如何度过没有手机的一天？
<p><span word="Cutting">Cutting</span> <span word="off">off</span> <span word="your">your</span> <span word="thumbs">thumbs</span></p><p>切掉你的大拇指</p><p><span word="No">No</span> <span word="thumbs">thumbs</span>, <span word="no">no</span> <span word="smartphone">smartphone</span>. <span word="The">The</span> <span word="proverb">proverb</span> <span word="was">was</span> <span word="born">born</span> <span word="in">in</span> <span word="an">an</span> <span word="Apple">Apple</span> <span word="store">store</span> <span word="in">in</span> <span word="Michigan">Michigan</span> <span word="and">and</span> <span word="still">still</span> <span word="holds">holds</span> <span word="true">true</span> <span word="today">today</span>. <span word="What">What</span>'<span word="s">s</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="point">point</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="burdening">burdening</span> <span word="yourself">yourself</span> <span word="with">with</span> <span word="this">this</span> "<span word="finger">finger</span>" <span word="that">that</span> <span word="insists">insists</span> <span word="on">on</span> <span word="being">being</span> <span word="so">so</span> <span word="unlike">unlike</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="others">others</span>, <span word="especially">especially</span> <span word="when">when</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="opposable">opposable</span> <span word="thumb">thumb</span> <span word="is">is</span> <span word="no">no</span> <span word="longer">longer</span> <span word="useful">useful</span> <span word="in">in</span> 2017? <span word="So">So</span> <span word="don">don</span>’<span word="t">t</span> <span word="hesitate">hesitate</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="ask">ask</span> <span word="for">for</span> <span word="help">help</span> <span word="in">in</span> <span word="cutting">cutting</span> <span word="off">off</span> <span word="your">your</span> <span word="thumbs">thumbs</span>. <span word="If">If</span> <span word="this">this</span> <span word="method">method</span> <span word="doesn">doesn</span>’<span word="t">t</span> <span word="achieve">achieve</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="desired">desired</span> <span word="results">results</span>, <span word="try">try</span> <span word="cutting">cutting</span> <span word="off">off</span> <span word="all">all</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="other">other</span> <span word="fingers">fingers</span> <span word="as">as</span> <span word="well">well</span>. <span word="The">The</span> <span word="more">more</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="merrier">merrier</span>!</p><p>没有拇指，就没有手机。——这是一家在墨西哥的苹果手机商店的标语，这话放到现在依然成立。干嘛要留着这只和其他四指截然不同的手指呢？尤其是在2017年对生拇指已经毫无用处了。所以别犹豫了，大胆地让人帮你切了大拇指吧。如果这个方法不奏效的话，试试把所有手指都切了吧。越多越好！</p>
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