西伯利亚寒潮更腻害
<p><span word="Despite">Despite</span> <span word="birthday">birthday</span> <span word="clowns">clowns</span> <span word="and">and</span> <span word="stand">stand</span>-<span word="up">up</span> <span word="comedians">comedians</span> <span word="dominating">dominating</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="scene">scene</span>, <span word="we">we</span> <span word="all">all</span> <span word="know">know</span> <span word="that">that</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="best">best</span> <span word="jokesters">jokesters</span> <span word="are">are</span> <span word="dads">dads</span> <span word="with">with</span> <span word="their">their</span> <span word="punny">punny</span> <span word="humor">humor</span> <span word="and">and</span> <span word="groan">groan</span>-<span word="inducing">inducing</span> <span word="quips">quips</span>. <span word="Although">Although</span> <span word="not">not</span> <span word="everyone">everyone</span> <span word="is">is</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="big">big</span> <span word="fan">fan</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="that">that</span> <span word="type">type</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="comedy">comedy</span> <span word="gold">gold</span>, <span word="there">there</span> <span word="is">is</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="certain">certain</span> <span word="amount">amount</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="appreciation">appreciation</span> <span word="any">any</span> <span word="person">person</span> <span word="can">can</span> <span word="have">have</span> <span word="for">for</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="well">well</span>-<span word="timed">timed</span> <span word="pun">pun</span>. <span word="Especially">Especially</span> <span word="if">if</span> <span word="it">it</span>'<span word="s">s</span> <span word="followed">followed</span> <span word="by">by</span> <span word="thunderous">thunderous</span> <span word="laughter">laughter</span> <span word="from">from</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="person">person</span> <span word="and">and</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="classic">classic</span> <span word="finger">finger</span>-<span word="guns">guns</span> <span word="pose">pose</span>. <span word="Scroll">Scroll</span> <span word="down">down</span> <span word="below">below</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="see">see</span> <span word="some">some</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="best">best</span> <span word="dad">dad</span> <span word="jokes">jokes</span> <span word="around">around</span> <span word="and">and</span> <span word="don">don</span>'<span word="t">t</span> <span word="forget">forget</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="comment">comment</span> <span word="and">and</span> <span word="vote">vote</span> <span word="for">for</span> <span word="your">your</span> <span word="favorites">favorites</span>.</p><p>众所周知，除了生日小丑和独角滑稽秀演员，最厉害的段子手就是各家的爸爸们。他们最擅长一词多用，妙语连珠。尽管他们这种喜剧风格并不是所有的人都钟爱，但对于一个不失时机的小笑话，任何人都会报以好感，哪怕是极少的一点好感。如果讲笑话的人讲完笑话又开始发出雷鸣般的傻笑，再加上一个经典的“枪”型手势，观众们更是控制不住要发笑了。往下翻，看看下面从全网搜集的最佳“爸爸笑话”。别忘了写番评论，给你最喜欢的投票。</p><p>1.<span word="Today">Today</span>, <span word="my">my</span> <span word="son">son</span> <span word="asked">asked</span> "<span word="Can">Can</span> <span word="I">I</span> <span word="have">have</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="book">book</span> <span word="mark">mark</span>?" <span word="and">and</span> <span word="I">I</span> <span word="burst">burst</span> <span word="into">into</span> <span word="tears">tears</span>. 11 <span word="years">years</span> <span word="old">old</span> <span word="and">and</span> <span word="he">he</span> <span word="still">still</span> <span word="doesn">doesn</span>'<span word="t">t</span> <span word="know">know</span> <span word="my">my</span> <span word="name">name</span> <span word="is">is</span> <span word="Brian">Brian</span>.</p><p>今天我的儿子问我“能给我张书签吗？”我顿时泪如泉涌。他已经11岁了，仍不知道我的名字叫<span word="Brian">Brian</span>.</p><p>网友评论：</p><p><span word="So">So</span> <span word="sorry">sorry</span> <span word="Brian">Brian</span>, <span word="one">one</span> <span word="day">day</span> <span word="he">he</span>'<span word="ll">ll</span> <span word="get">get</span> <span word="it">it</span>!</p>
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