男子发明“自动打脸机”吐槽美国大选
<p>美国大选终于落下帷幕，“满嘴跑火车”的特朗普在此次竞选中击败自己的对手希拉里，成功当选美国第45任总统。有人调侃说，这次的两个总统候选人，一个是巧克力味的屎，一个是屎味的巧克力，而美国民众最终选择了后者，虽然有点“屎”，但毕竟还是巧克力。不过每次选举也可以看出美国总统选举内部的混乱和心酸。而为了吐槽今年的选举，美国一位小哥直接做了一个“打脸机”。小哥表示这是世界上第一个能创造“大选感觉”的机器。</p><p><span word="The">The</span> <span word="stress">stress</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="long">long</span>, <span word="difficult">difficult</span> <span word="presidential">presidential</span> <span word="election">election</span> <span word="cycle">cycle</span> <span word="doesn">doesn</span>'<span word="t">t</span> <span word="have">have</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="be">be</span> <span word="over">over</span> <span word="once">once</span> <span word="Election">Election</span> <span word="Day">Day</span> <span word="is">is</span> <span word="done">done</span> <span word="and">and</span> <span word="gone">gone</span>. <span word="You">You</span> <span word="can">can</span> <span word="keep">keep</span> <span word="that">that</span> <span word="flame">flame</span> <span word="burning">burning</span> <span word="long">long</span> <span word="into">into</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="future">future</span> <span word="and">and</span> <span word="get">get</span> <span word="some">some</span> <span word="exercise">exercise</span>, <span word="too">too</span>, <span word="if">if</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="buy">buy</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="US">US</span> <span word="Election">Election</span> <span word="Cycle">Cycle</span>. <span word="It">It</span>'<span word="s">s</span> <span word="an">an</span> <span word="exercise">exercise</span> <span word="bike">bike</span> <span word="with">with</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="built">built</span>-<span word="in">in</span> "<span word="Hi">Hi</span>-5 <span word="Wheel">Wheel</span>" <span word="equipped">equipped</span> <span word="with">with</span> <span word="red">red</span>, <span word="white">white</span> <span word="and">and</span> <span word="blue">blue</span> <span word="gloves">gloves</span> <span word="that">that</span> <span word="slap">slap</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="in">in</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="face">face</span> <span word="as">as</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="pedal">pedal</span>.</p><p>漫长而艰难的总统选举周期带来的压力并不一定要随着选举日的结束而消散。如果你买了这台“美国大选单车”，你可以把心中的怒火在未来很长的一段时间里发泄到运动上。这辆内置有<span word="Hi">Hi</span>-5车轮的健身自行车会在你踩动踏板的时候把红色、白色和蓝色的手套<span word="piapiapia">piapiapia</span>地打在你脸上。</p>
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