最怪诞的10本指南书籍[1]
<p>众所周知有关指南、<span word="DIY">DIY</span>、傻瓜教程还有文学作品等书籍，其中很多还是很有用的。随着审查制度不再那么严格以及言论自由之风的吹起，人人都可以出版任何他们想出版的书籍。不管您将此事看作是好是坏，人们确实可以接触到很多奇奇怪怪的书。</p><p>本期就让我们为您盘点史上最怪诞的10本指南，虽然您或许会觉得它们匪夷所思、、令人忍俊不禁，或哗众取宠令人难以接受，但这些书都是真实存在，且能在市面上买到的。</p><p>10. <span word="How">How</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="Steal">Steal</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="Dog">Dog</span></p><p>《怎样偷狗》</p><p><span word="Stealing">Stealing</span> <span word="dogs">dogs</span> <span word="has">has</span> <span word="never">never</span> <span word="been">been</span> <span word="so">so</span> <span word="good">good</span>! <span word="If">If</span> <span word="you">you</span>'<span word="re">re</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="cheapo">cheapo</span> <span word="who">who</span> <span word="is">is</span> <span word="looking">looking</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="steal">steal</span> <span word="away">away</span> <span word="man">man</span>'<span word="s">s</span> <span word="best">best</span> <span word="friend">friend</span>, <span word="choose">choose</span> <span word="this">this</span> <span word="how">how</span>-<span word="to">to</span>. <span word="Maybe">Maybe</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="want">want</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="free">free</span> <span word="dog">dog</span>, <span word="steal">steal</span> <span word="one">one</span>! <span word="Though">Though</span> <span word="stealing">stealing</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="dog">dog</span> <span word="will">will</span> <span word="probably">probably</span> <span word="get">get</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="put">put</span> <span word="into">into</span> <span word="prison">prison</span>. <span word="If">If</span> <span word="you">you</span>'<span word="re">re</span> <span word="that">that</span> <span word="lonely">lonely</span> <span word="and">and</span> <span word="that">that</span> <span word="in">in</span> <span word="need">need</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="someone">someone</span>, <span word="or">or</span> <span word="something">something</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="talk">talk</span> <span word="to">to</span>, <span word="just">just</span> <span word="take">take</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="dog">dog</span>, <span word="the">the</span> <span word="original">original</span> <span word="owner">owner</span> <span word="will">will</span> <span word="understand">understand</span>!</p><p>偷狗可不是好事！如果你是个吝啬鬼，打算偷走人类最好的朋友，请选择这本指南。也许你想要一只免费的狗狗，那就偷一只去吧！虽然偷狗很可能让你遭受牢狱之灾。如果你孤独地要死，极度需要某人或某物来谈谈心，那就偷条狗吧亲！前主人会理解的！</p><p>9. <span word="How">How</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="Make">Make</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="Dirty">Dirty</span> <span word="Movie">Movie</span></p><p>《怎样拍黄片》</p><p><span word="Oh">Oh</span> <span word="honey">honey</span> <span word="don">don</span>'<span word="t">t</span> <span word="worry">worry</span>, <span word="I">I</span>'<span word="m">m</span> <span word="just">just</span> <span word="reading">reading</span> <span word="about">about</span> <span word="how">how</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="make">make</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="dirty">dirty</span> <span word="movie">movie</span>...<span word="What">What</span>?! <span word="Wouldn">Wouldn</span>'<span word="t">t</span> <span word="it">it</span> <span word="be">be</span> <span word="more">more</span> <span word="precise">precise</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="watch">watch</span> <span word="how">how</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="make">make</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="dirty">dirty</span> <span word="movie">movie</span>? <span word="If">If</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="don">don</span>'<span word="t">t</span> <span word="know">know</span> <span word="how">how</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="make">make</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="dirty">dirty</span> <span word="movie">movie</span>, <span word="that">that</span> <span word="might">might</span> <span word="tell">tell</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="something">something</span>, <span word="or">or</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="few">few</span> <span word="things">things</span>. <span word="But">But</span> <span word="let">let</span>'<span word="s">s</span> <span word="not">not</span> <span word="go">go</span> <span word="there">there</span>. <span word="I">I</span> <span word="guess">guess</span> <span word="some">some</span> <span word="people">people</span> <span word="just">just</span> <span word="aren">aren</span>'<span word="t">t</span> <span word="romantic">romantic</span> <span word="or">or</span> <span word="errr">errr</span>...<span word="that">that</span> <span word="perverted">perverted</span>? <span word="Whichever">Whichever</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="think">think</span> <span word="fits">fits</span> <span word="best">best</span>.</p>
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