看看那些年我们学英语闹过的笑话
<p>学了这么多年英语，有时候还是难免会闹笑话。快来看看是不是你也经历过呢。</p><p>网友任耿:</p><p>在美国德州读书。当时想向教授表达"我来了"，然后我来了句"<span word="I">I</span>'<span word="m">m</span> <span word="coming">coming</span>"。教授整个人都不好了。</p><p><span word="I">I</span> <span word="was">was</span> <span word="studying">studying</span> <span word="in">in</span> <span word="Texas">Texas</span>,<span word="the">the</span> <span word="US">US</span>.<span word="When">When</span> <span word="I">I</span> <span word="tried">tried</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="tell">tell</span> <span word="our">our</span> <span word="professor">professor</span> <span word="that">that</span> "<span word="here">here</span> <span word="I">I</span> <span word="am">am</span>," <span word="I">I</span> <span word="said">said</span> "<span word="I">I</span>'<span word="m">m</span> <span word="coming">coming</span>." <span word="The">The</span> <span word="professor">professor</span> <span word="can">can</span>'<span word="t">t</span> <span word="be">be</span> <span word="more">more</span> <span word="embarrassed">embarrassed</span>.</p><p>"<span word="I">I</span>'<span word="m">m</span> <span word="coming">coming</span>" <span word="is">is</span> <span word="often">often</span> <span word="said">said</span> <span word="bypeople">bypeople</span> <span word="when">when</span> <span word="they">they</span> <span word="are">are</span> <span word="about">about</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="have">have</span> <span word="an">an</span> <span word="orgasm">orgasm</span>. <span word="It">It</span>'<span word="s">s</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="phrase">phrase</span> <span word="heard">heard</span> <span word="on">on</span> <span word="American">American</span> <span word="tv">tv</span> <span word="shows">shows</span> <span word="and">and</span> <span word="movies">movies</span> <span word="and">and</span> <span word="it">it</span>'<span word="s">s</span> <span word="used">used</span> <span word="in">in</span> <span word="off">off</span>-<span word="color">color</span> <span word="jokes">jokes</span>. <span word="Instead">Instead</span>,"<span word="Here">Here</span>!" <span word="or">or</span> "<span word="I">I</span>'<span word="m">m</span> <span word="not">not</span> <span word="here">here</span> <span word="but">but</span> <span word="on">on</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="way">way</span>" <span word="is">is</span> <span word="what">what</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="professor">professor</span> <span word="thought">thought</span> <span word="he">he</span> <span word="or">or</span> <span word="she">she</span> <span word="was">was</span> <span word="going">going</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="hear">hear</span>.</p><p>网友珵<span word="cici">cici</span>：</p><p>去英国时坐飞机，空姐倒完水之后我说<span word="Thanks">Thanks</span>，空姐说<span word="Cheers">Cheers</span>，于是我就对她举了举杯。空姐当时就惊呆了。再之后从海关到机场大巴司机，一路上都有人跟我说<span word="cheers">cheers</span>，我就疑惑了啊，我这手里也没杯子啊怎么<span word="cheers">cheers</span>？！</p><p><span word="When">When</span> <span word="I">I</span> <span word="travelled">travelled</span> <span word="by">by</span> <span word="air">air</span> <span word="in">in</span> <span word="Britain">Britain</span>, <span word="the">the</span> <span word="stewardess">stewardess</span> <span word="served">served</span> <span word="me">me</span> <span word="some">some</span> <span word="water">water</span> <span word="and">and</span> <span word="I">I</span> <span word="said">said</span> "<span word="Thanks">Thanks</span>", <span word="she">she</span> <span word="said">said</span>"<span word="cheers">cheers</span>", <span word="then">then</span> <span word="I">I</span> <span word="raised">raised</span> <span word="my">my</span> <span word="cup">cup</span>. <span word="She">She</span> <span word="looked">looked</span> <span word="puzzled">puzzled</span>. <span word="Then">Then</span> <span word="out">out</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="plane">plane</span> <span word="I">I</span> <span word="found">found</span> <span word="almost">almost</span> <span word="all">all</span> <span word="people">people</span>, <span word="from">from</span> <span word="Customs">Customs</span> <span word="staff">staff</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="shuttle">shuttle</span> <span word="bus">bus</span> <span word="driver">driver</span>, <span word="were">were</span> <span word="saying">saying</span> "<span word="cheers">cheers</span>." <span word="Why">Why</span> <span word="cheers">cheers</span>? <span word="I">I</span> <span word="have">have</span> <span word="no">no</span> <span word="glass">glass</span> <span word="in">in</span> <span word="hand">hand</span>!</p><p>网友邱静:</p><p>美国同事问我中午吃了啥？我想说，吃了餐馆打包的东西(应该是<span word="doggy">doggy</span> <span word="bag">bag</span>)话到嘴边变成了<span word="dog">dog</span> <span word="food">food</span>。他看着我狂笑三分钟。</p>
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