520表白日：羞羞答答说爱你
<p>520表白日来袭，准备好向意中人告白了吗？直接说“我爱你”太害羞太肉麻？今天教你如何羞羞答答说爱你！</p><p>1. <span word="I">I</span> <span word="hate">hate</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="least">least</span>.</p><p>我最不讨厌你。</p><p>2. <span word="You">You</span>'<span word="re">re</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="one">one</span> <span word="I">I</span> <span word="text">text</span> <span word="when">when</span> <span word="I">I</span>'<span word="m">m</span> <span word="drunk">drunk</span>.</p><p>你是那个我喝醉的时候唯一想传短信的人。</p><p>3. <span word="If">If</span> <span word="you">you</span>'<span word="re">re</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="burger">burger</span>, <span word="I">I</span>'<span word="m">m</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="burger">burger</span>.</p><p>如果你是一个汉堡，那我也是汉堡。</p><p>4. <span word="I">I</span>'<span word="d">d</span> <span word="totally">totally</span> <span word="shave">shave</span> <span word="my">my</span> <span word="legs">legs</span> <span word="for">for</span> <span word="you">you</span>.</p><p>我愿意为你刮掉我的腿毛。</p><p>5. <span word="Being">Being</span> <span word="with">with</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="has">has</span> <span word="made">made</span> <span word="me">me</span> <span word="so">so</span> <span word="lame">lame</span>. <span word="I">I</span> <span word="think">think</span> <span word="I">I</span> <span word="like">like</span> <span word="it">it</span>.</p><p>跟你在一起让我变得很废。不过我很喜欢这样。</p><p>6. <span word="You">You</span> <span word="are">are</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="sun">sun</span>, <span word="the">the</span> <span word="moon">moon</span>, <span word="the">the</span> <span word="stars">stars</span>... <span word="and">and</span> <span word="all">all</span> <span word="that">that</span> <span word="other">other</span> <span word="good">good</span> <span word="shit">shit</span>.</p><p>你是太阳，是月亮，是星星……和所有其他厉害的东西。</p><p>7. <span word="You">You</span>'<span word="re">re</span> <span word="Okay">Okay</span>.</p><p>你很好。</p><p>8. <span word="I">I</span> <span word="knew">knew</span> <span word="I">I</span> <span word="loved">loved</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="when">when</span> <span word="I">I</span> <span word="farted">farted</span> <span word="and">and</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="didn">didn</span>'<span word="t">t</span> <span word="run">run</span> <span word="away">away</span>.</p><p>我好爱你，当我放屁的时候你没有逃走。</p><p>9. <span word="I">I</span> <span word="love">love</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="so">so</span> <span word="much">much</span>. <span word="I">I</span>'<span word="ve">ve</span> <span word="got">got</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="picture">picture</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="your">your</span> <span word="face">face</span> <span word="on">on</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="inside">inside</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="my">my</span> <span word="undies">undies</span>.</p><p>我是如此爱你，爱到把你的照片放在我的内裤里。</p><p>10. <span word="I">I</span> <span word="love">love</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="more">more</span> <span word="than">than</span> <span word="pizza">pizza</span>(<span word="or">or</span> <span word="maybe">maybe</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="really">really</span> <span word="close">close</span> <span word="second">second</span>).</p><p>我爱你胜过匹萨（或者以极其微小差距排名第二的东西）。</p><p>11. <span word="I">I</span> <span word="love">love</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="for">for</span> <span word="your">your</span> <span word="brain">brain</span>.</p><p>我爱你的脑子。</p>
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