奥巴马白宫晚宴十大吐槽
<p>又是一年记者协会晚宴，“相声表演艺术家”奥巴马进行了他在白宫小剧场的“封箱演出”。他都讲了什么段子、抖了哪些包袱？一起来看。</p><p>1. 吐槽总统卸任后的赚钱方式</p><p>"<span word="If">If</span> <span word="this">this</span> <span word="material">material</span> <span word="works">works</span> <span word="well">well</span>, <span word="I">I</span>'<span word="m">m</span> <span word="gonna">gonna</span> <span word="use">use</span> <span word="it">it</span> <span word="at">at</span> <span word="Goldman">Goldman</span> <span word="Sachs">Sachs</span> <span word="next">next</span> <span word="year">year</span>. <span word="Earn">Earn</span> <span word="me">me</span> <span word="some">some</span> <span word="serious">serious</span> <span word="Tubmans">Tubmans</span>."</p><p>如果我今天的演讲很出彩，我计划明年到高盛再讲一遍，赚点零花儿。</p><p>2. 评论自己迟到</p><p>"<span word="I">I</span> <span word="do">do</span> <span word="apologize">apologize</span>, <span word="I">I</span> <span word="know">know</span> <span word="I">I</span> <span word="was">was</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="little">little</span> <span word="late">late</span> <span word="tonight">tonight</span>. <span word="I">I</span> <span word="was">was</span> <span word="running">running</span> <span word="on">on</span> <span word="CPT">CPT</span> -- <span word="which">which</span> <span word="stands">stands</span> <span word="for">for</span> <span word="jokes">jokes</span> <span word="that">that</span> <span word="white">white</span> <span word="people">people</span> <span word="should">should</span> <span word="not">not</span> <span word="make">make</span>."</p><p>抱歉我今晚迟到了一会儿，我是按照<span word="CPT">CPT</span>时间来的。这是白人不能讲的笑话。</p><p>（<span word="Colored">Colored</span> <span word="People">People</span> <span word="Time">Time</span>，即有色人种时间，指“黑人总迟到”的刻板思维）</p><p>3. 预测下一任总统</p><p>"<span word="Next">Next</span> <span word="year">year</span> <span word="at">at</span> <span word="this">this</span> <span word="time">time</span>, <span word="someone">someone</span> <span word="else">else</span> <span word="will">will</span> <span word="be">be</span> <span word="standing">standing</span> <span word="here">here</span> <span word="in">in</span> <span word="this">this</span> <span word="very">very</span> <span word="spot">spot</span>. <span word="And">And</span> <span word="it">it</span>'<span word="s">s</span> <span word="anyone">anyone</span>'<span word="s">s</span> <span word="guess">guess</span> <span word="who">who</span> <span word="she">she</span> <span word="will">will</span> <span word="be">be</span>."</p><p>明年这个时候，会有另一个人站在这个地方。有谁知道她会是谁么。</p><p>（用<span word="she">she</span>暗指希拉里·克林顿可能当选）</p><p>4. 评论民主党总统参选人伯尼·桑德斯</p><p>"<span word="We">We</span>'<span word="ve">ve</span> <span word="got">got</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="bright">bright</span> <span word="new">new</span> <span word="face">face</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="Democratic">Democratic</span> <span word="Party">Party</span> <span word="here">here</span> <span word="tonight">tonight</span>, <span word="Mr">Mr</span>. <span word="Bernie">Bernie</span> <span word="Sanders">Sanders</span>! <span word="Bernie">Bernie</span>, <span word="you">you</span> <span word="look">look</span> <span word="like">like</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="million">million</span> <span word="bucks">bucks</span>. <span word="Or">Or</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="put">put</span> <span word="it">it</span> <span word="in">in</span> <span word="terms">terms</span> <span word="you">you</span>'<span word="ll">ll</span> <span word="understand">understand</span>, <span word="you">you</span> <span word="look">look</span> <span word="like">like</span> 37,000 <span word="donations">donations</span> <span word="of">of</span> $27 <span word="each">each</span>."</p>
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